Celebrated my judeo-christian heritage by watching Uncut Gems on the flight to see my family for christmas

I suppose this doesnt include the 15.5 weeks since i originally emailed them

Timmy chalamet wanting to stand on top of the sphere is cat behavior

Strong tournament of champions roster this year

Pardon me

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RE: https://mastodon.social/@gutenberg_new/115759174730483438 I was project manager for this one! please check it out, it's an extremely weird book on the history, theory, and practice of making indexes written by an eccentric obsessive

Someone should make an opera about lowtax

Happy 6th anniversary to when i went to see Cats on opening weekend and afterwards answered a market research survey about Cats

Everyone who comments on classical music youtube videos posts like they’re wearing a little top hat

Me impersonating a scientist during some kind of zany campus heist scenario

I had an mri today and for some reason being in a small tube that made extremely loud rhythmic buzzing sounds for half an hour was so relaxing i almost fell asleep

Fedi

If a 4000 year old statuary fragment can be this chill then so can you

Red lights strobing on and off and klaxons sounding in my shop as petiteknit releases a new mini scarf pattern

The rizzler has been compromised to a permanent end by seal team 67

I keep getting this ad with no further information and it makes me feel like i’m in a boomer political cartoon

Seeing this and immediately reloading my game from a much earlier save

American Airlines’ unusual name derives from Amerigo Vespucci, an Italian explorer of the early 16th century. The airline says this name is meant to evoke the pioneer spirit of the first days of oceanic navigation.

The more I look at this map the weirder it gets

Covering all the bases

I have a feeling that this is the social network with the largest proportion of people who access it exclusively on desktop computers

🎄😊it’s Margaret, the Christmas Cat!🎄😊(she hates it)

He’s in the big city all by himself….

[when i listen to a podcast or music while i go for walk] Amblin Entertainment

Currently contemplating modifying a fair isle sweater so that all the repeated motifs are system 6 default desktop patterns

~scroogecore aesthetic~

Their Ears Were Casting Pod

Probably at least once there was a fortuitously placed forest fire or lava flow or something 100 million years ago that resulted in an oviraptorid dinosaur getting to enjoy a single fried egg

Every single ai video i've run across makes me feel like cayce pollard looking at the michelin man

Experiencing only minor psychic distress from learning that i'm exactly the same age as tim allen's character in the santa clause

Do british people know that a thinly disguised version of shaun the sheep sells mattresses over here

The fact that the title character in upcoming box office bomb Ella McCay is played by an actor named Emma Mackey is pissing me off so much and i have no idea why

[utter filth (positive)] Browsing the local artist gallery for cute gifts for mom and found this (Artist is @rat_tit on instagram)

Do orthodox zoomers say g*d

Hamnet. The pig web. The superhighway of swine

Started reading sylvia townsend warner's "The Corner That Held Them" (1948), which is a basically plotless but extremely absorbing and quite funny novel about several generations of life in a 14th century convent located in a muddy and barren fen surrounded by people who mostly resent them. It's […]

I wrote all this down at like 3 am totally convinced that i had experienced a brilliant work of art

This physically catapulted me into 2003

[uspol] Congratulations to pete hegseth on reaching 5 jeffrey dahmers worth of caribbean boat murder. That’s almost 3 gacys

Youtube is giving me an award for having the most normal top 5 songs of the year

Tragic: met a cool seeming mom with a 5 year old kid named Elon

Duke logic

Surely not

Mix all the goodies and Pour all the cookies and Lick on the back of my spatula

[spotify wrapped] Time to finally admit the truth: i am president joe biden

You can just write your own prefaces to books you own. Nobody can stop you

Big 10 school dark academia kids desperately trying to discuss their murder plot in ancient greek over the sound of marching band practice repeating the first four bars of Bad Romance

Learning about small universe theory

This guy couldnt stop beeping!!