Smokin that snip snip

Assigned hyundai at dealership

Up late reading about this freaky little mess of a clade that somehow colonized five continents despite never leaving their holes

In this difficult time my thoughts are with my neighbor who drives a subaru with license plate "OWO"

My friend jen parked on the Hogs level today

I hate to say it but our canary is now Jimmy Kimmel. If anything happens to him in the next four years, we’ve hit full blown fascism and need to leave the mine immediately

It should show you a random gameplay tip when you get into an elevator

Happy pride

This is definitely the best bug photo I’ve ever taken with my phone

Careful, this is a gang turf border zone

I’ve probably walked past this sign 100 times and I only just noticed that the listed amenities include Giraffe

[poorly named alcohol] Rolling up to the substack office party with these bad boys

bites u

I had a dream that the government started flagging people as trans based on their internet browsing history so everyone was trying to figure out the most cis websites to visit

Christopher Meloni out here textured like a Goldeneye 64 npc

Katie saw this on the menu and said “oh, like lou reed”

[hard to swallow pills meme] Angels in America is paranormal romance urban fantasy

Mixing up my lace doily crochet chart book and my Lesser Key of Solomon and accidentally beckoning Astaroth to my yarn shop

Cooking up a colorwork mittens idea

This is the point in american history where i would just load the save from september 10 2001 and try again

Had a lovely dinner and jazz show with my beautiful wife celebrating my third anniversary. Did i miss anything

Zeus’s tinder bio

✨ the two completely unrelated words you typed into google most likely refer to some garbage I just made up

I went to get my covid booster yesterday and the nurse was like “there’s new guidance, do you have one of these conditions?” and showed me a list which I looked at for 1 second and said “uh yeah sure” and she just laughed and gave me the shot

Unenforced type checking and significant whitespace

The last checkout date listed on the slip of this book i found at the thrift store is from 1914, which means someone owes the library over $700 in late fees

Over 40 years of so-called “progress” and still nobody has made a music video gayer or hornier than this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yem_iEHiyJ0

Konjac root looks like what shrek eats instead of tomatoes

Got charged $400 tariffs on a $1000 order that arrived a week ago that was specifically documented as exempt per USMCA rules and UPS has had me on hold for 39 minutes and counting. It's just smart economics

Neil Young watch the fuck out

Something i’ve been thinking about lately: in high school i dated a girl whose nonno was an original name brand Fascist - like he was an enthusiastic mussolini supporter during the 1940s and served in the italian army until he was captured and eventually married an american nurse, but never […]

Nah you got us right the first time

lost e. e. cummings poem found in the <$1000 car section of craigslist

It's bullshit that the apple autocapitalize thing changes it to YouTube but not TelePrompTer

me: come on bro don't hog the snacks. i thought it would kill you. you can stop now the ancient greek philosopher I brought from the past and gave blue fire takis for fun: [pointing at my furry bara desktop wallpaper] κῠνοκέφᾰλοι!!!

Shout out to slate for quoting me in this article and also wisely omitting my comment on one way this situation could be resolved https://slate.com/business/2025/09/trump-tariffs-knitting-crocheting-yarn-shortage.html

Somehow nailed the composition on this uncropped random photo i took out the window of a moving car yesterday

The incredible power of not going on the computer

Enjoying a nice swim at the riddler’s house

It’s pretty far down the list of soul-wearying tech trends but it bugs me when the google People Also Ask questions are weirdly negative like “what’s the point of banana bread?” or “what’s so good about Malaysia?”

I thought this was a huge squirrel until it turned around

A powerful arbormancer dwells here

Careful. This is Pig Clan territory

Looking gorgg sis

Is this good

Excited for the confluence of pope leo and the national guard deployment to somehow result in chicago joining the papal states

Found him

Do u have any games on ur phone