I love going to the optometrist, I could play that “clearer 1? or 2?” game for hours

I assume this is about dick van dyke

[when you win on who wants to be a millionnaire after using your 50/50 and ask the audience lifelines] I Who Have Never Phoned Friend

Lmao fedex charged me an extra thousand dollars in tariffs because they valued an order at $10,000 USD instead of 10,000 DKK 🫠

Each broom agent can spawn additional, autonomous broom agents, each with their own pails. This allows apprentices to accelerate monotonous water-fetching tasks and save their time and energy for more interesting and useful work

Lmao gottem

Hell is

I can’t believe this is the second time i’ve snagged an antiphonal leaf at a suburban estate sale

This fanfiction discourse has gotten out of hand

I made a little cardigan (blowfish for scale)

[gen alpha john wilkes booth voice] Six seven tyrannus

Who’s ready for my famous posta sance

I distinctively said “grunions” into the microphone but the messages app speech to text system, a supposedly harmless piece of what is actually a fundamentally fascist technological project that flattens out human individuality and replaces it with a dull sameness, changed it to “green onions”

I hit the thrift store jackpot

Who needs david attenborough when you’ve got us

Archilochus is my kinda dude

RE: https://live.acarsdrama.com/@acarsdrama/116801740301579553 Four new areas just dropped

Iron age gay who owns a bunch of kitschy bronze age stuff

Pondering getting a bunch of hats made that say “hat thief” and leaving them near the front of the store

The de kooning retrospective at the art institute tells the inspiring story of a man who spent a year making the perfect drawing and then said fuck that im going to draw weird women and dogs for the rest of my life

[incredible exchange from the hardware store] cashier: oh, i’ve never seen that name before! I like it! customer: thanks, it’s Gaelic cashier: happy pride

Pronouncing it zoötopia

This bird was just sitting on my balcony posing for me like it was school picture day

rat wall

Twisting and turning the knobs on this thing until it generates the correct take on The Bear

I dont hate the obama center’s architecture as much as some people do but i just noticed it looks like a giant low-poly toe and now that’s all i can see

This is the coolest fantasy map i've ever seen i wish scandia was real https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Carta_Marina.jpeg

Scored some pure undiluted 70s Fantasy Bullshit at the thrift store

God i love irfanview. it's like.. brutalist software

I hope they ban everyone under 150 from using social media

Look at this peculiar book i found

Just me and my incredibly small and weak cat

Tfw your determined headmaster cajoles u into doing Classics and ur private activities are of no particular interest

A single person gaining $300 billion in the space of a few minutes is a classic sign of a normal healthy economy based on reality

Great news, the bicameral mind is back

Which Of These 371 Outstanding Books Do You Want To Read?

I only recognize TWO GENDERS (Lefty and Head)

How can she even be real

Love to get threatening emails from fedex after politely suggesting that i was incorrectly charged $60 on a shipment of knitting books

Why not add a little wallpaper frieze to your room

I love how the ice maker in my freezer just Creates Items

The entire US economy, 2026

Margie… tell me a tale of the old country…

Hello and welcome to the western zodiac. We got 11 normal things and 1 fucked up sea-goat

Interacting with any customer support chatbot in 2026 is like playing a douglas adams infocom game

I just learned that the word “atonement” isn’t derived from french or latin or something, it’s just at + one + ment. I feel like i’m being pranked

What’s this guy’s deal

At the yard sale, anyone need some 3 foot wide playstation disc rugs