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Monday night duck

When people come out with no sense like this, I wonder if they are aware of what was going on in the world of work before the 40-hour week.

Fuck me, a full fluff piece on cafes for the sake of a piece on cafes. It's not even on cafe owners' responses to actual news stories but just "cafes are good".

I slept well last night, but I had nightmares, which is unusual. In one, I was in McDonald's with coworkers and there was a big explosion and I was the sole survivor and I had to live with the trauma of watching them all being burned alive.

Ruin a band by replacing a word with a bodily fluid JIZZM

If you are struggling with the idea that a white man with a non-white boyfriend and non-white might be a massive racist, consider for a moment the large number of horrendously misogynistic men whose wifes and girlfriends are women.

When you put what was left of your disastrous bitcoin investment into the, admittedly volatile, mini sponge market.

Woke up to about a thousand unread messages in the family group chat, so I assume Hull City won a sportsball or something.

I'm very cross because I used chat gpt to generate some content that I didn't read for my website, but google is scraping that content and presenting it in their ai search instead of directing people to my website to read my ai garbage (personalise with your details for bigger impact)

Cook's treat comes first

The theme for #ShowMeYourKnits 🧶this week is YELLOW so here's pair of yellow socks I made last year.

"all of us who stand with the LGBTIQA+ community" is an interesting phrase to use when you're part of that community isn't it

London (after Hull)

A bit sad to hear that Judith Chalmers has died. Everyone knows her from Wish You Were Here, but I spend my evenings watching clips of the cookery segments of Good Afternoon from the 70s with Judith and Mary Berry. Their on-screen chemistry was something to behold: they clearly despised each other.

This is the best petty grievance I've seen EVEN ON HERE for a while.

People with “gender critical beliefs” getting it included in government guidance that you can’t call them horrible transphobic bastards is so wild like I don’t have to spend billions lobbying for legal documents to get people to like me, have you tried being a nice person instead

The light switch for the hallway in my new flat is right outside the bathroom door, and the latent Brit in me keeps pressing it expecting the bathroom light to come on.

For the unpatriotic, those are: Paddington, Winnie the Pooh, Rupert and Sooty. WE SHALL REMEMBER THEM.

I don’t think anything sums up how ridiculous the new EHRC guidance is than the fact it describes those protected by the characteristic of gender reassignment to be those undergoing a process to “reassign their sex”, a thing the exact same part of the document says isn’t legally possible. Nonsense.

“Dare you to see if your elbow fits between them railings,” she said to him. And then ran off, laughing.

The problem with morons who can't read is that they think everyone else is also a moron who can't read, and so they suggest that you turn every well-written piece you produce into atrociously formatted unreadable garbage.

Describing Pride in Protest as "pro trans" is ridiculous. They may say they are, but their actions actively have negative impacts on trans people and trans people's access to their communities.

Tom Daley has such a hot body, I don't know why he consistently chooses to cover it with such ugly clothes.

I buy so much stuff from Amazon because they appear to be the only logistics company in the world that can manage to actually deliver the stuff I buy to my house. How are other couriers so unimaginably bad at this? It's literally their only job and they fuck it up every time.

To the extent that I have a type, it is not GenX Canadian men who think being "sassy" is an acceptable substitute for having a personality, yet here I am getting a little unnecessary over Nick Lewis.

It's like when people in the UK say that the trains are overcrowded and "too expensive"

Winter is very quickly approaching, and so I felt a kangaroo and broccoli pasta bake would be a good dinner to keep us warm.

I think the best decision I made was buying an apartment that was owner occupied for thirty years and has never been a rental because things about the design of this place just make sense, and the fittings and appliances are not the cheapest nastiest possible.

Dude thinks I'm unaware that I'm a homosexual

Ten acts I've seen live M People Moloko Goldfrapp Madonna Kylie Minogue Mariah Carey Spice Girls P!nk Rihanna and the Leeds United Calypso Band

The cast of Tip Toe are on Instagram telling us what their favourite Russell T Davies drama is, and none of them have mentioned Cucumber or Years and Years.

Gianluca, who represented Malta in 2013, is probably my pick for the Eurovision entrant who stole my heart quickest

The Coronation virus 19 era.

The main reason I vote Labor is because their comms teams have their politicians actually wear lapel mics on their lapels instead of pinching them between their fingers and waving them about like some third-rate TikTok influencer.

SATIN IS A WEAVE, NOT A FABRIC!

It's funny the way that it doesn't matter who is in office, the actual leader of the opposition to the federal government is not the leader of the biggest federal party or coalition not in government, but the premier of NSW.

Tonight's annoying task complete - factory reset of my entire wifi network. Apparently moving house can cause problems, but hopefully these problems are now fixed.

Clover Moore has gone too far this time

These piss babies on Sydney Trains wouldn't know crush capacity if it smacked them in the face. STAND CLOSER TOGETHER 👏👏👏

This sounds actually quite good and useful (read the article, not just the headline), so of course all the people who are perpetually cross about technology are cross about it.

Freed from desire, mind and senses purified Freed from desire, mind and senses purified Freed from desire, mind and senses purified Freed from desire

I had a hot bath tonight. First one in my new apartment. Sadly, I am too tall to really enjoy a bath in a normal sized tub (and mine is on the small side), but it was good nevertheless.

Baking. Ish.

These are my top 10 albums Moloko - Statues M People - Bizarre Fruit Kylie Minogue - Fever Madonna - Ray of Light Eurythmics - Revenge The Matthew Herbert Big Band - Goodbye Swingtime Simply Red - Stars Hot Chip - In Our Heads George Michael - Older Kirsty MacColl - Tropical Brainstorm

He reads the silly post He reads the scoldy post He reads the jokey post And the pedantic post He reads the posts that remind him of the bad site He reads the posts that remind him of the worst site Don’t screenshot that, troll behavior

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Oh, so it actually is having some good effects.