Forgot that the toilets at Central is a beat, and the guys cruising in there are not exactly subtle. And right after the Mardi Gras parade too, it was FERAL.

Happy Mardi Gras

Big feels at Mardi Gras right now.

Real food makes your dog's poo less horrific 🤔🤔🤔

Union vs League and Union vs Aussie Rules are such softcock sports crossover. Give us something actually innovative. Synchronised swimming vs squash. Basketball vs archery. Speed skating vs sumo wrestling.

Good.

Fancied a change from my usual rainbow nails for Mardi Gras this year, so I went with something a bit more conservative and subtle: pink glitter.

Well yes, because it *is* an outlier. The winner of this by-election is not indicative of the general mood of the UK population, and anyone who thinks it is is insane.

I'm sure with the amount of amyl being used, there'll be plenty of large holes in Sydney CBD streets this weekend. Sorry to any schools in the area.

Few things more dishonest than dividing a candidates share of the vote by the turnout to get some bullshit measure of their "actual support".

I have complex thoughts about the cops and* Mardi Gras. Maybe if you have very simple thoughts about the matter, it's either because you haven't really thought about it in depth, or you're very simple. * very specifically "and" not "at".

Mardi Gras parade weekend, it's nice to see that lions have pride too!

I vote by proxy and my mum votes for me – is that family voting? 🤔🤔🤔

Real estate agents don't be absolutely fucking useless challenge (impossible)

I'm no lover of the Greens, but this is good news. Great that Reform were sent packing, and especially great that it was a progressive party what did it. Hopefully Labour will get the message that you beat Reform by being less like Reform. But hope can be fickle.

More UK passport rules nonsense from dual citizens who are cross that they were not personally told about changes to travel rules. As always, if you want to be treated as a non-citizen, you cannot reasonably act shocked and dismayed when you are treated as a non-citizen.

Is there a polite way of saying "I am struggling to find a simpler way of explaining this to you, and the problem might just be that you are very very stupid"? Asking for a friend.

Yeah, but how much off this week?

One thing I will never understand is why people think asking strangers on the internet is a better way of getting questions like this answered than just calling the company you're doing/wanting to do business with. They'll tell you the answer, and it'll be the right answer!

This is a really really good offer, and I hope everyone who is eligible takes advantage of it.

Office-bound and feeling sleepy 😴

The Greens and their supporters spend their entire existences attacking Labor, and Anthony Albanese in particular, tearing them down at every opportunity while taking false credit for anything good they do, and they cannot understand why Labor don't love them and offer them unconditional support.

Shen Yun is the artistic propaganda arm of Falun Gong, an extreme religious group that makes the Westboro Baptist Church look like a beacon of tolerance.

@oysta.au Threads user geoflower thinks the word "nuance" was invented in 2025.

Last night I dreamt I was on holiday in Stoke-on-Trent and having breakfast with Victoria Coren Mitchell, but she drank my wine when I went to the buffet for more toast.

At the airport

One of the things that pisses me off most about AI is the way, when you ask someone for their thoughts or opinions on something, they send you AI slop, acting as if they're being helpful and as if you're too dumb to have thought of generating the slop yourself.

Rain on Mardi Gras parade day is just God putting a rainbow in the sky for us.

Interestingly, #Spinosaurus mirabilis exhibits crest asymmetry in some specimens. It is a reminiscent of the varying degree of casque asymmetry in modern #cassowaries. Learn more here: onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/full/10.... Spinosaurus illustration by Dani Navarro

A crocodile is more closely related to a hummingbird than it is to an iguana.

Never a big Narnia guy but this 6 seconds typifies everything I love about British television.

Van Badham hasn't blocked me on social media website Threads yet, so if you want to know what insanity she's peddling, hit me up.

I love coming full-circle, replacing nested functions with pipes that have nests of pipes.

Sure, but the process for that is a bit more involved than writing a letter on a Tuesday morning and passing a motion in parliament that will likely have universal support.

The issues with rental housing are to do with regulation, not who owns the housing stock. Honestly, corporations and private equity owning private rentals in a well-regulated market would be far far better than individuals using residential property as investments to support their personal wealth.

Reminded of a guy in my Chinese class in first year who had a double-double-barrelled surname – ie, his mum had taken his father's name and kept her own, and he had his dad's surname and his mum's full surname, so he was like Brian Williams Johnson-Williams.

My favourite part of knitting is ripping out a bind-off because I misread the number of stitches decreased as the number of stitches remaining on the needle and I still have 40 rows left to knit 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🧶

YES. That is all.

Rental property managers are cunts, and I have lots of sympathy for tenants who get screwed over by then (I have been in that position!), but come on, lads, why are you going to Reddit for legal advice? www.domain.com.au/news/act-wit...

Was "No sleep till Brooklyn" Posh Spice's ultimatum to David Beckham when trying to conceive? 🤔

Now people on Threads are arguing about whether it is appropriate for someone who is 24 to have friends who are aged 33–45. FRIENDS! Jesus Christ.

28 Queers Later: A Dawson Story

American Life by Madonna is SUCH a fucking good album and none of you stupid bitches give it the love it deserved.

(Some of you would do well to limit yourselves to just 20 shitposts in a weekend)

Dawson's 20 Shitpost Weekend

Crouching Shit, Hidden Post.

🙄🙄🙄 it wasn't until that old broad pegged it that anything started moving with Andrew, so let us not pretend that QEII was anything other than deeply involved in protecting him.

If you live in NSW and you incorrectly correct someone about the meaning of a yellow traffic light, you should have your driver's licence cancelled immediately and permanently.

The Punch Hotel on Carr Lane. #hull #yorkshire #travel #architecture #photography #photographerofbluesky #photographersunited #eastcoastkin #scape #winter