One of those quiet and consistently brilliant feeds.

GIVE ME A CAMEL TAXI SERVICE NOW.

"Crucifixion?" "Nah, freedom for me" "Oh jolly good, off you go then"

Charisma. Not rocket science, a dirty word, or a fart at a genteel dinner party. A vessel in which less base ideals can be communicated to the heart. Present at every piece of progress ever made by society. Politics, like all human drama, is laden with theory, but realised in the heart and gut.

Despite stating that I would do anything for love with one important exception, I find ultimately that I would, indeed, do that.

One of the best things I've seen in ages. Superb. #ENO

Yes, your credibility. That untarnished jewel of a thing.

Typical. Just looked on the BBC News website, and there's absolutely NOTHING about what might have happened to the Transylvania Twist.

Lol I just asked Grok whether Grokipedia is more neutral than Wikipedia and even it can't lie about this

The OG #NoKings 😜 Really looking forward to this - a brilliant new BBC History Extra podcast series from @rebeccarideal.bsky.social @histfest.bsky.social! Also, I recorded a little cameo as the Colchester-born writer Margaret Cavendish 💁🏻‍♀️ play.megaphone.fm/quvuyhkqs66t...

oh stop MOANING

The percentage fall in the Peso will depend on what Oasis cover he's singing...

If he goes out one more time and then shakes it all about, he'll pass the citizenship test due to advanced knowledge of the U.Ks national dance, the 'Hokey Cokey'.

Self-harm really hurts, actually.

The camel is the headline to a carefully crafted article about horses.

No fee, I'm afraid.

ChatGPT is currently answering all of my verbal queries in Welsh (a known bug, apparently). I must say, I find the prospect of a Skynet-style hostile superintelligence a little less daunting when it comes in the form of an accidental housewife from Rhyl.

“A man should plant a tree, have a son, and write a book.” José Martí Righto. Off to the garden centre then...

Well, seeing as they get a whole feature piece in the Guardian to address the question, I guess so...

Great think piece: deconstructing the many complex interacting nodes of a multi-level intelligence, whether human or artificial, by means of a periodic table of cognitive elements. > kk.org/thetechnium/...

Many claims are made for the power of poetry to change lives. All I can offer on the death of Brian Patten is a simple truth. This poem - sent to me by my not-then-wife - is the reason I am with her 40 years on. RIP Brian. x

It is a truth too often unacknowledged, that a populist in possession of the public's rage must be in perpetual want of an enemy.

Part of a photo study entitled 'Amphetamine bears of Poplar'

Many think the trouble started with the financial crisis of 2008. I believe it was more the public acceptability of line dancing.

Political consequences turn violent in the same way that Hemingway turned bankrupt.

I'm currently looking at the world the way that sheep in Alien:Earth looks at anyone who enters the lab.

It's what Sid would've wanted.

The soundtrack to ALIEN:EARTH is ace.

Aww come on....it wasn't like he was working for UptightJet.

Here he is reminding us how high we should set our thermostats this winter.

Must-read piece. Excellent work, Jemima.

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Me and her successfully leaving Heathrow on a flight today at 1:30pm.

The vessel sailing by my hotel window is first-class only, apparently... :-) #liverpoolfc #hongkong #ynwa

"You put one leg in there....that's it.... now, put your other leg into there. Good. Now pull that belt bit up towards your waist... "

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No shamed celebrity is more than six feet away from being baptised by Russell Brand.

Political invertebrates and an electorate in denial. An unfortunate combination.

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I did this. My teacher apologised because I'd been devouring normal books, then was forced to do ITA. Only when I'd finished those books could she let me carry on reading normally. The one thing it left me with was an aversion to ministers using children as guinea pigs for ministerial brain farts.

28 years old is no age. That poor family. x

If everybody starts wild swimming, is it really wild any more?

“I don’t know why you don’t just leave him, Elaine.”

Sorry. I've run out of crayons.

28 Chips Later.

Literally an army of fake Stephens. Like that scene in Spartacus, except every one is a grifting wanker.

Thoughts on UK linear TV: if one insists on broadcasting like nobody is watching, then eventually nobody is watching.