I have a 10 year old now

(whispering over the team introductions at the Puppy Bowl) they’re all virgins

Ali Brigginshaw showing up to the Dally Ms in a tux. Queen. We stan forever. My captain.

If you need a pick up today, try to hear Mick Ennis saying Tretinoin, Chikungunya, and Nuclear Retinoid in your head

Meanwhile at the Riyadh comedy festival

Me watching the extended cut of Justice League

Day for Rugby League

Dumb

What a goal. This game was definitely a 3-1

Honestly watching the two lineups pregame and I was looking at them like "you know I'd actually rather have Brentford's"

Lolchester Lolnited

Found you at the botanical gardens

Spotted a wild @mathaiaus.bsky.social special out in Brisbane

you’re telling me this entire Siberian Orchestra is trans?

I’m attracted to this man

Number of nationwide Book Week blackface incidents in one year, by day

Brisbane Double Prelim Bound

charging at my boyfriend in the bedroom and he screams "olé!" as I crash into the wall instead

Please don't call it that

Tfw longshoremen's union goes on strike

Henry VIII's architects every time they get a new commission from the king:

I didn’t see the original but this captures my current mood

You guys do yourself a favor and look at what Eric Adams wore to Rosh Hashanah services at the Sephardic Lebanese Congregation

there's a big problem with the culture here on bluesky, and it's that not nearly enough people are posting about the 10 year anniversary of Carly Rae Jepsen's groundbreaking and timeless album EMOTION being this year and how awesome that is

That's a rough nickname

This is some Connecticut bullshit.

Me logging on to do my daily shitposting

Arsenal have only conceded two goals in 5 Premier league games and those two goals have cost them 5 points.

Rugby League

"LIVERPOOL CAN'T KEEP WINNING GAMES LIKE THIS" 2019-20 would like a word

They're the twice a season concession to us Asia-Pacific fans who get to go out between 630pm-930pm on a Saturday night and watch football like normal human beings. And even better when we win.

Ryan Gravenberch's goal was unbelievable

𝐋𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐥 𝟐-𝟏 𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐨𝐧 The Premier League champions were made to sweat again, but didn't need a late winner this time as they maintain their perfect start to the season. Liverpool have won five consecutive home games against Everton in all competitions for the first time since 1933-1937. #LIVEVE

On this day in 2020, Diogo Jota became a Red ❤️ Always in our hearts. Forever our number 20.

19th is a weird day of the month for a Friday to fall on. Messes all the maths up. Not a fan.

Charlie Kirk one-hour cum tribute on ABC

Jimmy Fallon Executed After Ending Show's 20 Minute Moment of Silence for Charlie Kirk 8 Seconds Early

I have to pick D because anywhere else is too far away to get food from on a daily basis

Its nice how we keep doing this cycle. Crypto banks collapse, subprime lending, dot com bubble - always throwing the weight of the market behind the newest fad to milk people into investing and then pulling the rug and walking away with the bag.

Lol

What is he shaking his head at, that's a terrible tackle

I've already been part of one of the greatest games of sport to ever occur today so its hard to ask for much more, but could Liverpool please score 12 goals now