Gottem’

Gottem’

Happy Monday, fellow humans

QTP with an album you’d rate a perfect 10/10 🎶

Happy Mother’s Day to those who celebrate

An old school mate of mine - a guy who is cool, successful, and unbelievably kind - just bought a Tesla. What a cunt

Cat's out of the bag. I'll be playing drums for Puerto Rico punk rock legends La Experiencia de Toñito Cabanilla$ for the 30th anniversary of their first album, "Generación ABCDE" at La Caverna, Santurce, July 4th. The show will raise funds for Jeka's cancer treatment. Art & date absurdly ironic.

Long nerdy post alert ‼️ ‘How I switched to Linux and told Microsoft to go fuck itself’ - A Hal Story #Linux #Gaming #Friendship

Long nerdy post alert ‼️ ‘How I switched to Linux and told Microsoft to go fuck itself’ - A Hal Story #Linux #Gaming #Friendship

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Hey everyone

It’s bread.

Gonna be working from Brisbane for a few months, so it’s time for…

Being the only white guy at a party and telling the aunties you’re not hungry

To those who celebrate

I was just asked if I could talk about how I use AI at work for our branch standup. After sharing my thoughts, they picked someone else to talk.

Good morning cool cats

Time for another gruelling 8 hours of wiggling my mouse to show Teams I’m still active

May I see them?

Bluesky: hey you have notifications! Me: cool, let me see Bluesky: nah

I told my doctor, “I feel depressed at work.” She says, “Whenever I’m depressed at work, I go see the funniest boy in the office.” I say, “But, Doctor…”

I love GURPS. I want you to love GURPS too. It’s so much fun. We should play it sometime.

Today is the 30th anniversary of #SteamedHams! My favorite slice of cultural metamorphosis. If you'd like some unforgettable music to go with your unforgettable luncheon, may I suggest @marcwithac.bsky.social's Steamed Hams LP, which I designed that art for? marcwithac.bandcamp.com/album/steame...

I prefer working from the office and being a social butterfly, but sometimes the WFH vibes just hit right

Fucking narc…

tuesday

4th Cosmere novel done. A great (standalone) fantasy novel. I give it 13/14 ciggies 🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬 🚬🚬🚬🚬 #booksky #fantasy

Welcome to Taskmaster!!! Would you like to play a game?

4th Cosmere novel done. A great (standalone) fantasy novel. I give it 13/14 ciggies 🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬 🚬🚬🚬🚬 #booksky #fantasy

Successfully convincing someone struggling to share in teams to hit ‘alt+f4’ is the greatest feeling ever.

Just finished my latest book in Brandon Sanderson’s Cosmere, The Emperor’s Soul. Pretty damn good novella that packs a punch for such a short story #booksky

wouldn't it be funny if EVERYONE blocked this Attie AI account @ bsky.app/profile/atti... before they could do anything with it

My mohawk is turning into a mullet and, honestly, I like it

Getting back into writing after a very long break. Submitted my first short to a comp. Wish me luck

Australia right now

Just finished the Mistborn trilogy by Brandon Sanderson. Loved it. My first foray into the Cosmere and a really good fantasy series.

Joking, obviously, but a subscription to a decent VPN sure is cheaper than paying for several streaming services

They had one job - tidy the apartment- and I came home and they’re still just lounging around

ABC, please stop calling it the Iran War/Middle East War. The correct name is ‘The Epstein War.’ #auspol

Regurgitator live at the Baso, Canberra

Workmates gifted me this absolutely iconic pin

Got a new bag and immediately lost it to to the cats

Red Dwarf co-creator Rob Grant passed away today. He and Doug Naylor created my favourite sci-fi series ever. Doubly sad that he literally just won the rights to publish his prequel, Titan.

Happy Twin Peaks day!!

Remember: liking your own post isn’t lame. It’s a sign of pride and confidence.

Sometime I scrub up good.

If history has taught me anything, royalty being arrested usually leads to one thing