Having every damn protagonist be a white male with brown hair and a short beard. I DON’T WANT TO PLAY AS ME!

“Please attach a resume, cover letter, 2000 word essay about how the company’s goals perfectly match with your principles, and a 2 minute video of you begging for this job.”

The reason I was offline is because I got stuck in the Backrooms. I’m fine now but I got scared by some upside down chairs and a pool

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I made this to express my love for MicroSlop

Just remember that everything I say is a joke (unless you agree and then come chat to me after)

Everyone: the algorithm advertised this funny temu product lol Me:

Back Rooms (2026)

Second piece of “art” for the day

Please enjoy my painting of a Showk (shark cow)

Them: “Why are you so anti ID/Authentication?” Me:

With the rise of AI, I am now sympathetic to the sci-fi trope of the person who bullies the android protagonist

Enjoy life. Enjoy the internet

Enjoy life. Enjoy the internet

More tips for inner peace

Follow for more happiness tips

I’ll never forget the episode when Brum used the N word

Introduce yourself with 10 bands you’ve seen live. Viagra Boys TOOL Solange Amyl and the Sniffers Frenzal Rhomb Slipknot Nine Inch Nails Faith No More HEALTH Future of the Left

Human rights should include access to food, water, housing, health care, education, security, and at least one guilt free day a week to binge read/game/watch without having to do any chores

I’ll look after them. Promise

Your job is to pick the worst actor to play James Bond

Motivation by Manda

Fun fact: blocking your parents on all social media will limit* what they can criticise you for *but not prevent

When BlueSky doesn’t like my posts

Further decorated my new laptop so people can see I have a cool and fun personality

I like wearing my TOOL t-shirt to the club so people know I don’t want to be here

Gottem’

Happy Monday, fellow humans

QTP with an album you’d rate a perfect 10/10 🎶

Happy Mother’s Day to those who celebrate

An old school mate of mine - a guy who is cool, successful, and unbelievably kind - just bought a Tesla. What a cunt

Cat's out of the bag. I'll be playing drums for Puerto Rico punk rock legends La Experiencia de Toñito Cabanilla$ for the 30th anniversary of their first album, "Generación ABCDE" at La Caverna, Santurce, July 4th. The show will raise funds for Jeka's cancer treatment. Art & date absurdly ironic.

Long nerdy post alert ‼️ ‘How I switched to Linux and told Microsoft to go fuck itself’ - A Hal Story #Linux #Gaming #Friendship

Long nerdy post alert ‼️ ‘How I switched to Linux and told Microsoft to go fuck itself’ - A Hal Story #Linux #Gaming #Friendship

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Hey everyone

It’s bread.

Gonna be working from Brisbane for a few months, so it’s time for…

Being the only white guy at a party and telling the aunties you’re not hungry

To those who celebrate

I was just asked if I could talk about how I use AI at work for our branch standup. After sharing my thoughts, they picked someone else to talk.

Good morning cool cats

Time for another gruelling 8 hours of wiggling my mouse to show Teams I’m still active

May I see them?

Bluesky: hey you have notifications! Me: cool, let me see Bluesky: nah

I told my doctor, “I feel depressed at work.” She says, “Whenever I’m depressed at work, I go see the funniest boy in the office.” I say, “But, Doctor…”

I love GURPS. I want you to love GURPS too. It’s so much fun. We should play it sometime.

Today is the 30th anniversary of #SteamedHams! My favorite slice of cultural metamorphosis. If you'd like some unforgettable music to go with your unforgettable luncheon, may I suggest @marcwithac.bsky.social's Steamed Hams LP, which I designed that art for? marcwithac.bandcamp.com/album/steame...