Hal
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Who milks the milkmen? 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇵🇸 He/him | Ngunnawal land, Australia
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More tips for inner peace
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Having every damn protagonist be a white male with brown hair and a short beard. I DON’T WANT TO PLAY AS ME!
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“Please attach a resume, cover letter, 2000 word essay about how the company’s goals perfectly match with your principles, and a 2 minute video of you begging for this job.”
3 days ago
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The reason I was offline is because I got stuck in the Backrooms. I’m fine now but I got scared by some upside down chairs and a pool
6 days ago
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Advertise your BlueSky account with a Simpsons GIF
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9 days ago
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I made this to express my love for MicroSlop
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15 days ago
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Just remember that everything I say is a joke (unless you agree and then come chat to me after)
19 days ago
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Everyone: the algorithm advertised this funny temu product lol Me:
23 days ago
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Back Rooms (2026)
25 days ago
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Second piece of “art” for the day
26 days ago
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Please enjoy my painting of a Showk (shark cow)
26 days ago
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Them: “Why are you so anti ID/Authentication?” Me:
30 days ago
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With the rise of AI, I am now sympathetic to the sci-fi trope of the person who bullies the android protagonist
about 1 month ago
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Enjoy life. Enjoy the internet
about 1 month ago
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Enjoy life. Enjoy the internet
about 1 month ago
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More tips for inner peace
about 1 month ago
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Follow for more happiness tips
about 1 month ago
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I’ll never forget the episode when Brum used the N word
about 1 month ago
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Introduce yourself with 10 bands you’ve seen live. Viagra Boys TOOL Solange Amyl and the Sniffers Frenzal Rhomb Slipknot Nine Inch Nails Faith No More HEALTH Future of the Left
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about 1 month ago
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Human rights should include access to food, water, housing, health care, education, security, and at least one guilt free day a week to binge read/game/watch without having to do any chores
about 1 month ago
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I’ll look after them. Promise
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about 1 month ago
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Your job is to pick the worst actor to play James Bond
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about 1 month ago
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Just Call Me Amanda🐈⬛🐈⬛
about 1 month ago
Motivation by Manda
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Fun fact: blocking your parents on all social media will limit* what they can criticise you for *but not prevent
about 1 month ago
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When BlueSky doesn’t like my posts
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about 1 month ago
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Further decorated my new laptop so people can see I have a cool and fun personality
about 1 month ago
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I like wearing my TOOL t-shirt to the club so people know I don’t want to be here
about 2 months ago
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Gottem’
about 2 months ago
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Happy Monday, fellow humans
about 2 months ago
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QTP with an album you’d rate a perfect 10/10 🎶
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about 2 months ago
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Happy Mother’s Day to those who celebrate
about 2 months ago
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An old school mate of mine - a guy who is cool, successful, and unbelievably kind - just bought a Tesla. What a cunt
about 2 months ago
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Sielvartas
about 2 months ago
Cat's out of the bag. I'll be playing drums for Puerto Rico punk rock legends La Experiencia de Toñito Cabanilla$ for the 30th anniversary of their first album, "Generación ABCDE" at La Caverna, Santurce, July 4th. The show will raise funds for Jeka's cancer treatment. Art & date absurdly ironic.
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Long nerdy post alert ‼️ ‘How I switched to Linux and told Microsoft to go fuck itself’ - A Hal Story
#Linux
#Gaming
#Friendship
about 2 months ago
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Long nerdy post alert ‼️ ‘How I switched to Linux and told Microsoft to go fuck itself’ - A Hal Story
#Linux
#Gaming
#Friendship
about 2 months ago
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Advertise your account with a Simpsons image
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about 2 months ago
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Hey everyone
about 2 months ago
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It’s bread.
2 months ago
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Gonna be working from Brisbane for a few months, so it’s time for…
2 months ago
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Being the only white guy at a party and telling the aunties you’re not hungry
2 months ago
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To those who celebrate
2 months ago
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🃏Sky🃏
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I was just asked if I could talk about how I use AI at work for our branch standup. After sharing my thoughts, they picked someone else to talk.
2 months ago
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Good morning cool cats
2 months ago
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Time for another gruelling 8 hours of wiggling my mouse to show Teams I’m still active
2 months ago
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May I see them?
2 months ago
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Joanna🐰
2 months ago
Bluesky: hey you have notifications! Me: cool, let me see Bluesky: nah
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I told my doctor, “I feel depressed at work.” She says, “Whenever I’m depressed at work, I go see the funniest boy in the office.” I say, “But, Doctor…”
2 months ago
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I love GURPS. I want you to love GURPS too. It’s so much fun. We should play it sometime.
2 months ago
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Cat Blackard 🌈🌴💗✨ Geoglam Goddess
2 months ago
Today is the 30th anniversary of
#SteamedHams
! My favorite slice of cultural metamorphosis. If you'd like some unforgettable music to go with your unforgettable luncheon, may I suggest
@marcwithac.bsky.social
's Steamed Hams LP, which I designed that art for?
marcwithac.bandcamp.com/album/steame...
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