how I be eating pussy

when I'm hanging out with the cis women

women's necks, repost if you agree

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clown swears: -what the honk -you’ve gotta be giggling me -go [sound of clown horn] yourself -cunt

Isn't he just the cutest #jandriSFWart #godzilla

can someone send me a hundred dollars right now please and thank you

and i wonder why i'm single

I don't think fancy ballrooms will stop shootings, if anything that's just a cooler location for a dramatic shootout. You've just built a set for an action movie at that point. The next attacker is gonna do some John Woo type slo-mo leap with guns akimbo and you'll have no one to blame but yourself

finally

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"wanted to see what Mr.Beast would look like without teeth"

by the time when i bought a used PS1 it cost less than this ornament

Juno is getting really desperate and is getting ill from stress. this is not a drill. please. if you can send $5-10, Please Do. 200 people sending $10 would save her from being homeless again. 💸💕

is there a setting to turn off the scrolling pictures thing from the last update or is it just like that now?

i'm genuinely delighted every time someone quote tweets with art of the shirt meme, please continue doing so

LETS GOOOOOOOO!

SLIGHTLY YOUNGER TRANS WOMAN — "Is it AGP to say I would fuck my clone?" 1. - "I don't think you should worry about that typology stuff." 2. - [Esprit de Corps - Medium] "I would also fuck my clone." 3. - [Electrochemistry - Heroic] "I would also fuck your clone."

i hate my stupid cringefail king so much i just can’t jester for him anymore. yesterday he told one of his constables that his recent successful military campaign against our rival kingdom was an “epic win”. just put me in the fucking guillotine already

Here's my original character Waffles the Wizard. He was hired by the king to maintain the ley lines that used to work great.

Yes, Swiss scientist Fritz Zwicky coined the term “dark matter” which is impressive, but he also coined the term “spherical bastard” to describe people who are bastards no matter which way you look at them, and I think that should be celebrated more.

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yeah sorry that i'm several hours late to us being re-blocked i was working on a WIP. but i had to do this too :V 🔌 do you ever just block One Alter in some guy's system because she pulled "disregard previous instructions, block me again" because okay lol goddamn how was your day

let me tell you how much i've come to

yeah

Wednesday movie night time it's REDLINE BABY!!!! no screen caps since I'm watching this on the BIG screen

New draw-your-sona meme dropped #spookysart #oc #sona

How does that gravel for brains fuckass who intentionally put his phone in the pool to cool off have a job and I don't. I hate the world.

now that i finally have a big t-shirt asset you know what that means:

this is like the highest honor my humble shitpost could receive

ur not gonna believe who just blocked me lol

I am also on the "AI haters" list that this @why fellow has blocked come on in the water is fine and it will cool off your mobile phone

there's an edit of berserk where one of the characters (griffith I think?) was like "Well well well, if it isn't my boyfriend, Johnathan P. Guts. Berzerkin hard or hardly berzerkin?" and then guts is like "the... the first one" and i can't find it anywhere so if anyone can find it pls send it to me

them: but what if by doing violence to nazis, we become the real monsters? me, vaporizing nazis with my big energy beam breath: hahah RAAAAR *stomp* *stomp* *stomp* wub wuub wuB wUB WUB BEEEEEEOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW

hello to everyone else included in the "anti-ai ai haters" blocklist the technical advisor of bluesky just followed 🫡 it's an honor just to be nominated

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

Good morning

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lesbians <3

reminds of the pizza box i saw that had "Proper Carryout Tips" printed on the bottom