she wants to know if you have Nightmare Kart on your phone

i like to rent both of my evils out to the highest bidder. i guess you could say im the lessor of two evils

good afternoon

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

Autodesk Maya, my beloathed

Sometimes in my work I need to delete the Blender Default Cube, but don't worry, the cube consents to this!

We’ve got a new megaraptor today! These relatives of tyrannosaurs are super cool, and Joaquinraptor is one of the most complete yet found. www.nature.com/articles/s41...

vouch

yo check this out 😏😏

spoilers for the show Kingdom, but I've been thinking about how in the show Kingdom the zombie outbreak happens because they're trying so hard to keep the king alive that they reanimate his corpse and keep him chained to a bed as a mindless puppet and useless figurehead quoted skeet unrelated

Me when I'm trying to enjoy my leisure time but I also have depression

Mech Pilot (🦋)

Bruh

New dinosaur day! Meet Zavacephale, the oldest and most-complete pachycephalosaur yet described. And it’s tiny, a beeper that only weighed about 10kg. I’ll tell you all about it at NatGeo.

close enough, welcome back mooby

who up strokin' they sword while lamenting the social realities

"but Sky, that would destroy the entire business model of a lot of tech companies!" good

running for president on a platform of gutting the FCC and replacing it with a band of nomads with spears who track and hunt advertisers i'll also enshrine human rights in law and abolish ICE or whatever, but mainly the advertisement thing

I'm lying of course, this is my hottest mech

i'm here you fuckass bitch

🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ Just let us live. 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

My trans Wallace art always got strong reactions

Gentlemen, this is democracy, manifest! What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Whopper™ Meal?

squid girl gf who does custom stamped eyeliner for me w her tentacles

like fuck i wanna see your art i wanna see you party i wanna see you making jokes i wanna see you having fun find some joy, yeah it sucks out there but you can't just wallow in it, it'll eat you alive

ok PS3 is retro now, indie devs, and you lot love making retro games. now is your chance to make a new Motorstorm please and thank you

i love that one of the Wrong things she considers doing is giving a guy frog dysphoria

*banging on table, chanting* TEETH! TEETH! TEETH!

"my god, what are you doing!?"

Something we can hopefully all agree on:

oh my god,, what are you doing, steppe nomad‽

Seeing people in rubber suits fighting in a miniature city makes me happy

Here is some non-satire for you: Trans rights forever.

I had to draw this meme I found w/ a slugcat instead

oh my god this sounds so threatening lmao

showing this to the surgeon and guessing by her horrified expression that my insurance will not cover it

I want to live in a cyberpunk future where I can go to a ripperdoc every couple of months or so and point at a new style like it's a barber shop

oh my god

i think it would be fun to have identical twin siblings and then any time i walked in a room with both of them i'd point finger guns at them and be like "tell me something only the real Tom would know" or "oh god how do i know which one is the real Jerry? who do i shoot" they would hate me so much

Many of the things you love about our modern age, from technology to film and music would not be the same without trans women.

ok well that eliminates one option

Today's Daily Mothra! 🦋 🎥 "Mothra" (1961)

The world became so much easier to handle once I had boobs. Not bcz of the reactions of other people… Just bcz I felt better being in it… With boobs. 🤣