June and I had an idea for a bumper sticker and now it exists in real life

puppy

you can really tell this was a relatively nice-looking motel in the 60s

good morning charleston, it is 9:36 am

need to go to sleeeepppppppp

this is me btw

would you pull my ripcord if you could

👏 trans 👏 women 👏 deserve 👏 bigger 👏 boobs 👏

not me checking every single light fixture and opening in this motel for cameras

this motherfucker bought a tesla

why ever get anything else if a place is selling tortas quesabirria

the urge to yell skinhead at the bald cops

i will become normal i promise

remember, it's "if you're transgender you have to live." not just "you have to survive." you have to live.

this is xkcd

teaching myself it's okay to take up space is gonna be one of the hardest things i've ever done

▶️ I Drove You Wild • Lofty Stills

i wish i could stay home and be a stupid puppy this week

good morning chicago, it is 10:36 am

style guide - “transness,” not “transgenderism” - “trans woman” and “trans man,” not “transwoman” - “nonbinary person” as the analogous usage for above - just say “cis,” it solves a lot of terrible convoluted sentences. eg ”biological woman/man” is incoherent — trans people are also “biological”

get yourself a girl as fucking wonderful and loving as @sky-writes.bsky.social

i wanna get the spark back i have been no good

the bathroom mirror makes me look like a giant

Have you considered simply acting like someone worthy of human love and affection?

i haven't prepared for this flight at all

spicy chicken got hands

fucking car drivers make me so mad how are you this entitled to the little space left for pedestrians to safely move around. i am so clearly visible to you get your fucking car out of the crosswalk and i swear to god if you threaten to run me over while i'm crossing because of your impatience

i really like when i show someone some work i did for them so they can see what they might be interested in paying me to do and then they just publish the MP3 to spotify anyway

Saul Blart became Paul Blart in the mall of damascus

mouse coltrane be like "i want some cheese" is this anything

A friend of mine who was TA’ing for an AmLit course found a copy of Moby Dick a student had left behind. It had only one marginal annotation, around page 100, that simply said “whale is important.”

yeah no i can't do folk punk lmao

song has been an earworm for me since finding it close to a decade ago

hold it

mansions, “dig up the dead” part 1

mansions, “dig up the dead” part 2

louder solo, my favorite part of this video

there's latex polish on my phone screen 🥰✨

▶️ Kraken • Three Trapped Tigers

what are you doing on computer??

god it is literally so beautiful outside

i think last night was the first time i went out and felt like one of the girls overall had conversations in the bathroom made silly dance moves with a friend felt "on the other side" from men idk if it was just because of how i was dressed but i almost entirely talked to the girls

i never know what anything is but at least i also don't understand the jokes

what do you do when your stupid question because you literally don't understand might get you blocked you don't ask the question and you feel stupid that you don't get it

No one in the history of ever has become happier or even more productive by beating themselves up for not being productive enough.

i never know what anything is but at least i also don't understand the jokes

the proper time comes