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I was a highly sexual 15 year old and I was STILL A CHILD. Sexual development happens over time, and the reason we have age of consent laws is that even though I might’ve wanted to act on desires with adult crushes, I had zero ability to take managed, considered risk or understand age/power dynamics

When I was in the UK, I got a chest infection that I was refused antibiotics for because the antibiotic resistance in the UK was so high. It turned into pneumonia and left scarring on my lungs that meant I was hospitalised when I got pneumonia again 5 years later. This is HUGE!!!

Have been awake since 3am trying to concoct an excuse to not attend the personal training session that I am choosing to pay lots of money for with my own free will. Identical sensation to lying about illness to get a day off school except now it’s costing me $75 too

I’m sorry to be a pedant, but if you hear anyone tying to say Frankenstein’s creature was canonically hot, here are some handy quotes to whip out. I don’t care about adaptation accuracy! Make him hot!! But let’s not kid ourselves about the actual words on the page pls

Jester’s privilege should be enshrined in the law and we should be able to use it to tell politicians and billionaires to go kill themselves

Bsky should make a jury system for automod appeals. Just randomly select 12 accounts, show them a post, ask “is this banworthy”

The one benefit of Musk being an absolute pussy baby coward is that even though he’s the richest man alive, there’s no way he’s got the balls to pay to have someone killed

A moment of silence for the lads I got to witness realising they’d hung their billboard upside down 🙃🥲

Unusual Pet Vet doing the absolute most this morning 🥹😭💕

1. Biscotti is going well in hospital! 2. Weird one, but I’m going through my old art, and I have this paper collage of Marilyn that I made with hole-punched paint samples yonks ago that can’t quite bring myself to throw away! Would anyone like it? Happy to post in Aus 🖤🩶

Bisco is sick 🥺 He’s at the best vet in the world, but he’s been admitted to hospital for monitoring 😣 Pls keep him in your hearts!

God I wish she were still here 😔

One of the things I’m most proud of in myself is I’m eternally proactive. Stressing at the idea of paying a mortgage? Apply for a bunch of jobs. Feeling shitty about an interaction? Ask the friend about it. I know it’s a coping mechanism bc I can’t tolerate discomfort, but it’s a pretty great one

I was researching the building last night (because it’s heritage listed) and it’s famous for being majority occupied by single working women back in the 40s!!!!! Obsessedddd 😭

I … am buying a flat? It’s tiny and exactly where I want to live and has hardwood floors and I’m so scared but also proud but also scared but also lucky but also arghh but also oh my god it’s going to be mine but also money but also I can cycle anywhere from it but also I’m just a baby but also wow😭

Great news I had a dream about a man who did me a great wrong over 2 years and in it he was running away from a horse, coward comedy style 🤠 I’m healing

I really need someone to talk to about Rosalía’s LUX!!!! Please!! None of my friends are as crazy about it as me and I’m literally dreaming Magnolias PLS help don’t make me go to church!!!!

If you’re the type of person who likes this interface-for-cowards update, I want you to know that I understand you. But I do not respect you

Just a boy and his best friend

Realised Agatha Christie was alive when T Rex released Children of the Revolution and feel quite strongly it may have been the final straw for our girl Aggie

Okay but shark nets are important! Where else can we get our legs shredded up while having an ocean chat with the girls? Can’t do that with a drone

He craves naan

It’s not enough for Maharajas Indian Restaurant to know that I cherish them so much I preordered my dinner at 10am and have been checking the delivery app every half hour to gaze lovingly at my order (3 hrs and 40 min to go). I must train Biscotti to deliver letters of admiration to their door

Save me, Rosalía album. Pls Rosalía album I need help pls

What’s it called when you’re so sick that you magically transcend and become the hottest you’ve ever been but you can’t leave the house because of said sickness? Well I have that rn like what the fuck (can’t get off the floor)

Turns out running a fever and listening to genre-defining trans pop while your lungs crackle and rumble like a summer storm and Mamdani wins NY is very similar to being on molly in case anyone wanted a legal alternative

Actually I take it back, Eli’s Stage Girl’s pipped Lily to the post. UNBELIEVABLE first album, holy shit 💖🏳️‍⚧️ Pure 2000s pop bliss, giving trans-angel-baby-Savage-Garden if I had to describe her work? Faves: - Girl of Your Dreams - I Wish I Was a Girl - iTouch (Da Da) - 👇 this youtu.be/iqlFjw476D4

You know how some dried apricots are really soft and sweet and others are more leathery and sour? Is that an official difference? Can I specifically buy the sour ones? Because they’re sooo much yummier 🧡

Sometimes you get 16 rounds of feedback, and sometimes your clients make you cry 🥹😭

Someone broke into my shed and stole Monty 😔🚲

Tiny drinks for sluts

Alt text is also great for people with slow internet connections, intellectual disability, dyslexia, those who just want more context for the image, etc. It’s easy to do and helpful for almost literally everyone! V important part of being a good internet citizen

You’re telling me this ball is based??

Reminder for those still on the Bad Song App that I’ve got an open collaboration playlist for slutty songs from the 80s. Add to it at your leisure and pleasure! 🥵 spotify.link/jWOgBK7vXXb

Refuse to learn what a base ball is

I’ve been thinking about the ‘all cats are Muslim’ trope (I agree, obvs) but I actually think it’s more like all cats are naturally at home in most religions (barring all asceticism). Cats are 100% aware of God and know they are His chosen beasts. They have a sense of ritual! They just get it

Mind boggling that people are out here giving up wanking for November. Not me. I’ve taken up a chest infection along with my sexy autoimmune flare up and you’d better believe still I’m rumbling my way through it making up for all you losers

Single benefit of being wicked bonkers sick is getting to wear the world’s best mask, made by my parents. I got to choose my fave piece of art, then my dad screen printed it and mum sewed it 🐯🙏

All I wanna do is (cough cough cough cough) and (a-choo!) and drink Rikodeine 🤧

Finally reading Dante’s Inferno and lowkey obsessed with the vestibule of hell being essentially a holding place for the Swiss

He’s a long, tall Texan 😌

Okay after listening to it 209 times, I am confident in saying this is the album of the year and also confess that I was outrageously jealous of their home as seen in Architectural Digest and I KNEW that man wasn’t spiritually aligned with that wallpaper!!!!

What’s wrong babe? You’ve barely touched the swastika-tattooed bikie who’s inexplicably still showing up on Perth dating apps despite *all that*

I need to talk about this Lily Allen album omg it was truly made for the 35+ BPD babies among us 🥴

Lily Allen on her new album:

OMG HEY SO I am like this 👌 close to taking myself to hospital (I’m saying I am SAFE, pls don’t be weird) because I’m in V much BPD brain pain and frantic. If you want to send non-smutty validation or something nice to give me that dopamine hit, I would be v grateful forever xx ngl.link/lizzieposte

Not to dox myself, but it’s a really weird time to be a woman called Jay on this app right now lol

Just had such an unnerving experience. A week ago, after taking out all the pics I wanted to keep, I threw away a photo album from when I was a kid. I put it in a bag, and that bag in the big bin. Today, riding home, I found the album resting against a garage door in an alleyway near my house