Lizzie Poste
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I was a highly sexual 15 year old and I was STILL A CHILD. Sexual development happens over time, and the reason we have age of consent laws is that even though I mightāve wanted to act on desires with adult crushes, I had zero ability to take managed, considered risk or understand age/power dynamics
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about 4 hours ago
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When I was in the UK, I got a chest infection that I was refused antibiotics for because the antibiotic resistance in the UK was so high. It turned into pneumonia and left scarring on my lungs that meant I was hospitalised when I got pneumonia again 5 years later. This is HUGE!!!
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about 13 hours ago
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Have been awake since 3am trying to concoct an excuse to not attend the personal training session that I am choosing to pay lots of money for with my own free will. Identical sensation to lying about illness to get a day off school except now itās costing me $75 too
about 13 hours ago
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Iām sorry to be a pedant, but if you hear anyone tying to say Frankensteinās creature was canonically hot, here are some handy quotes to whip out. I donāt care about adaptation accuracy! Make him hot!! But letās not kid ourselves about the actual words on the page pls
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1 day ago
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Jesterās privilege should be enshrined in the law and we should be able to use it to tell politicians and billionaires to go kill themselves
2 days ago
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Jjinandtonic
3 days ago
Bsky should make a jury system for automod appeals. Just randomly select 12 accounts, show them a post, ask āis this banworthyā
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The one benefit of Musk being an absolute pussy baby coward is that even though heās the richest man alive, thereās no way heās got the balls to pay to have someone killed
2 days ago
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3 days ago
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A moment of silence for the lads I got to witness realising theyād hung their billboard upside down šš„²
3 days ago
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Unusual Pet Vet doing the absolute most this morning š„¹šš
3 days ago
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1. Biscotti is going well in hospital! 2. Weird one, but Iām going through my old art, and I have this paper collage of Marilyn that I made with hole-punched paint samples yonks ago that canāt quite bring myself to throw away! Would anyone like it? Happy to post in Aus š¤š©¶
4 days ago
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Bisco is sick š„ŗ Heās at the best vet in the world, but heās been admitted to hospital for monitoring š£ Pls keep him in your hearts!
4 days ago
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God I wish she were still here š
5 days ago
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One of the things Iām most proud of in myself is Iām eternally proactive. Stressing at the idea of paying a mortgage? Apply for a bunch of jobs. Feeling shitty about an interaction? Ask the friend about it. I know itās a coping mechanism bc I canāt tolerate discomfort, but itās a pretty great one
5 days ago
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I was researching the building last night (because itās heritage listed) and itās famous for being majority occupied by single working women back in the 40s!!!!! Obsessedddd š
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5 days ago
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I ⦠am buying a flat? Itās tiny and exactly where I want to live and has hardwood floors and Iām so scared but also proud but also scared but also lucky but also arghh but also oh my god itās going to be mine but also money but also I can cycle anywhere from it but also Iām just a baby but also wowš
6 days ago
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Great news I had a dream about a man who did me a great wrong over 2 years and in it he was running away from a horse, coward comedy style š¤ Iām healing
6 days ago
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I really need someone to talk to about RosalĆaās LUX!!!! Please!! None of my friends are as crazy about it as me and Iām literally dreaming Magnolias PLS help donāt make me go to church!!!!
7 days ago
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If youāre the type of person who likes this interface-for-cowards update, I want you to know that I understand you. But I do not respect you
7 days ago
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Just a boy and his best friend
7 days ago
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Realised Agatha Christie was alive when T Rex released Children of the Revolution and feel quite strongly it may have been the final straw for our girl Aggie
7 days ago
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Okay but shark nets are important! Where else can we get our legs shredded up while having an ocean chat with the girls? Canāt do that with a drone
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7 days ago
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He craves naan
8 days ago
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Itās not enough for Maharajas Indian Restaurant to know that I cherish them so much I preordered my dinner at 10am and have been checking the delivery app every half hour to gaze lovingly at my order (3 hrs and 40 min to go). I must train Biscotti to deliver letters of admiration to their door
8 days ago
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Save me, RosalĆa album. Pls RosalĆa album I need help pls
10 days ago
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Whatās it called when youāre so sick that you magically transcend and become the hottest youāve ever been but you canāt leave the house because of said sickness? Well I have that rn like what the fuck (canāt get off the floor)
12 days ago
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Turns out running a fever and listening to genre-defining trans pop while your lungs crackle and rumble like a summer storm and Mamdani wins NY is very similar to being on molly in case anyone wanted a legal alternative
12 days ago
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Actually I take it back, Eliās Stage Girlās pipped Lily to the post. UNBELIEVABLE first album, holy shit šš³ļøāā§ļø Pure 2000s pop bliss, giving trans-angel-baby-Savage-Garden if I had to describe her work? Faves: - Girl of Your Dreams - I Wish I Was a Girl - iTouch (Da Da) - š this
youtu.be/iqlFjw476D4
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13 days ago
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You know how some dried apricots are really soft and sweet and others are more leathery and sour? Is that an official difference? Can I specifically buy the sour ones? Because theyāre sooo much yummier š§”
13 days ago
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Sometimes you get 16 rounds of feedback, and sometimes your clients make you cry š„¹š
13 days ago
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Someone broke into my shed and stole Monty šš²
14 days ago
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John B
15 days ago
Tiny drinks for sluts
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Alt text is also great for people with slow internet connections, intellectual disability, dyslexia, those who just want more context for the image, etc. Itās easy to do and helpful for almost literally everyone! V important part of being a good internet citizen
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15 days ago
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Youāre telling me this ball is based??
15 days ago
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Reminder for those still on the Bad Song App that Iāve got an open collaboration playlist for slutty songs from the 80s. Add to it at your leisure and pleasure! š„µ
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Slutty 80s
Playlist Ā· Jay Ā· 55 items Ā· 26 saves
https://spotify.link/jWOgBK7vXXb
15 days ago
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Refuse to learn what a base ball is
15 days ago
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Iāve been thinking about the āall cats are Muslimā trope (I agree, obvs) but I actually think itās more like all cats are naturally at home in most religions (barring all asceticism). Cats are 100% aware of God and know they are His chosen beasts. They have a sense of ritual! They just get it
15 days ago
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Mind boggling that people are out here giving up wanking for November. Not me. Iāve taken up a chest infection along with my sexy autoimmune flare up and youād better believe still Iām rumbling my way through it making up for all you losers
16 days ago
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Single benefit of being wicked bonkers sick is getting to wear the worldās best mask, made by my parents. I got to choose my fave piece of art, then my dad screen printed it and mum sewed it šÆš
17 days ago
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All I wanna do is (cough cough cough cough) and (a-choo!) and drink Rikodeine š¤§
20 days ago
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Finally reading Danteās Inferno and lowkey obsessed with the vestibule of hell being essentially a holding place for the Swiss
20 days ago
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Heās a long, tall Texan š
21 days ago
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Okay after listening to it 209 times, I am confident in saying this is the album of the year and also confess that I was outrageously jealous of their home as seen in Architectural Digest and I KNEW that man wasnāt spiritually aligned with that wallpaper!!!!
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21 days ago
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Whatās wrong babe? Youāve barely touched the swastika-tattooed bikie whoās inexplicably still showing up on Perth dating apps despite *all that*
22 days ago
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I need to talk about this Lily Allen album omg it was truly made for the 35+ BPD babies among us š„“
22 days ago
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seƱorita awesome updatesāØ
24 days ago
Lily Allen on her new album:
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OMG HEY SO I am like this š close to taking myself to hospital (Iām saying I am SAFE, pls donāt be weird) because Iām in V much BPD brain pain and frantic. If you want to send non-smutty validation or something nice to give me that dopamine hit, I would be v grateful forever xx
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26 days ago
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Not to dox myself, but itās a really weird time to be a woman called Jay on this app right now lol
30 days ago
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Just had such an unnerving experience. A week ago, after taking out all the pics I wanted to keep, I threw away a photo album from when I was a kid. I put it in a bag, and that bag in the big bin. Today, riding home, I found the album resting against a garage door in an alleyway near my house
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