“Hush now, be still. Soon you shall be one of us.”

Tonight's Mets lineup vs. Rockies: Bo BIchette 3B Juan Soto DH Francisco Alvarez C Brett Baty RF Mark Vientos 1B Marcus Semien 2B Carson Benge LF Tyrone Taylor CF Ronny Mauricio SS

The ADL permanently sacrificed its reputation to get in good with a massively dangerous antisemite and white nationalist. They defended him and stood up for him even after his Nazi salute. Here's how he repays them. This is what happens when you think you're using bigots. They're always using you.

Little did he know this was the masterstroke necessary to complete Tim & Eric's life's work

Last month, the City Council passed two bills related to the right to protest. Today, I am letting one go into effect, and vetoing the other. I’d like to take a moment to explain why. As Mayor, I will always make sure the right to protest, prayer and protection are guaranteed for every New Yorker.

tappers

my series THE HISTORY OF CHARGING THE MOUND is about the history of charging the mound. here's the first episode, now free to watch on youtube

Forgot about this last night

Remember when Elon did the Nazi salute and the ADL defended him?

funniest possible outcome is a maybe it happens today double header

Trump Appears To Doze During Stroke

My favorite Munetaka Murakami stat so far: almost a month into his Major League career, he has zero doubles, zero triples. No XBH that isn't a homer.

Need the Phillies to trade for this dude ASAP www.baseball-reference.com/register/pla...

is Toad okay after bricking?

He’s not fucking Rasputin, wax the floors in his office and don’t tell him, let’s be done with this bullshit already!

‘look on my works ye mighty and despair’

You can’t call insurance CEO’s “murderers”, okay? They don’t murder people. Instead they merely prop up and administer a complex rube Goldberg structure that grinds living human beings into a fine slurry. They do this for financial profit. That’s not murder. That’s not murder.

Don’t forget to drink plenty of water so you’re well hydrated while you’re suffering today.

I definitely see the problem that six men would have if all the rest of us decided to take everything they've stolen away from them.

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The hilarious part about the NFL is that it is an almost perfectly communistic system and is the most popular sport in the most late stage capitalism country in the world

Apps used to be exciting and now I hate every one of them

the backup QB brigade is working overtime to convince us that ty simpson is a real boy. kiss of death the kid has no chance

Midsommar (2019)

The Jets skill group is suddenly…kinda stacked?????

Jets go with Texas Tech EDGE David Bailey at No. 2

Jets take explosive TE Kenyon Sadiq with 16th pick

Jets trade back into R1 for Indiana WR Omar Cooper

invited the whole polyphonic spree to his draft party

your toxic trait is trying to merge three joke formats into one wolf in this economy

Jets 1st-round haul: 1.02 - EDGE David Bailey 1.16 - TE Kenyon Sadiq 1.30 - WR Omar Cooper Jr.

This is the coldest shot of the entire night.

a great night for the jets and the mets, go ny go ny go

it’s amazing how much better the sped up draft is, can’t believe we used to give teams two Bluey episodes to make a pick

Patriots trading up so Vrabel can get to counseling sooner

That’s Orange Cassidy

Niners are taking a kicker after AI tells John Lynch that they score more points than anyone

he always does this. now i'm going to have to explain what happened in the movie while he was asleep

Let him cook

Mike Vrabel being stopped from submitting a draft card with his wife's name on it

if i buy this will i be as happy as the guy staring at a garbage bag half filled with his shit

Mets are 2-0 since Jaedyn Shaw threw out the first pitch.

i see

never in doubt for the new york mets, who are pure of heart and soul

ME: if the plural of foot is feet then the plural of boot should be beet SHOE STORE SALESMAN: um okay how do the beet fit

that’s the fucking dream

on the plus side, the Knicks didn’t miss a game winner

Hawks in 5 confirmed