fuck, i'm plurbed up

Timeless Toni Storm is incomparable on the mic 🤼

I think this is the perfect "tell a complete narrative in a single Bluesky post" I've seen.

we’ve really just given up, huh

reminder that Dubs, Washington’s live mascot, is an ABSOLUTE UNIT

only the best guys are running the world

belichick got me finally feeling cathartic closure from his tenure as HC of the NYJ that i've been missing 🙏🙏

i'm going to be thinking about this for a while

A former career DOJ guy told me a few weeks ago that prior to Trump, the FBI was the varsity team, DHI and ICE were junior varsity, and Border Patrol were like a drunken office softball team. And under Trump, the drunk softball guys are now in charge.

it's almost dinner time and I am being Looked At

Somewhere someone is beginning to type a column called “Newsom/Taylor Greene 2028? Why this odd pairing might be exactly what America needs”

I have bad news for you about Democrats and policing *reform*

'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'

“But House of Dynamite, I sell drugs to the community!”

“You’ve learned some flashy tricks, your holiness, but you’ve forgotten the essence of the game … it’s about the cones. I move my abbot to the ocean hex, which moves my brinksman to the devil's lair, and pushes my farmer, yes, my humble farmer, directly into the central cone.

this explains a rumor I’ve been holding on to for a few weeks because I couldn’t get enough sourcing to confirm regarding a special someone guest-directing an episode of severance season three

“there is a point on the graph where things get Worse, and there you will find Ronald Reagan” stays undefeated

20,057 people at Citi Field for the Dominican winter ball All-Stars against the Puerto Rican winter ball All-Stars In the middle of November Baseball is the BEST !!

🚨November 15 home run at Citi Field 🚨 112.1 mph !

Always repost ska Oscar Isaac.

Important educational content

Dioner Navarro Catcher Debut: 2004 - Retired: 2016 TBD - CHW - LAD - NYY - CHC - TOR - CIN

Ahh so that’s why I can’t hit a 94 MPH slider

There has never been a better time to release an interracial lesbian Christmas movie because the outrage grifters are whisper quiet. Hell, you could probably put a black person in Star Wars right now. The anti-DEI freaks are too busy wallowing in the shame of secretly being pro-CSA all along.

Family Has Strict No Smartphone Rule While Eating Dinner In Front Of TV https://theonion.com/family-has-strict-no-smartphone-rule-while-eating-dinne-1819577215/

damn both my fb teams lost already this week and idk what to do with my hands

Solo Jazz lookin ass chart

Very sad to hear about the passing of legendary Seahawks safety Kenny Easley--one of the hardest hitting dudes to ever play the game, and a fascinating guy who stood up to management at many turns. RIP.

the silver lining about taking a tough loss in a college football game is that at least it was only a practice game. the actual football games don't start until tomorrow

Why would I work my ass off to provide valuable goods and services to my community when I can become a trillionaire by scamming rubes

Bitch shit

👽 (via wemby210) #NBA

Can we normalize vaccines?

"testicles were all over the place"

Pinky and the Brain is better than Season 6 of Grey’s Anatomy.

nothing but respect to the urban assault smart car

Wemby goes off the glass to himself for a slam 👽

My three-year-old was reading the Epstein emails when she turned to me gravely and asked "Daddy, why is the nice orange man joking with the sex offender on his computer?" And when I told her "Because women made it impossible to joke in the workplace," she started crying.

your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️

This man got trucked

years ago an emmy-winning comedy writer posted this in a DM group and I’ve thought about it literally every day since (anonymized and shared with permission)

Many are calling Bucks-Hornets an NBA Cup classic

"Everybody loves chicken!!! @themichaelgrady.bsky.social

were so fucking back guys

Restaurant: scan our QR code for a menu Me: scan my wallet to see if I’ll be paying