If a Minnesotan says to you, "I don't plan to let you do that," run.

When I'm posting through a stroke

Per ESPN research- Jarrett Stidham's last pass attempt in a game came Jan. 7, 2024. When the game kicks off Sunday, it will be 749 days since his last attempt- more than double the longest span between pass attempts for a QB starting a playoff game since 1950.

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Rams not wanting to pay linebackers paved the way for the Seahawks to build their super defense

Kenneth Walker III is the first Seahawk with 100 rushing yards in a postseason game since Thomas Rawls in a wild card win over the Lions nine years ago. Joins Shaun Alexander as one of two Seahawks with three rushing touchdowns in a playoff game.

This game is going to be pornhub's most watched upload in the pacific northwest this week

So far this postseason, we have the first career playoff victories for: Drake Maye, Caleb Williams, Bo Nix and ... Mr. Samuel Richard Darnold

🏈 SF 6 - 41 SEA 9:12 4Q This game has a 13.27% chance of ending in Scorigami. Most likely Scorigami: 51-6 (2.36%)

because he is 😔

The Seahawks just played eight straight quarters against the 49ers without allowing a touchdown.

in a season defined by defense we deserve a Texans/Seahawks Super Bowl.

People in Minnesota are now using their key fobs to trigger their car alarms from the safety of their homes when they see ICE walking around.

I don’t mean to get too political on Bluesky aka The Sports App, but I do not think the US Army should be deployed to the US state in which I live. Just one man’s opinion! I’ll stick to sports now here on the sports app.

I’m just saying, a defensive slugfest between Seattle and Houston (assuming their QBs stay healthy and don’t shit the bed) could be a wildly entertaining Super Bowl for people who are tired of the last two decades of shootouts.

Playoff experience of the remaining head coaches with their current team, prior to this season - Sean McVay had 8 playoff wins, including a Super Bowl - DeMeco Ryans had 2 playoff wins, both wild card wins - Sean Payton lost WC last year - Mike Macdonald, Ben Johnson, Mike Vrabel no appearances

🏈 SF 6 - 41 SEA 3:38 4Q This game has a 3.71% chance of ending in Scorigami. Most likely Scorigami: 41-12 (1.15%)

Drew Lock in the game, just like people thought might happen this morning

I call him the pit master bc he smoked the offseason

Anyway, very happy for Kevin Stefanski to escape the quarterback room with no answer and zero first-round picks to get to the quarterback room with no answer and no first-round pick.

RED CARD FOR THE KICKER

A Nazi (2026)

stidham? i hardly know 'em

Every Brock Purdy dropback looks like a scene from 28 Years Later

I actually enjoyed watching Jarrett Stidham during his recent preseason outings (it surprised me too, trust me.) I’m not predicting anything outlandish but I do think he’s at least competent enough to keep the train on the tracks with some arm juice to boot. Could surprise some people.

Bo Nix finding out about his season ending injury in the after credits scene of this week’s episode of The NFL, right before the teaser for the next episode airs showing Seattle running back the opening kickoff of their playoff game

we got him

The Seahawks defense sees every rushing attempt as a personal attack on their character

Leading 27-6 with 72 net yards passing is SEAHAWKS FOOTBALL

lol damn every other white athlete has a picture with Charlie Kirk he really was their Drake

first ever thursday night super bowl

someday, centuries from now, remnants of 21st century american society will be rediscovered and future societies will take decades trying to decipher the cryptic artifact that reads: "brandin cooks did not survive the ground"

ICE and MAGA really did bet the farm on all of Minneapolis’s white people going “oh yes, please take away our disgusting, evil non-white-foreigner neighbors, oh thank you so much.” it’s beautiful that they’ve been proven incredibly wrong about that - may the rest of the country do the same.

You can tell how much Republicans love America by the zeal with which they plan to kill Americans.

Philip Rivers asleep in a bed while 14 kids run around playing and screaming. He's badly hungover. The phone rings. A Denver area code? He picks it up, his life about to change forever

No kings but Brody King #AEW

It is genuinely bananas the Iggles wasted an entire season with an OC who was calling plays from Tecmo Bowl bsky.app/profile/dump...

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It’s time.

The committee should put the Bills in by the laws of Jordan Travis.

@nickpants.bsky.social and now, 11 years later, Jarrett Stidham gets a shot at redemption

Bluesky 2023: you're watching sportsball during a time of worldwide democratic decline? interesting. Bluesky 2026: GO BILLS KEEP POUNDING BEAR DOWN FUCK THE PACKERS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS ABOLISH ICE

The play during which Sean Payton and the Broncos believe Bo Nix suffered a season-ending ankle injury:

ixnay obay 😔

Bo Nixed

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