Fuck Joe Rogan.

The Pope is Dope and Spike is Alright! #NBAPLAYOFFS #SpikeLee #Knicks #NBA

What does it say about your fanbase when you make CJ the villain????

Checks out

Since Roe v. Wade was overturned, 412 women have been arrested for pregnancy-related prosecutions. Since the Epstein files were released, there have been ZERO arrests. We aren't anywhere near as mad and outraged as we should be.

There is no way Tom Dundon is going keep paying for two mascots.

What if Jody Allen chose to sell the team to the broke boy billionaire instead of a better potential owner to throw shade at the fanbase that seemingly hated her for,in many cases, reasons unknown.That lady took some slander over the years.I doubt it but that's how my mind works. #RipCity #Blazers

Can always count on Mike to deliver the goods.

"I like the fiesta shirts. I think that was a nice idea." -Deni Avdija Be it intentional or not, shade has been thrown. #RipCity #RipCityRunsCheap #ScroogeMcDundon #NBAPLAYOFFS #DeniAvdija

The cool thing about Tom Dundon owning the Blazers is that if you fly Spirit Airlines during the next NBA season, you might get to meet the players on your flight.

If we made our 3s this is a different ball game. Looking at the stats, we played a competitive game. We were right there in most categories. #RipCity #Blazers

Every good story arc needs a villain I suppose.....

@funkybuttluvin.bsky.social doing the lords work. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Keys to the game are simple. Same as they always are: Make your 3s. Make your free throws. Do not turn the ball over.

Tom DumbDumb. Tommy Two Nickels. Scrooge McDundon. The list will grow.....

Honestly it went about how I expected it to go.We made a few attempts at a legit comeback from large deficits but the one thing that plagues us all year reared its ugly head: turnovers.If we protect the ball better we can compete with these guys. Gotta win the minutes that see Wemby on the bench.

Why can't we have just one nice thing in Portland?

The fans love you Caleb! #CalebLove #FuckTomDundon #FuckCheapAssBillionaires

100% #TomDundonVibeKiller #RipCityRunsCheap #FuckTomDundon

What kind of weird cult shit was that San Antonio? (And I'm into weird cult shit)

San Antonio may have won game one but I get to live in Portland and not San Antonio so.....

SCOOT DOESN'T FOUL YOU CHURRO EATIN' FOOLS !!!!!

Best takeaway from the game: Playoff Scoot! Turnovers be damned, he looked pretty good tonight. #ScootCity #RipCity

Sometimes I hate the nba and by nba I mean refs and by refs I mean nba.

JG !!!!!!!!!!

REGGIE: if I'm Tiago Splitter I'm attacking the paint every single time. Deni: drains a 3

2 point game for the Blazers owned by Tommy Two Nickels aka Scrooge McDundon.

This is for all the low basketball IQ having San Antonio fans. #RipCity

I can't watch a San Antonio game without thinking of Charles Barkley.

San Antonio fans clearly have a low basketball IQ.

Tom Dundon immediately after telling Caleb Love he can't travel with the team to San Antonio. #RipCityRunsCheap #ScroogeMcDundon #RipCity

If people still use twitter can they get #FuckTomDundon trending please? #RipCityRunsCheap

Blazers Vs Spurs and the Refs right outta the gate. But we knew this.../

Rip City Runs Cheap. #RipCity #ScroogeMcDundon

Let's Go Blazers !!!! #RipCity

Do not bet against the Orlando Magic. Those dudes are dogs!

If you aren't watching the Pistons and Magic are you really a basketball fan? I'm kidding but this game is insane!

This Detroit vs Orlando game is a slug fest! This may be the best match up in the first round.

When you realize you're about to be swept in the NBA Playoffs.

For the record: I didn't hate Jody Allen. For the record: I ain't feeling Tom Dundon.

Watching David Byrne Coachella performance from last night. Amazing that he can stay relevant and do this at age 73.

Phoenix should wave the white flag and put their bench in for the remainder of the game. This one was over before it started.

Damn I may switch over to one of the Coachella stages until the Detroit/Orlando game. The Suns scrub asses can't compete with OKC. This is about to be a blowout.

It's laughable that Dillon Brooks said they wanted to lose to the Blazers for the eventual matchup. Um, no one wants to play this OKC team. They are beasts.

Spent the last 4.5 hours outside scrubbing concrete around house with deck brush, removed window screens cleaned screens, crevices and windows. Other general spring cleaning stuff. Officially on the couch watching NBA playoffs the rest of the day.

This dude is phenomenal.

The dj set Yousuke Yukimatsu is playing at Coachella right now is fucking insane.

I placed a bet on Houston to win yesterday and just found out Durant is out tonight. Knee injury in practice. Fortunately Houston went 4-0 without him in games he missed this season. I still think they can beat old ass LeBron and his talentless kid.