can't. responding to reddit guys with "if you HAD a huge dick, i might struggle but yours would be easy."

what a sad, impotent, pathetic "man" he is www.ms.now/news/trump-a...

i think the new rule should be, "any man who hates gays 'for the children' should have his hard drives searched"

The complete elimination of Meta would yield unambiguous, far reaching benefits for global society.

We all appreciate your scorn and loathing of that ignorant, thieving child-rapist, Sir.

Texas bakery reports customer surge after viral post slamming MAGA

shout out to the ancient gheys who say they're into "younger." sir, i'm nearly 60 and i fit that description compared to you

Heads up Seattle! Keep your eyes open, and wear your whistles.

And the lies, go on and on and on... Hasn't he embarrassed himself in all of us enough yet?

Tough guy James Woods has checked out.

A tip of the cap to @inquirer.com for this story. Not a lot of news outlets these days would release this story… until their book comes out in 5 years that is.

BREAKING: A reporter asked Mike Johnson at a press conference today, “Should we bother asking you any questions about Trump reigniting his illegal Iran War without any Constitutionally mandatory Congressional deliberation and authorization... or have you not heard about it yet?"

ICE claims that Araujo drove into one of their SUVs with his van and then tried to run over an agent. There were no marks on the van and KHOU11's Jeremy Rogalski found surveillance footage showing ICE chasing Araujo and cutting him off. Renee Good all over again.

Mamdani got into office and instantly: • Froze rent for 2 million New Yorkers • Cut subway fares in half for low-income riders • Fully funded NYC parks • Added $680M for public schools • Launched free child care for 2-year-olds If establishment politicians actually wanted to help you, they could.

ALWAYS a loser! newrepublic.com/post/212895/...

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Has jake tapper watched this movie?

I mean Stephen King would have come up with something way better than that shite, but in general...yeah.

ALERT: Gov. Andy Beshear (D-KY) asks Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY) to provide a health update to him and to all Kentuckians

I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell today over the phone for around 20 minutes and he told me that LeBron is going to sign with the Cleveland Cavaliers

Don't get complacent. Not voting in the midterms because 'the GOP is doomed' will result in Trump winning in 117 days.

An Idaho woman who has claimed that vaccines killed her 18-month-old twins was charged last week with two counts of first-degree murder. www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...

I wish just one NATO leader (or all of them) would say, "This is unacceptable. The US president has lost his mind. America come get your boy. He's broken and needs to be under a doctor's care back home." I wish someone would tell the damn truth about what's happening.

Bombs Iran - pays Iran $300B Sells memecoin for $75 - now worth $2 Endorses candidate - candidate loses "Fixes" reflecting pool - algae blooms, paint peels Goes to Knicks game - Knicks lose Hijacks 250th birthday - no one attends Meddles in World Cup - US loses It's like there's a pattern #ETTD

I had a 20 minute phone call with Mitch McConnell this morning he told me Ted Cruz is the Zodiac killer and that JD really fucked that couch

Making fun of Taco always hilarious 🤣😂🤣😂 #belgium #fifa

No matter how much it happens, and it happens CONSTANTLY, I will never get used to the gop's first reaction to everything being 'we didn't do anything wrong'.

I ordered the book “How to Scam People” over 6 months ago, and it still hasn’t arrived. 👀

Belgian team celebrating their win in the locker room.

The most winning president in the history of the world! Even after trying to game the outcome, he still fuçking loses. He is so symbolic of what I hate most about this time. So full of bravado and so full of shït. #Moron

They’re keeping Mitch Connell under wraps to preserve his Republican seat.

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The President of the United States is a Russian asset, and has been for decades. Leading up to the 2016 election I lost friends over this. Some people thought I was nuts for saying it.

protip to the content creators: if you're going to make DP content (which i love) and shoot from behind so we can see both tops going in and at least one tops hole (also love), please make sure you've both wiped your asses

Mitch McConnell arriving to the next session of Congress.

🚨 Emmanuel Macron: “Another goal by Kylian Mbappé, this time against racism”. “All my support. When words become dirty, our values stand firm: Dignity, Respect and Fraternity”.

I don't want to make this post. I really do not want to make this post. My first live in relationship which happened quickly because I didn't have a place to live, was with someone who was incredibly violent, and it took him threatening to murder my cat for me to get thee fuck out with the clothes

America didn’t just lose a World Cup match. We lost credibility. A President personally intervened with FIFA over a disciplinary decision and created the appearance that political power could influence the rules of the game. The reputational cost was far greater than the sporting cost.

She was held in the detention centre that was owned by Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift’s wedding guest.

"I think for women in the culture the pendulum will come back again, and there'll be another renaissance to push back against the oppression of the cranky old rich white guys. I hope I am alive to see that next revolution." Nancy Wilson (of Heart)

The older I get the more I understand why cats just walk away mid conversation.

So the US cheated and still lost?

Kimmel crowd loses it as Hollywood star roasts Trump's fair: 'More people at my DUI trial' www.rawstory.com/trump-fair-2...

Doctor: "Are you sexually active?" Guy: "Well, I'm an alpha male and have a podcast about masculinity." Doctor: "A simple "no" would've worked."

shout out to my postal carrier who makes it a point to crush multiple small deliveries into the mailbox rather than leaving it on top of the box or in front of the door. ***small building, gated entrance, doors are literally 48" from the mailboxes - throwing distance for a toddler

do we know if bruce willis has a nice pecker?

apparently, when a twink is all made up and asks how they look, it's insulting to say "like jeffree star"