And make no mistake, there are plenty in positions of power who would like to go back to this.

And none of those deities saved him. It was only when he spoke the language of the slaves, indicating that he would be a slave for the bad guy, that he was spared. That's the message of organized religion to a T.

And both melt in the sun.

He was taking a nap!!

Say what you want about Satan, but he never abused kids like the clergy does. Well...largely because he doesn't exist, but still...

It is not hyperbolic to call religious fundamentalism a mental illness.

Someone tried to give me sh!t for saying that religious fundamentalism should be regarded as a mental illness. They said "I thought you were better than that." I'm sorry, but when did having delusional beliefs and talking to people who aren't there become regarded as mentally healthy?

This is why believers shouldn't be in charge of anything that gives them access to weapons/explosives.

Eternity hanging out with the likes of Frank Turek and Kenneth Copeland? No thank you! Sounds like hell to me!

No surprise. We atheists are quite adept at recognizing christians going against their own religion's teachings. It's pretty much whenever their lips are moving.

This is my new favorite saying!

Or anywhere. His banner shouldn't be hanging anywhere.

They don't get divorces! You never turn your back on family :P

I've been a faithful adherent for years and never even knew it!

Religious moralists are nothing but monsters on an imagined leash.

Truer memes were never memed.

Other than a general sense of pity, I couldn't care less.

Aha...puns!

😲 NOOOO!!!! LEMME OUT!!

Epicurus may just be the earliest example of being based in recorded history.

The church has always been about maintaining patriarchal control of society, and that begins at home. So of course church will tell women to stay with abusive partners.

Theism is a mental illness. Within a few generations, it will be widely regarded as such.

Worst thing we ever came up with was gods.

Not even that is necessary to most christians. Just believe in Jesus and it literally doesn't matter what you do.

And making sure I eat meat every Friday. Sorry vegans, but there is blaspheming to do!

Holy F'n s#!t. 1. It's frightening how accurate that looks to reality. 2. Don't you dare insult Hoggle like that!

What churches are closed on Easter? Aside from the increasing number of ones closing permanently for lack of attendance.

Charge the parents with neglect causing wrongful death. If you can be sent to jail for life for not feeding your children when it leads to their death, the same should be true if you withhold preventative medical care and your child dies.

We'll care about the Dow after he, and you, are in jail.

This ones for the republican christians. Or is it christian republicans? Which one do they put first in terms of priority?

Living in a thinly veiled theocracy sucks and we want it to get better.

Too funny not to share!

Oh no, they're on to us!

Delusion, plain and simple delusion.

Weren't you the guy desperately trying to get on Epstein's island, but he kept ghosting you for being too big of a dork?

No one would ever manage to nail him to a piece of wood, that's for damn sure!

It was never about christianity or love for your fellow man or anything like that. It was always about using faith to justify their hatred.

Why would you ever choose to wait that table? Even if they were all feeling extra generous (a laughable thought), you might get a $100 tip. And you wouldn't be able to wash the moral stink off of yourself for weeks.

Religion is cancer of the mind.

Right wingers whine and moan about cutting people with political differences out of your life being immature. If she had done that she would still be alive. Cutting off MAGAts isn't just protecting your mental health. It's literally protecting your life.

And look how utterly detached and apathetic she is in that picture.

Keep saying it til they stop brainwashing children with ideology that will mentally and emotionally stunt and torment them for the rest of their lives.

They want you stupid and proud of it, so that they never lose control of you.

BuT iT tAkEs MoRe FaItH tO bE aN aThEiSt!

Nah, they usually just immediately block me. And my world is better off for it.

Just kidding. No one I'm related to would have watched that dreck.

Maybe they'd be able to understand us if we spoke twang and sister-f*cking.

AHH!! You poor thing! We need to wash that garbage out of your system. Get this man something from Sam Raimi, stat!!

This assumes that christians know how to read AND have reading comprehension at the same time. That's like asking them to walk while chewing bubble gum. They're either gonna stumble or choke.

#3 is just an outgrowth of #1 & 2.