Hugh Laurie: International Treasure.

Wow, Santa's a proponent of prosperity gospel!

The words "Pro-Life" and "Logic" don't belong anywhere near each other.

All the really good stuff about Christmas was stolen from Pagan tradition anyway.

Funny how that little inescapable consequence of their beliefs never makes it into Sunday sermons.

Every time research into religion and faith in America comes out, I am comforted that this BS blight upon humanity is circling the drain.

But worrying about those other things would require caring about other people.

Romance has it's limits, honey!

'nuff said.

#waronchristmas The good reverend just proposed a much cooler holiday!

And a gentle reminder that everything Leatherface did, he did to people who were illegally trespassing on his property. #leatherfacedidnothingwrong #waronchristmas

We didn't exactly start this country with the cream of the crop.

It's amazing how they believe nonsensical BS, but then refuse to believe something real that makes perfect sense if you think about it. Oh, "if you think about it"...I may have stumbled upon why they can't get it.

Ignorance is bliss, apparently.

Looks like it's gonna be a good christmas after all!

Eh, don't worry. They'll just sweep it all under the rug and quietly move you to another congregation.

No way! Ham has WAY more than 2% Neanderthal DNA.

Steve Harvey will never realize that. But yeah...that was pretty much the reaction when I did.

We'll find this out firsthand, one day, eventually. And oh how the religious will lament how terrible everything is becoming while it is getting objectively better by every metric.

Religious indoctrination is child abuse.

Angry sheep with human hands. New fear unlocked.

Selling you a product that you won't even know for sure whether or not it exists until after you're dead has got to be the greatest grift of all time.

Good thing there is no hell, nor heaven for that matter.

Don't threaten me with a good time!

Senility makes it tough to keep the lies straight, I guess.

Interestingly, none of those things are practiced by the religious. And only a few of them are even given any lip-service by them.

🍻Cheers to you, Sami!

It's me. I was that infant.

If you're ass isn't holding a pizza, you got no business on this porch!

We should start affectionately referring to believers as "sea squirts" and just never explain the context to them when they ask why.

This survey was conducted by giving christians a math problem and seeing how long it took them to declare that Jesus was the answer.

I feel like it has been a part of traditional christian values for quite a long time already.

Religion is what bigots and oppressors use to justify their bigotry and oppression when they know that society alone won't back them up.

"Grace? She passed away 30 years ago."

What I actually do is drink and know things.

Holy crap (which also describes what Kenneth Copeland is a walking pile of)! That's uncanny!

And I don't follow imaginary friends.

To be fair, they are probably a little light on funds after putting a significant amount in the collection plate that will go towards helping the church cover up the pastors most recent child abuse.

I don't actually believe in karma, but this is still delicious.

The amount of times i've quoted their holy book only for them to go "It doesn't say that!" "Oh really, look, right here." (points to the passage) "Well, you're taking it out of context!"

Eh, no one ever accused them of being smart. Or rational. Or sane. Or not hypocrites.

Oh Krampus...take me away from all this!

Hopefully, though, you won't have followers who make everyone else's lives miserable after you die.

MAGA claim to be principled. But they only really have one principle above all else. Support Trump no matter what. Everything else takes a backseat. If they found out tomorrow that he stomps on puppies heads for fun, that would become their new favorite passtime.

He rose after 3 days. There were 12 apostles. 3 times 12 is 36. The trinity has 3 parts. 36 divided by 3 is 12. There are 12 months in the year! Coincidence! ... Uh...yes.

😂🤣

The most comprehensive critique of religion I have ever seen.

It's hard for them to understand that we don't worship political idols the way that they do.

I disagree about it being a cool book. I've seen more engaging writing from a 7 year old.

Irony is lost on the religious. But, I mean, it's not like most of them have ever read the book to even know how full of lies it is.