I call bullshit There's no way there were two people dumber than Pedolf

bribery noun us /ˈbrɑɪ·bə·ri/ the crime of giving someone money or something else of value, often illegally, to persuade that person to do something you want

AITA for reading "Shots fired at the WH", and just scrolling past? I'm tired

As DJTJ marries some chick he met two years ago, it humors me that Kimberly did this to her face for absolutely zero payout

Hmmmm... 1. Federal judge halts ballroom construction 2. He tells reporters he may skip son's wedding 3. He publicly announces he's staying in DC instead of golfing 4. Aaaaaaaaand........ACTION!!! Oh, and always remember - ears don't magically heal

Real pictures he was perfectly comfortable releasing publicly

Proof that Stephen Colbert never needed CBS's production budget Rest In Piss @paramountpictures.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJTX...

Goddammit the US government is full of absolute fucking donuts

Today I'm reminded that Volodymyr Zelenskyy was a comedian before becoming president 🤔

Happy @paramountpictures.bsky.social cancelation day to all who celebrate

If you know, we'd be friends IRL

Can't Furiously canceling my @paramountpictures.bsky.social subscription

Congress should mandate that all data centers be built close enough to the ocean to be able to pump in the water they need, build their own desalination plant, and cover the entire roof with solar panels

If you have MAGA family or coworkers, it's always fun to remind them that if life begins at conception, all males are transgender

Fact check - The Reflecting Pool is 2030 feet long Burj Khalifa (Dubai, UAE) – 2,717 feet Merdeka 118 (Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia) – 2,227 feet Shanghai Tower (Shanghai, China) – 2,073 feet

✋ I know when, and how

goddammit

The hands should be smaller, otherwise 🎯

weak [week] / wik / adjective 1. not strong; liable to yield, break, or collapse under pressure or strain; fragile; frail 2. lacking in bodily strength or healthy vigor, as from age or sickness; feeble; infirm 3. not having much political strength, governing power, or authority

He's morphing into Boris Johnson

Say what you want about Adolf Hitler... ...at least he had the courage and conviction to end Adolf Hitler

Waiting for the day when they all say they never voted for him I have the receipts

Can't. Composing a marriage proposal www.youtube.com/shorts/XHhHr...

Maybe don't mention "sleepy" ever again

Pedolf not wearing his 3" shoe lifts Xi is 5'11" tall

Bluesky isn't a "bubble" I'm here for the same reason I don't invite dickheads into my home

Fire CDC experts Leave the WHO HANTAVIRUS

The Donk's Prediction - After Jan 20, 2029, there won't be another republican president for 20 years Millennials, GenZ and Alpha will not forget

"What's everyone going on about? These are women now, so everything's fine" - DJT

He fleeced $59M from his stupids, and told them in no uncertain terms he was gonna, and I kinda love this for them

"I am cold and unforgiving; oftentimes, downright cruel" - The Find Out

Some of you need to hear this STOP 👏 POSTING 👏 LINKS 👏 TO 👏 FACEBOOK I haven't had a Facefuck account for 10 years or a Shitter account for 2 You may as well be posting links to MySpace

Remember that time an elderly socialite "fell" down the stairs she never used because she had an elevator, and then her cremated remains were put in a coffin so heavy it took 10 men to carry, and then it was buried on a golf course so it could be declared as a cemetary for tax exemption? Good times

How old were you when you found out a group of female Bonobo monkeys beat a male to death after it touched an infant? #EpsteinFiles

When the benzos hit

Science ≠ Santa

The "health" septuagenarian, and racoon penis aficionado, RFKJ, being deeply concerned about GenZ's sperm count, while strangling women's reproductive rights... ...is the biggest wut the actual fuck of all the actual fucks that ever actually fucked

At times like these, I'm reminded that with enough courage and conviction, one brave Air Force One mechanic could save us all

So, his solution is......Acid Blue 40 dye? Really straining that 73 IQ

Conflicted. With his deteriorating health, he's gonna die in office. Everyone, including him, knows that And it will be a glorious day But we will never see accountability or justice for his 80-year shit-stain on this world

$4.13/gal? Bish, please!

Is this bad? This seems bad

By average Rotten Tomatoes rating Williams - 87.6% Carrey - 68.4%

Doing the important shit people care about right now

I'm 100% convinced he'd vote to overturn the 14th ammendment

Remember that one time... ...they refused to wear a mask during a pandemic... ...because it made them "look silly"

Remember that time rot-brained PeePaw-in-Chief got called a pedophile by an auto worker on live TV, and then 2 days later two GoFundMe campaigns raised $800K for that hero