It is 1998. I am at the kitchen table writing Batman fanfic but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal It is 2025. I am at the kitchen table writing a canonical Bat-book but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal

The Art of Defiance.

Let's just enjoy the fact for a moment that Bill Clinton getting a blowjob really could bring down the government this time.

First Clinton, now this? Good for him

Born too late for a bill clinton blowjob scandal, too early for a bill clinton blowjob scandal, but just in time for a bill clinton blowjob scandal

Do you think we can get them to ban AI? 😏

THE OFFICIAL DEMOCRATS ACCOUNT JUST POSTED THIS 😂 (Volume on)

It started as just a hail mary on Wednesday…

Michael Che with the joke of the night on SNL's Weekend Update.

If I'd been photographed blowing Bubba I'd be committed to ensuring that those photos were included as glossy pages in my next World Gone Bongo book.

Antonio Guzmán Capel (Spanish Hyper-Realist Artist born in Tetouan, Morocco in 1960) "Great Cat", 2021. Oil on Canvas, 81 × 60 cm. #art #painting #painters #BlueSkyArt

The latest budget disappoints: no expansion of pharmacare benefits. Families still choosing between meds and rent. As NDP health critic, I won’t stop fighting for universal coverage. Watch the full interview:#PharmacareNow #GordJohnsMP m.youtube.com/watch?v=4eza...

In layman’s terms for economists without a legal education, this is the opposite of the rule of law: @mark-carney.bsky.social www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

Did I think I would find myself posting late-night ai depictions of the real life event of two 🇺🇸 Presidents involved in sex act at any time before Bubbagate? Can’t say that I did.

Oh Bubba.

A Liberal Minister directly involved himself into barring Kneecap from entering this over confident know-nothing bot account infestation into #cdnpoli is obnoxious on Bluesky.

In layman’s terms for economists without a legal education, this is the opposite of the rule of law: @mark-carney.bsky.social www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

Can the Uk 🇬🇧 do us a solid and take Mark Carney back?

Oh this is very meta.

Why do you think we’re all searching for his name? I would never have searched for Trudeau or Harper.

And we find ourselves on the eve of dawning awareness, in those last precious remaining moments before the image of Trump blowing Bubba is forever etched in our minds. If we are to trust the email of someone with firsthand knowledge who has stated a true fact.

This is the Evergiven II

« Unless Vladimir Putin personally texts me a copy of the photo I will not accept evidence »

If you told me Canada would elect a con artist who is now literally denying 95 yr old world renowned legal scholars @ the airport for having a political opinion the Prime Minister didn’t like a year ago, I wouldn’t have believed you, but here we are. Carney is the worst thing to ever happen to 🇨🇦.

I hate Mark Carney with the fire of the thousand suns ☀️. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

Does anyone else suddenly have wayyyyy more questions about why Mark Carney had a sleep over with Doug Ford in Muskoka? Just me?

No one is allowed to complain about AI use for #Bubbagate the water and créative will benefit if we triumph.

Who do you think Elon Musk had to blow to get into the club?

How many horses or boys do you know named “Bubba Clinton?” Please be serious.

It was straight teeth btw

"kiss the ring"

I love résistance art.

Does everyone understand the assignment?

Is everyone on the same page now? Americans spin in circles on conspiracy theory over the wrong things. It’s Bill Clinton, now the next consideration is who has copies of the photos, is it Israel and Russia or just Israel? This has wide-ranging foreign policy implications.

You can’t unsee it now so perhaps move on to the part where Vladimir Putin is involved?

The movie about Trump’s 2nd term is literally going to be rated XXX.

How many horses or boys do you know named “Bubba Clinton?” Please be serious.

This one is in my top 10.

Bubbagate is going to make so many thanksgivings so entertaining. Please report back.

Is there one fucking adult in that administration??!! I’m serious. Is there anyone here that would identify anyone in that administration a reasonably sane adult? I cannot. I’m seriously open to suggestions.

Where are my witches 🧙 and warlocks 🧙‍♂️ at? music.apple.com/ca/album/eve...

Next time you ask what’s keeping me up at night:

Is it because of a blowjob joke?

Did you listen to the new Florence + the Machine album yet? It’s pure art.

A girl goes her whole life without telling a single blowjob joke and then they re-elect Donald Trump.

bsky.app/profile/adam... Hey @whitehouse-47.bsky.social, does Donald spend most of his time this way?

Someone have Melania show him on a banana 🍌

The fact that no one in #uspol media but @jeetheer.bsky.social isn’t talking about this, is scary.

Canadian Courts would accept the evidence in this thread as sufficient and compelling evidence enough to open several indictments.