Just need to get througj today then I’m off to London to see Moulin Rouge with my mam on Monday, and off to the Lake District with some besties for a long weekend next weekend!

My mother always said if I’ve got nothing nice to say then don’t say anything at all so

Over 65s continue to be fucking buzzkills

We’ve reached the magic moment the outside is cooler so I can open windows! 🙌🏻

I’m kinda hungry but the last thing I want is food 😂

How I plan on spending my evening x

Leaving work now, and then I can get NAKED at home

Just been asked for an opinion from some very senior people at work who need someone independent from a particular process and I have no opinion 🙃

We lost a Welsh icon today. RIP Bonnie 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

Can’t sleep :(

Have an archive Hump Day pic because I’m too hot to take another one #humpday

We’re in the underwear peeled off and sat in front of the fan portion of the evening.

The way I will put off a task that will take literally 10 minutes to complete at work, should be studied.

Not here for another week long heatwave

I WANT TO PROVE MY INNOCENCE AND RUN THE COUNTRY SO IM LETTING THE PEOPLE OF CLACTON TO DETERMINE MY FUTURE

This is an absolute nothing burger from Nigel, fuck off.

Third viral skeet and its about fucking football 😂😭

Omg is this it?? Is he resigning???

So the US cheated and still lost?

I don’t wanna get up 😭

Happy Monochrome Monday! #mcm

I’m making this chicken and potato bake I found online but the timings are all off, been in an hour and the it’s still not cooked through 😭

Colleagues: “Did you stay up for the game?” Me:

The DuckTales theme song just popped up on insta reels and it’s given me the Monday pep I needed. An absolute banger 👌🏻

Happy Monochrome Monday! #mcm

I watched all five evil dead films today and I think I’ve seen enough gore for a lifetime 😂

Been sleeping terribly recently so gonna take a melatonin, have a bath and try and have an early night

Made some chinese honey garlic chilli chicken tonight

Decided to watch the twilight franchise for the first time

I’m not a fan of karaoke, but there was a guy who sung Listen by Beyoncé in the Goose last night, but in an Elvis like style and I’ve not been able to stop thinking about it since

Frozen Marg TIME!

I’m on a train into manchester centre. It’s now been stationary longer than the journey was to take 🙃

Screaming. They’ve moved England’s game forward on Sunday after all the pub discourse yesterday 😂😭

Has Madonna released an album? Haven’t heard much about it tbh. She should’ve advertised more!

Why must we be made to work for money? Happy Friday!

Bath before bed!

Watched the “Tina-rannosaurus Wrecks” episode of Bobs Burgers recently and haven’t been able to get Tina’s face out of my head since 😂😂😂

Been placed on a waiting list 🫣😬

Pink to make the boys wink! Happy Thursday!

Well Daventry, you’ve been fine. Back home to Manchester!

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Showering in a shower with a curtain gives me the ultimate ick. My shower just now was like that scene from Alien.

Got my circumcision consultation at the hospital on Thursday and I’m getting quite nervous for it 😬

Tipsy bedtime x

I’ve had alcohol 👀

I don’t like to big myself up at all but I will on this occasion 🫣 I don’t talk about my research often, mainly because I would bore myself, but some work got released today and I’m super proud I finally got there! ☺️ It’s featured in a press release with a name check 😱

Hi from sunny Daventry!