Honestly OBSESSED with Kate Butch #DragRaceUK

Windows are open! Spring is coming!

Dare i say? It’s feeling quite spring-like today 👀🫣

Happy Saturday! I got up at half 8 to let the dog out and give her breakfast, and I’ve just woken up after falling asleep watching TV immediately after 😂

Andrew arrested?

So that was Monday. Black and white make it arty right? #mcm

Last group therapy session today and honestly thank God for that

Monday thirst while waiting for a bath to run (feat. Betsy)

My mother sends me a normal text to let me know that she’s sent me something on WhatsApp like I wouldn’t get the WhatsApp notification which is just brilliant 😂

Sat on the sofa at 4pm and accidentally had a 90 minute nap

The drive into work this morning was practically a dream because it is half term 😍

Why are we in 2026, still having to put a pound coin in a trolley at the supermarket?

Started playing the Super Mario Galaxy remaster for the Switch and I’m just as obsessed. An IMMENSE game.

Happy Valentine’s Day to all the sexy men in my phone 😘🥰

I really hope this is Alan Sugars last series. It’s 20 years now and it needs a shake up. #TheApprentice

I dunno whether I’ve lived in Manchester too long but I’m seeing people complain about this constant rain and I’m like 🤷🏻‍♂️ 😂

Just agreed to write a textbook on environmental data science with some colleagues

Kit Kat Chunky’s have been purchased!

Just cleared 20 flagged emails and I feel unstoppable!

Ive heard a few people talk about Kit Kat Chunky in the last couple of days and its all I’m craving now.

Turtleneck Tuesday!

Finally managed to get a GP appt this afternoon

So that was Monday. Black and white make it arty right? #mcm

Also I find it unedifying that the Epstein files are likely to bring down a British government, but none of the perpetrators of the crimes Epstein facilitated. But there we are.

Honestly if he’s gonna resign, just do it. I cba for days of speculation.

It’s too early on a Monday to teach calculus. Need to wake myself up 😂

(One of) the evil is defeated!

Also bumped into the gay who I used to meet to suck each other off when we were teenagers, then went to work in my parents shop for a bit and became really friendly with my mother at the musical tonight 🙃😂

Here with my mam, brother and brother-in-law

The audience for the Steps Musical is purely girlies, gays and theys

Oh my god I am where the doctor landed in 2005!!

Off to Cardiff to see Steps: The Musical

The MCU really paid Hayley Atwell dust. She deserved more.

Watching Avengers Age Of Ultron, and while I’m not a big fan of this film, seeing The Scarlet Witch and knowing the cunt she’s gonna serve going forward in my MCU rewatch makes me so happy

Betsy loves surveying the room from the arm of an armchair 😂

Haircut. Powers. Gay. Etc. 💇🏻‍♀️

The only hair appointment I could get this weekend was at 8:30 so it’s horrendous to be up good early on the weekend.

The closest to #fcf you’re getting from me today!

I think they should just build a new permanent parliament in London (or elsewhere!), and make the Palaces of Westminster a museum after repairs. It’d make its money back in visitors.

It is feral on here this morning (I love it!) #fcf

Writing children’s stories feels like a complete recipe for disaster #TheApprentice

Office day!

Can’t get Manchild by Sabrina Carpenter out of my head this morning

Screaming that they changed to elimination rules to avoid another Pangina moment on UK vs the World 😂 #DragRaceUK

For hump day, here’s my ass on the beach which is where I was today xo #HumpDay

Ironic that Starmer might go before Andy Burnham even gets to Parliament

For hump day, here’s my ass on the beach which is where I was today xo #HumpDay

Working on this essay this evening and honestly being “reflective” about “teaching practice” makes me heave.

First lecture of the year this morning, so this is the earliest I’ve been up and about since before Christmas 😵‍💫

Today has just consisted of MCU films and naps. Nothing I had planned for today got done. Having a bath to round off the day!