Woke up from my nap horny 😔

Girls, I’ve fallen ill

I was one (1) game away. I can taste it at this point

In other news, I’m inching closer to Diamond

This episode of Dragula was so good… until the twist…

Anyway I got tipsy and I want attention and I also want a man to come lay on top of me while we listen to some shitty emo music and vibe

Honestly I’ve had a few drinks and I’m just following handsome men with good bios. I love being gay on the internet

In other news, I had two drinks and feel very handsome. More shocking news to come as it breaks

This is the time of year where I fall in love with Arizona again. Summer seasonal depression is over 🥳

Finally decided to do it. Jumpluff in Ultra Ball is maybe the most lifesaving deck I could have ever used. Literally printed wins against almost every meta deck. Only lost to Decidueye decks and silvally decks

Does anyone have a spare Sylvester EX to trade me? Pwetty pwease it’s the last card I need

I have been unusually horny the past few weeks, and I need to chill out because it’s taking all my willpower not to post dick all over the timeline again

I felt handsome today

This nee Fire Emblem game better be good. I’m putting all of my eggs in that basket. Fire Emblem please cure me

Pokémon TVG enjoyers hit my line. I have some cards I need. They’re pretty basic (oriocorio, rare candy, and 2 gladions)

I love posting my video games statistics idgaf. Y’all are fake for not liking the posts. I don’t make the rules

Lmaoooo my Ramattra SR being so much higher than everyone else’s and my actual rank being so much lower 😭 maybe I pray for good placements next season. Mercy did get to 2800 but I yanked my support SR on a 12 game loss streak 🤭 I love drives 🤪

after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US. 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕. 𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.

Who wants to show me their wiener? 🤨

Gay men who are willing to negotiate the rights of Trans people are the scum of the earth.

Some might even say she would’ve gone bananas for it

Maybe I start selling hole and pole to pay my college tuition… much to consider

Okay I’m playing video games, who wants to join?

Haven’t seen the episode but saw who won this season of Project Runway. Honestly I’m pretty thrilled. The talent level and technical ability is insane so definitely deserved

Karmically- had the night I deserved. But low key was hoping for a fun night. Like I can’t be mad, but damn lol

Who up playing with their Overwatch?

And if I said in the suite too, what then?

I know I’m not at the higher ranks yet, but Pokemon tcg ranked feels giga easy. I have only lost like 2 games so far and climbed to great ball 4 in one night. And my deck is… suboptimal to say the least. I’m missing like 5 pretty important cards and still regularly win

Anyone wanna play league?

Lost 9 games in a row on Overwatch, so I’m getting Cane’s and then logging right back on. It can’t get worse, right? :3

Do any of my oomfs want to carry me back to Diamond on OW? 🌝

Guys, I fear I’m bored at work. Send help…

Kate Bush with her dogs Bonnie and Clyde in outtakes from the “Hounds of Love” cover shoot, 1985. 📸 John Carder Bush

Anyway, I’ll be playing OW later if anyone wants to play. I have become full blown addicted to ranked and could use some games with friends to pull me back down to earth

Anyway when I get a new PC, I’m starting a YouTube channel to play my silly little video games on. I want to get GM in Overwatch and Diamond on league this year, and I want to keep a little time capsule of my progress

Anyway I’m at work and bored so expect like 5 more posts by the end of my shift 😤

I think after deactivating social media for a little over a month, I didn’t miss the scrolling aspect of it as much as the community aspect. Like just being able to post and talk about things and there always being at least one person with the same interests that wants to talk about them

I’ve been playing an obscene amount of Overwatch lately… someone send help plz

I was… so drunk last night and now I’m kinda hungover and seeking attention

Who’s up?

Did not enjoy The Fantastic 4 movie. It’s the same Marvel set up slop they’ve been putting out for years repackaged with a new aesthetic. Such a throwaway plot where no questions are answered and almost no character growth is had. I was expecting more and was super let down

Finding out the girl who fell in love with her therapist lives in my city and worked at the yoga studio I used to go to is sooooo 😭

Also if you still want to help me out on my chemotherapy journey (I have to get 5 more of these shots) here’s the link below! gofund.me/9a6d3da6

This surprisingly relaxing footage is from SIX MILES under the ocean – and it’s the deepest ecosystem yet discovered

Literally having an anxiety attack so bad that it’s lasted for like 6 hours. I feel like I’m about to have a heart attack tbh

Just finished and honestly holy fucking shit this book is great. The swapping POV of each brother is really sold by Rooney’s ability to write each character’s ‘voice’ so distinctly. Some of the writing is also just pure poetry in prose form. The relationships in this book are so real and intense

Who wants to hear my book reviews? 🤨 cuz I’ve got opinions and I wanna share

I missed fat cock Friday. Who wants to recreate it for me?

Love ya :)

Excited to meet oomf tomorrow :3