Gm just 5 more mins plzz 😴

Gm just 5 more mins plzz 😴

And if I say her design peaked at her n64 Mario Party render then what?!

Making it a point to stretch at the gym in my 5” inseam shorts to let everyone know who the f word really is

Sucking oomf off but not in a gay way rather more in a soldier patching his comrades wounds kinda way

One thing about me: I am GOING to find the perfect nature documentary on YouTube to go with my meal

Anyone else lowkey suffering from all angles??

Slept so well I just woke up and had to stretch my legs out long style like a cat

Real cuntellectuals yearn for more Gorebyss representation in Pokémon

Do you think Dixie has body image issues

The sheer amount of fake laughs I’ve exerted through this meeting...mom pick me up I’m scared

Tummy ache messing with my good mood…

Anyone wanna check out a library book, parallel read on the bed and kiss a lil (with tongue)

Actively choosing to have a cozy-pilled day

I just know a mirror hates to see my drunk ass coming

Gay guy brunch incoming

For every moan I accidentally let out at the gym, I regain 1 hp

Woke up in need of a weighted blanket (man on top of me)

I lived bitch!!!

We as gay people need to make sure she is never forgotten! 😞

Pretending that I don’t care about work so 5pm can get here sooner

Who else up being a good boy with good luck?

When he takes me back to his place and it’s literally just this?? Spine about to be blown to smithereens 🥵

I just want to say that I’m wearing a jockstrap today and I feel so pretty even though no one else around me knows 🤭

Showing a lot of cleavage in the library today to give the hot stay at home dads something to look at 🤭I love community service :3!!

*Oprah voice* were you a try hard or trying to get hard

Firmly under the assumption that every single hot dad within a 20 mile radius has chosen to walk into the library today just to taunt me

Just hit this bowl but I think it’s hitting back 😵‍💫

Legs and arms sore from all the shoveling yesterday but it hurts so good

Feeling motivated enough to make French onion soup from scratch :3 ugh what a day to be limp-wristed

I’m not moving and you can’t make me!

Finally curling up with the book thats been gathering dust on my desk for weeks

I SCREAMED WHEN I SAW MY MOTHER!!!!

QTP with your fav water type

Just found out that if I do my work, the work gets done…Interesting.

Blunt rotation small tonight

Hot dad just checked out his books using the self-serve machine when he should be using me instead?!?

Today being my hump day…..

I’m such a fruity patootie

I’m sorry but video game graphics peeked with 64 polygons idk what to tell you 🤷🏻‍♂️

Oh, I’m really feeling it!

There’s just something about a nice thick, big, heavy and hard cover book (with a matte finish) that just scratches that itch for me 🫦

Maturing is realizing you should never be mean to me cause I am a very good boy

Me when I find a YouTube video to watch to go with my meal

Obsessed with squeezing my tiddies at any given moment of the day

Bearded men with big chests and arms are like my pokemon and i'm just a little gay boy whos gotta catch em all 😌🙂‍↕️

Done nothing but pack and move boxes all day….need a chest to lay on to replenish my HP

I am, first and foremost, a listener of Nintendo music

Smoked bowl filled to the rim. Time for video games and blanket burrito is now

Packing up for my new apartment is so fun!! I can’t beleive I get to play animal crossing in real life!! 🥰😌