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Just remembered I have cut up pineapple in the fridge and suddenly everything’s going to be okay

My tight little shirt rising up too much while doing squats at the gym like why my pussy out 🥺

Started getting into audio books and don’t know why I haven’t sooner! I love to sit and LISTEN like a good boy

About to have the tightest little pores after this freezing cold morning omggg

Something about laying on your bed oriented upside down…the pussy part of sleep I fear

How I look when I ask for the wifi password

Shopped and dropped

Good morning to beefy men who could crush me like a twig under their full weight :3

Just spilled a fully packed bowl all over my carpet….

Still coming down from the rush of adrenaline coursing through my veins after finding the perfect gifts for my friends… like I LOVE gift giving !!

Something about the 3 second pause when holding a squat 🫦

Rusty Bucket Bay would be such a cute name for a cat

I’m drunk save meeee 🥺

We really about to be on this app at 60 yrs old being like remember when peepaws body tea was insane

Nvm called out for a snow day cause it’s what I deserve!!! 😊

Waking up to a snow covered car that I’m expected to clean off before 8am….

Metroid Prime 4 about to work my pussy out…brb

Is this anything btw?

Brought in my GameCube and SP as props for an “Ancient Technology”teen program at the library…

YouTube wrapped kinda spilled

Books are soooo cunt like yesss literature!!!

cozy trash vibes

Pretending I don’t care about gym crush so he can walk over grab my face and shove his tongue down my throat sooner 👉🏼👈🏼

Spotify telling me my listening age is 21

Allegedly

Gym bros really are kinda the straight drag queens especially when they take off their pump covers like okayyy ruveal!

The sheer amount of fake laughs I’ve exerted through this meeting...mom pick me up I’m scared

Trying to get the angle right

Bowl: smoked Fagged: Out

Woke up still ferociously attracted to men 😫

Starting to think that I do in fact like to touch men’s poles…

I hate when people get mad at me for being sleepy just cause I always wanna be cozy and close my eyes and have a blanket 😔

Gay guy’d too close to the sun but I lived bitch!!

Never knew how important a gay hockey show would become to me oh wow

Placed myself in gym crush’s field of vision so now I HAVE to do a perfect set of squats arched and all

Non-Stop Nut November.

The sudden realization that Metroid Prime 4 comes out in 6 days just hit!!

When a top puts his penis in the bottom >>>

Turkey meatballs cause I couldn’t be bothered with a whole bird ☺️

Can’t wait to get stuffed within an inch of my life today omg my body is ready 🫦🥰

The thing is, I would love to keep a diary but I literally cannot stand the sight of my handwriting

I think it's so healthy for our community to have queer actors to thirst over instead of wasting our attention on the non-queers

Spanking my ass when I enter a room as a sign of dominance

Just gonna lay right here if that’s okay 😌

Whoever came up with strawberry Greek yogurt deserves to get sucked from the back

Need someone to pat me on the head and tell me I’m good after making it through rain induced traffic and choosing not to end it all

Your POV when you lift me into your arms and put me into your inventory

My chest is so hairy btw :o