Don’t forget to cleanse your front door for the new year tomorrow

Lately

Now why was predator badlands so cute?

Watching this season of dragrace is feeling like a chore

Ella Purnell, Michelle Rudolph, and Havana Rose Liu (Charlie saved Drew, Cameron, and Lucy’s dna and cloned them)

My chart fr fr

This new Danny L Harle album is giving everything I need at the gym

Happy #fcf the 13th

Happy Valentine's Day 💌 from Steve Kelso and 𝒜𝓊𝓉𝑜ᴇʀᴏᴛɪᴄᴀ

This castle so dumb omg

❌ edging ✅ cummaxxing

Playing the last 2 minutes of Bugonia on repeat as a morning pick-me-up

Tuck me in?

🐙🍣🍜🌱🥢

Jill Zarin coming for Gaga’s face is actually funny when her eyebrows look like they’re stapled to the back of her fucking head

[solemnly] push the Gasolina button bsky.app/profile/drew...

Let’s go lift, bro

🦖🥝🥒🌲🔫🐍🥑🦜🗽🪲🫒🐉

Gaga covering jigglypuff

No one will top this

One of my favorite sides to make when serving fish rn: chop cucumber, heirloom tomatoes, red onion, and jalapeno into a bowl. Add chickpeas, pepper and TJ’s refrigerated greed goddess dressing. Mix and serve.

Exactly

The concept of Jennifer Tilly on subreddits

Too much preworkout and the new daphni album has me feeling like I’m rolling at the gym

Flex x FC Friday

Eric is so stupid it’s actually crazy

I’m exhausted from pretending people’s goldendoodles are cute

440 playing a Valentine’s fireplace and the office instead of porn? We’re so done.

Rose and earl grey ice cream hates to see me coming

I wonder what my gym nickname is for people that don’t know me

Shit posting on the internet

🦖🥝🥒🌲🔫🐍🥑🦜🗽🪲🫒🐉

Wait why is this SF weather so perfect?

JADE tonight IKTR

Throw that ass in a skircle

Chest Day

What’s good?

Lisa Rinna’s book is finally gonna give me a reason to learn how to read

Picture it: Johnny Weir and Tara Lapinski clock the last traitor and win. They’re then handed the Olympic torches and walk up the double staircase outside where the large final torch rests, they light it, goes straight into opening ceremony à la RHOBH into Pump Rules pilot episode

I had a hankering to draw my wrestling OCs again, so here's Nassim and Humza forgetting that they're in the middle of a competition 😳 Surely after enough camera flashes they'll realize, right?

Death took the wrong home alone 2 actor

That was Lisa’s episode

Idk why I always look drunk and little in group pics

Sad again

Well, it is a Friday after all… #fcf

Well now I’m devastated

Hi LA

G**d B*y 🌄

Good morning, crushes

The last time Neptune went into Aries the civil war started two days later