Friyay 😎

This run is actually soo crazy

Nothing really matters post dick

When it hits the spot!

Btw haven’t lost in Pokemon champions yet 😌🤭

Watching survivor and Coach is truly insufferable

Olives, hearts of palm, asparagus, artichoke hate to see me coming

That Leann Rimes jaw therapy would fix me rn

Pit stop! 🛑 Quote with your pit pic 💪🏼

Mhmmm 🙂‍↕️

The girls (everyone) really need to stop with the buccal fat removal/ thinning out the face because it’s getting insane. I get it, but you’re gonna look like the haunted mansion groundskeeper by 40 (or sooner).

when you run out of clothes to lose in strip poker

Mario promo going crazyyy

Nothing really matters post dick

That tweet is insane but unfortunately par for the course, astrologically. I’ve been hearing about mid April 2026 for years now.

tight

Went to a buffet for the first time in yearsss

Finally! She’s gorgeous, she’s iconic

Her giggles in I’m Actually Kinda Famous are sooo Elle Driver coded

New office lighting 🏮

Pam bondi got fired HAHAHA

4/2/26 music.apple.com/us/playlist/...

#$T Loser >

The goal has always been to look like a jacked teddy bear 🙂‍↕️

Project Hail Mary is the greatest film I’ve ever seen April fools but it was cute though

Wore my favorite jock to the gym yesterday and forgot to post 🤷🏻‍♂️

standard bog witch to gay pipeline

I will always stand with the trans community. They’re why we have so many of our rights 💕🏳️‍⚧️

Maybe this?

Did you guys remember to yearn today

Weekend uniform 🩲👒

Weekend uniform 🩲👒

Survivor this season is so annoying

Watch out April 15-17. Almost everything is in Aries and it’s volatile.

Wore my favorite jock to the gym yesterday and forgot to post 🤷🏻‍♂️

“It's One Banana, Michael. What Could It Cost? $10?” Actually, just $6.99 😌🍌 #FCF

Good pump against all odds (fatigue from the energy) oh and it almost 100 in Vegas 🫠

The amount of guys who workout in jeans, crocs or slides (or any combo of that) is astounding

Good. Now every other airline should follow.

Maybe the tide is turning

I’m very into tomato vine scented candles rn

So this just happened ✂️

So this just happened ✂️

Kinda wish I had the tism for Pokopia

Love turning st patrick’s day leftovers into a hash 😮‍💨

I’m obsessed with the tiktoks of this pet psychic who reveals secrets of the universe that cats tell her. So many confirmations.

Watched train dreams last night and really enjoyed its energy. Also, great cinematography. My main note would be to pare down the narration. Leave some of the scenes room to breathe.

Assume something about me and I’ll tell you if it’s true or not.

The post Oscar’s Amy Madigan hate feels so forced btw

Not watching the Oscar’s because out of the like 20 apps I have it’s not streaming on any of them? lol