I really like edging before sex :)

Is it sweet and juicy

Some of you answered the call 😌

Everyone needs to wake up and entertain me

Office is dead so it’s time to watch 2 hour let’s plays on YouTube

5 episodes deep and Shane Hollander is really boring and I’m glad Ilya calls him out on it

coworker said “I’m getting a fraud alert” and my gay ass heard frot alert

She’s doing that dumb ass Snapchat dog filter i cannot take her anywhere

Good morbing

Getting my taint kicked AGAIN at this game fuck my stupid baka life

Comprehensive, nay, an exhaustive list of my 2026 ins

In 2026 I’m gonna

Update: i found a space heater 😻

K I’ve been at the bar for 20 minutes and I’m ready to go

I interact with like 8 people on here i feel like a skircle post is unnecessary

I’m really only a nurse for the fashion

Why are people reblogging a 3 second vid of me kicking my feet ❓

I love distracting my boss when she’s telling a story it’s sooooo easy

Dnd/dungeon world night :3

Proof to @eepybruh.bsky.social i went to the gym also me showcasing my little kicking feet because im a little guy

Me when I’m lying:

Me to my veggies in the skillet:

Waitress at the diner clocked our faggot asses she wasn’t even serving us

Hey quick question what the fuck is sia singing ever

Im a little hard

Ok i made a POTS joke which i thought would land but swing and a miss 🤠

My boss and coworkers didn’t get my edging and fucking joke

Hounds of love Running up that hill Big sky Babooshka Jig of Life Wuthering heights Red Shoes Cloudbusting Sat in your lap This woman’s work A lot of these are based on and could be rearranged based on what vibes I’m going for 🫰🏻

Should i ask them to stop fucking around with the network and fix the rat nest under my desk

There are 3 IT people working on my coworkers computer (it won’t connect to the internet)

Yall we had 2 patients on our schedule why the fuck are we open

[Miley Cyrus’s Party in the USA starts playing] My Canadian coworker: is this Carly Rae Jepsen

My @eepybruh.bsky.social themed coffee cup 🥵

Also when you see me mean mugging at the gym just know this is what’s blasting in my headphones

Almost let out a little critter trill while i was at work

Like THIS is who you think hates you????

So many people that have met me think i hate them and i find that bemusing

Love this fruit 😍 The fag

Zara Larsson stuns with crab for her 28th birthday.

Eartha kitt is not horny enough to sing Santa baby

@colootter.bsky.social held me at gun point and made me post this for @eepybruh.bsky.social

Mirror Monday i guess???

Why did none of you tell me Dragonette was so small

Who would play Kate bush in Kate bush: the musical

Scouting for DL trade at the Dragonette concert

Seeing Dragonette in 3 hours 😻

Hey have yall seen my peen?

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