Waitress at the diner clocked our faggot asses she wasn’t even serving us

Hey quick question what the fuck is sia singing ever

Im a little hard

Ok i made a POTS joke which i thought would land but swing and a miss 🤠

My boss and coworkers didn’t get my edging and fucking joke

Hounds of love Running up that hill Big sky Babooshka Jig of Life Wuthering heights Red Shoes Cloudbusting Sat in your lap This woman’s work A lot of these are based on and could be rearranged based on what vibes I’m going for 🫰🏻

Should i ask them to stop fucking around with the network and fix the rat nest under my desk

There are 3 IT people working on my coworkers computer (it won’t connect to the internet)

Yall we had 2 patients on our schedule why the fuck are we open

[Miley Cyrus’s Party in the USA starts playing] My Canadian coworker: is this Carly Rae Jepsen

My @eepybruh.bsky.social themed coffee cup 🥵

Also when you see me mean mugging at the gym just know this is what’s blasting in my headphones

Almost let out a little critter trill while i was at work

Like THIS is who you think hates you????

So many people that have met me think i hate them and i find that bemusing

Love this fruit 😍 The fag

Zara Larsson stuns with crab for her 28th birthday.

Eartha kitt is not horny enough to sing Santa baby

@colootter.bsky.social held me at gun point and made me post this for @eepybruh.bsky.social

Mirror Monday i guess???

Why did none of you tell me Dragonette was so small

Who would play Kate bush in Kate bush: the musical

Scouting for DL trade at the Dragonette concert

Seeing Dragonette in 3 hours 😻

Hey have yall seen my peen?

やばい

NYC bloomfs find me at the Bryant park no loads refused anon cum dump on sniffies

My partner loves workmaxxing

Also not two of my coworkers telling me that they told their husbands TO THEIR FACE that they aren’t really their type

Watching a 2hr 51 minute YouTube analysis on queer love versus masculinity in Naruto while at work

My coworkers: you don’t post about us on your social media, right? :D Me: 🧍🏻‍♂️

Why the fuck is the IT department at a renowned university using PAINTERS TAPE to hold secure these wires

Just kidding I’m amazing at this

I hate coming up with gift ideas

At the club googling if I’m having a good time

Love when my coworkers talk about my balls

Convinced that one of the symptoms of POTS is pissing me off because these kids bring it up when it’s not relevant

Anyone on this app ever play with their butt

Huh oh uhm ok well i have some thoughts and ideas 🤓☝🏻

Finished my first semester of NP school

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Sleek otter boy from back in 2020. V glad i stopped trimming my fur

Holding up both lanes and 3 cars in a parking lot is NOT the move just to try and BACK into a fucking spot 👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻

Actual patient testimony that I’m not THAT mean to patients

When the good hookup just disappears from the apps without warning.

I love misusing the EHR at work 😍

I keep promising to post nudes but then i don’t post nudes and now I’m worried I’m on Santa’s naughty list