Happy Valentine’s Day to all my online bfs! And to no one else again I guess

Aww, all my gays

The real friend story of RHOSLC is that Whitney’s, Lisa’s & Meredith’s husbands love each other more than the women do

Halfway through season 4 of RHOSLC and I kinda have a new respect for Lisa Barlow Most of the time, she lives on a different planet than the rest of us but once a season she drops one piece of important wisdom

Sitting at home realizing that sometimes a neurodivergent person needs someone else to pull them out of a hyper focus session

Recorded a podcast episode earlier that comes out on Tuesday so then just turned around edited the whole thing and prepped the promo posts/reels 🤪 I feel crazy lmao

Can’t believe this guy is gonna be my valentine again 🙄

So…I haven’t seen the movie or listened to the album but from what I’m seeing the Wuthering Heights Album from Charli XCX is much better than the Wuthering Heights movie (from Emerald)

It’s Galentine’s Day and Friday the 13th…do witch craft b*tches

Happy Friday gays and theys! Hope you have a good start to your weekend

I’d actually be like very okay if a top wanted to surprise me with Sonic for Valentine’s Day

Oh, this episode of #TheTraitorsUS is really about the power of the fag hag relationship and I love that

Thinking about the time when my ex who I had been with for 5 years at the time and living together for 2, forgot my birthday We were together for 2 more years after that 💀💀💀

Omg Alan’s hair this week is the trans flag!!! #thetraitorsus

THE MURDER PISSED ME OFF #THETRAITORSUS These boys are on thin ice rn

These are big for comedians on Instagram rn, you all like this? I’m not doing it with a set joke, this was a riff lol

Thinking about how me and my barber spent 5 minutes today ROASTING Colton Underwood’s traitor’s outfits (especially the banquet look)

Just saw Good Luck, Have Fun, Don’t Die! and I can only describe it as “someone had a lot of cocaine while making this”

Between this and the bear mace comment, Cardi B is fighting harder against ICE than Chuck Schumer

Liking butts is liberal…I don’t care who you are, if you’re into butts, that’s liberal and in turn gay

Gay powers, hairs cut, extra gay cause my (straight? Maybe bi?) barber and I talked traitors the whole time

Wore a giant sweater to a recent show

Happy Thursday!! Finished another book that is really excellent! Heartfelt, hopeful and ultimately about family (found & biological) deciding to choose each other

All the ice skaters keep making Jonathan Bailey faces

Why does like 90% of the male figure skaters have like amazing hair? It’s both upsetting and also they’re so hot

I just remembered that the US is hosting the summer Olympics in 2 years…I have faith in LA but not in our government rn, it’s gonna be a shit show

Everyone is like, I want Ilya or I want Shane and I’m out here like…1 Kip please (with Ilya’s personality)

Workout today killed me, need a man to carry me on my errands. We will be listening to world news on the errands

Happy Wednesday gays and theys!! It’s cloudy out and I slept weird lol. Anyway, have a good one

lol technically won an award for my writing today for best characters in my pilot. Need to figure out how to get this info on IMDb 🤔

Not to be weird…I will take the FDA unapproved shot if say the WHO or California or NY’s health agency says it’s okay

The three PlayStation Spider Man video games are my comfort video games. They give me hope, make me love the city I live in and also especially Spider Man: Miles Morales & Spider Man 2 focus on community focused help rather than police focused

Took Miles Morales over to Gracie Mansion to meet @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social

Me: great, I’ve fed, pet, played with my cat, brushed my teeth, wrote jokes, got ghosted by a (gay) married guy I’ve hooked up with before, and now am in pajamas My cat:

My mom’s donated a copy of the book The Housemaid to my hometown movie theater for a viewing of the movie, so she went to the event. Here is her review of The Housemaid

Sometimes I finish writing a joke and it’s like…that is not a joke unfortunately. That is just an annoyed rant

This feels like something that shouldn’t be announced publicly cause it could put the people of interest on red alert

Kid on set who was also background acting asked me a lot about background acting and producing podcasts and I was like…you asked me about my jobs and I just listed 5 things, how do you think it’s going? Like I enjoy what I do but I’m not making enough money

There’s a man on the crew for this shoot who looks just like the guy I slept with who had an untraditional bed aka we hooked up on a sheet on his floor I’m like 90% sure it’s him

Everytime I’m on set for a background acting job, there is one older man who monologues nonstop. Like girl, no one else has talked for 45 minutes. Isn’t your voice tired

So far for 2026, my feeds have gone from being 100% Heated Rivalry content to 100% protest & activism content to 100% Bad Bunny content I’ve trained my algos well

All the Long Island/NJ background actors on set today are like “it was a boring Super Bowl except for Bad Bunny” That’s right literally everyone except Trump and Jill Zarin liked Bad Bunny’s performance

louder!

good news! variety.com/2026/tv/news...

The only Olympics I’ve watched so far have been the Curling player rating food on Instagram and the minions ice skating routine

So…once they remove all evidence of gay at stonewall, will it literally just be taught as “a riot happened”, no reasoning or anything

Happy Tuesday queer people! Hope you all have a good one!

Have to include these lol

Who is that? I refuse to learn