Only good part of having a job cancel on me is that I could paint my nails tonight and feel a little bit more me now

This is not my week…messed up ordering something and just noticed and will have to immediately return and replace it 😑 which made me burst into tears when I figured it out Just have a lot of things in my life that feel like this exact circle where im not getting what i need out of life

Chicago pope made the bishops woke! www.tiktok.com/@usbishops/v...

Update: Amy Poehler’s podcast episode where she interviews June Squibb made me cry (because June is a delight)

Got home from the movies and Lenny wanted to say hi

I’m getting targeted ads for GLP-1 weight loss medication and butt shavers for hairy butts Why….

I’m too cute for this

On Monday, I booked a background acting job for tomorrow This morning, at 11am, they confirmed we were good At 3pm, they “released” aka canceled on me I turned down other jobs because I booked this one. I’m pissed

I don’t know who needs to hear this but “responding to Instagram stories with an emoji is not communication.”

My schedule is all over the place so I’m working out today!!

Me as a therapist: “So…we’ve talked about this 4 weeks in a row and your feelings are valid but have you considered you’re being a little bitch?”

Internally, as someone on the very liberal/left end of things, I’m starting to categorize moderate democrats and centrist democrats differently Moderates have beliefs slightly different from me but have a set of views that they stand for Centrists stand for nothing at all but their own polls

Cynthia and Michelle Yeoh form a protective barrier around Ariana in a way that is truly so sweet. Also, Cynthia should be billed as a triple threat actor, singer, security guard

i think the left is in the midst of rediscovering patriotism. we did the work of disenchanting the myth of America, now it’s time to recommit to the best hopes the best of us have had for what we can become as a people.

I present: a gay who’s powers are restored 💇

My friend released a really beautiful song (and she had a bunch of great alt rock music out that you should listen to!!!) music.apple.com/us/album/mak...

Home from work and letting my shirt remind me that Magneto Was Right = Queer

EVERYONE ON THIS APP DROP A SELFIE NOW… AND I MEAN RIGHT NOW!!! *someone changed the language to be inclusive of the genderqueer of us so now I have to too

Go listen to this episode!! It’s unbelievably silly and I had a blast recording this with Austin

Happy Wednesday gays!! Have a few hours then I’m heading to a gig today. Hope you have a good one!

Start the morning by reading those emails about Trump and Epstein that the oversight Dems released like:

BREAKING: Convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein said Donald Trump knew about the underage girls that Epstein was accused of victimizing, according to emails released by Democrats in the U.S. House of Representatives reut.rs/4hZV3nw

poke

In this version, Alice brutally makes fun of the white rabbit’s dick size

This is one week away!!! Mark your calendar! Come and buy a drink to vote for me, I could use the money!! Tuesday 11/18 9pm at Balcon in Hell’s Kitchen!

Well…I’ve applied to over 200 jobs in the past 6 months…all while working a part time remote job, freelance background acting, producing two podcasts and a live show, and performing comedy & music regularly I swear, I’m smart, creative and hard worker, hire me!

BREAKING: Joyce Carol Oates calls the Wambulence on Elon Musk because of her sick burns

Happy Tuesday! It’s very cold out…off to get my iced latte

Wait…Lenny 🥹

You get a special Woke card for liking and sharing this autistic genderqueer’s joke about having autism and ptsd 😘

Chuck Schumer right now:

Do you think Kim Davis’s sleep paralysis demon is a lesbian wedding?

Went to Stamptown and all I got was to help Zach Zucker and Neil Patrick Harris crowd surf from stage to the tech booth Neil and his husband spent a not insignificant amount of time shirtless onstage kissing Zach

Work out ✔️ Please clap 👏

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It’s like this is why they wanted the shutdown

Explained to my mom about how a guy stopped texting me after 3 dates but keeps responding to my Instagram stories (just to the picture, no back and forth in dm) and the conclusion we both have is phones are bad

Happy Monday Gays! Hope you have a great fucking day!

So on Tuesday a bunch of Democratic candidates won their elections by showing they will fight for people And by Sunday, 8 Democrats in the Senate betrayed the work these campaigns did to rehabilitate the brand

Doing my start of week tarot pulls while listening to Florence + The Machine for vibes

I love when straight couples look like each other cause it’s like aww cute, you do that too

Okay…haven’t shared a stand up clip in a minute so here’s a joke I like. Please like! It starts as a Ted talk but I swear there’s a punch line

Recommend yall to start joining your local DSA chapter

I don’t want images in DMs (on IG, a man once sent me machinery pumping something saying he wanted to do that me) or anything fancy like high quality video uploads More than anything…an edit button on here for me to fix grammatical errors would be a blessing

I listened to an interview with the campaign managers of Zohran Mamdani, Abigail Spanberger, and Mikie Sherrill on PodSaveAmerica and it’s amazing how all three had laser focuses on the economy. Almost like we can have a broad range of beliefs as long as they actually fight for ideas that’ll people

Pay attention to what Democratic candidates are saying right now. Find and support the fighters. Having a spine must be a litmus test issue in 2026 and beyond.

Sometimes…you go for a walk and the weather says it isn’t supposed to start raining til 3 and it starts raining at 2. I had a rain jacket on and this is how drenched I got. The streets started to flood, my pants were soaked through. I was outside for maybe 20 minutes in the rain

Look! A traditional grainy bluesky video that looked good before I uploaded it about my podcast:

Me and my bf (an iced latte) wish you and your gays a happy Sunday!!