A day isn’t enough, taking 2026 off as a mental health year

Scooby Doo tried to teach us the real monsters are white men with shady business practices and we just never learned the lesson

“video games will rot your brain” no but they will definitely distract me from the horrors of reality

This new Pokemon game has a lot of work to do to distract me from the daily nightmares of living in America right now

gay men love two things

republican plan for the average american

this is for the gays

Taylor Swift out here paying for her wedding with all the variants and special editions she’s releasing

the supreme court: what’s the best way to make this country a more dangerous place for the most vulnerable people

RIP Nostradamus, you’d love Taylor Swift fans predicting when she will release a surprise album

I mean just give her the Oscar based on the poster

born to celebrate spooky season forced to experience the decline of american democracy

listening to new music can be so much fun when you don’t listen to other people’s opinions about it

Wicked For Good (2025)

what i mean when i say “i got that dog in me” in october

nobody warns you how much work it take to be the personality hire

Lesser-Known Animal Group Names: Caravan of Camels Pandemonium of Parrots Colony of Beavers Audacity of Men Mob of Emus

“i’m ready for spooky season” bitch what do you call every day since january 20th 2025???

maybe the real rapture was the conspiracy theories we made along the way

how it feels to be an american in america right now

nobody literally nobody the us government: let’s spread lies about tylenol and make life worse for everyone

tylenol is as effective at causing autism as thoughts and prayers are at preventing gun violence

each new day proves that we live in not only the worst but also the dumbest possible timeline

american democracy right now

can’t wait to hear about the strongly worded letter democrats threaten to write about all this

posting this for no particular reason

The Emmys are on tonight so be sure to check on your gay friends later

i’m getting ready for fall, fellas

anyways here’s a picture of my dog doing that thing dogs do with their eyes

unfollowing people on social media who are now revealing themselves to be secretly republican is really freeing

Paddington Bear actually tweeted this

born to collect knick knacks forced to face the daily disappointments of the us government

the price of eggs still hasn’t decreased

what isn’t a recession indicator these days

*preventable illnesses exist* florida: but what if we didn’t prevent them

Thoughts and prayers to every fact checker watching Trump’s announcement today

If you can’t get homemade gay head, store bought is just fine

It’s like if everyone celebrated Elphaba’s death but then she was found a few hours later golfing outside the Emerald City

me all day since the engagement announcement of the decade

everyone has two types of friends

Taylor Swift out here reminding people that you’re only just one bad fling away from meeting the love of your life

Don’t know who needs to hear this but Taylor Swift’s engagement announcement is a valid reason to leave work early

going to bed at night hoping you-know-who you-know-whats in their sleep knowing that they’re landing in you-know-where

sunday scaries but for waking up to another day in the hellscape of regressive america

fellas if it ever looks like this, please see a doctor immediately

Not sure what I meant when I said “I’m too gay for it to be this hot outside” but I stand by every word

nobody warns you

at the point in the summer where just the thought of going outside makes me sweat

finding the person keeping me up late

nothing like the advice from a gay man