Quick pic before I shave

Quick pic before I shave

When the temperature outside is finally over 70°

Is it time for a haircut?

those neckbeards standing around airports making things “better”

ICE agents can’t even be trusted to keep the safety on their guns how can they possibly keep safety on our planes

Reading and riding (the subway)

Instagram saw it first

“Special Envoy for the Shield of Americas” is also where Noem told her dog where it was going

My eyes were looking particularly green

going out on a saturday night? in this geopolitical climate??

Paramount’s Harry Potter: I think Voldemort made some good points actually

Did you even workout if you didn’t talk a sweaty selfie?

I’ve taken care of delirious patients with dementia who are more alert and oriented than the president

thought my jawline looked nice in this one

JD Vance: will you come to our party pwease The Pope: fuck you, fascist

Let’s ride, or whatever Charli said

when you and your dog get haircuts together

Guess who finally got a haircut

I give you green eyes and thick hair

Casually dropping hints it’s my birthday

The second it doesn’t feel like winter outside

how it feels when a hot guy likes a picture i posted

When my hair grows out it does the Superman curl

“The AI commercials are actually pretty cool”

I love reading before bed (perusing the menu of a restaurant I want to go to)

Heard a certain Senator isn’t feeling well

january was so bad the low bar for the rest of the year is in hell

“I don’t want to talk politics” is the favorite response of a lazy nazi-sympathizer

What do you mean there are still eleven months left in 2026??

The dumbest person you know from high school:

Trump: 2nd Amendment only applies to mass shootings not law abiding citizens

Avoiding the cold and she still won’t cuddle with me

Weekend art project featuring my bicep

People from your high school on the “breaking my silence on Charlie Kirk” to “completely silent when ICE murders American citizens” pipeline

“Thoughts and prayers” how about abolish ICE

ICE: Murders *another* US citizen Democrats: Let’s give ICE more money!

stay frosty

Preparing for a boyfriend amount of snow this weekend (five to eight inches)

She refuses to give me attention

she’s so done with me

saturday night plans? in this economy?? after this week???