i have wild plans tonight the plans:

Baby Boomers: They give participation trophies for anything these days Also Baby Boomers: Thank you for the FIFA World Peace Prize

just a boy and his dog

who wore it best

black friday 2005: we have great deals one day only! black friday 2025: we have bad deals all month long!

Happy Friday

I found my people

me: i should go to bed early my brain: but what if we worried instead

Chuck Schumer right now

My government went to shutdown and all I got was this lousy “compromise”

wishing all democrats who fold a very get primaried to unemployment and a happy stay the hell away from civil service

who needs a doctor

If you ever feel guilty for taking personal time just remember that representatives have been on vacation for seven weeks

your annual reminder that these are decorative and *not* for personal use

kept the facial hair going

That feeling when you’re not the center of everybody’s attention for just a second

RFK Jr. is more afraid of old men passing out than he is of preventable diseases

How do we feel about just a touch of facial hair

maybe i’m being woke but a government that’s ok with starving its citizens hardly seems “of the people, by the people, for the people”

Totally random question but did JD Vance meet with Dick Cheney in the 24 hours before his passing?

something special about the airport where everyone there acts likes it’s their first time ever traveling 💕

Finally found my people

Visiting Manhattan and I’m reminded yet again that I’m a Georgia 7 and a New York 3

Instagram saw it first

Who doesn’t love a big pickle

That feeling when you knock someone out in smash bros

Only a real man eats your ass flavoured sweet on Halloween

Just some 90s babies

We love Halloween

how i feel after eating healthy one time

me, spending money on something i didn’t need: wow this is *exactly* what i needed!

I’ll never beat Halloween ‘24

Risking expulsion from the gay community by wearing a non-clever, non-sexy costume for Halloween

me after relaxing all day: wow i am EXHAUSTED

turns out my seasonal depression started early this year (january)

me cramming in halloween activities the last week of october

looking for love in all the wrong places (freezer is all out of sweet treats)

A day isn’t enough, taking 2026 off as a mental health year

Scooby Doo tried to teach us the real monsters are white men with shady business practices and we just never learned the lesson

“video games will rot your brain” no but they will definitely distract me from the horrors of reality

This new Pokemon game has a lot of work to do to distract me from the daily nightmares of living in America right now

gay men love two things

republican plan for the average american

this is for the gays

Taylor Swift out here paying for her wedding with all the variants and special editions she’s releasing

the supreme court: what’s the best way to make this country a more dangerous place for the most vulnerable people

RIP Nostradamus, you’d love Taylor Swift fans predicting when she will release a surprise album

I mean just give her the Oscar based on the poster

born to celebrate spooky season forced to experience the decline of american democracy