Did you even workout if you didn’t take a pic after?

january was so bad the low bar for the rest of the year is in hell

“I don’t want to talk politics” is the favorite response of a lazy nazi-sympathizer

What do you mean there are still eleven months left in 2026??

The dumbest person you know from high school:

Trump: 2nd Amendment only applies to mass shootings not law abiding citizens

Avoiding the cold and she still won’t cuddle with me

Weekend art project featuring my bicep

People from your high school on the “breaking my silence on Charlie Kirk” to “completely silent when ICE murders American citizens” pipeline

“Thoughts and prayers” how about abolish ICE

ICE: Murders *another* US citizen Democrats: Let’s give ICE more money!

stay frosty

Preparing for a boyfriend amount of snow this weekend (five to eight inches)

She refuses to give me attention

she’s so done with me

saturday night plans? in this economy?? after this week???

Nobody Literally nobody Ok maybe *that* guy from Germany but otherwise nobody Trump: The only thing that can stop me is my own morality. I don’t need international law

Call me crazy but I think if you find yourself supporting government agents murdering civilians on the street you might be on the wrong side of history

You know things aren’t going well when PopCrave becomes a more reliable news source than CBS

I feel like I know the answer but, less than a year in, are we safe/healthy/respected/great again?

“what radicalized you?” idk I just think we shouldn’t be killing citizens, sending people to concentration camps, bankrupting people for healthcare, letting children starve, endangering women’s health, abducting world leaders, stealing foreign resources, or villainizing marginalized communities

ICE: k*lls an American citizen on video Chuck Schumer: I’ve sent a strongly worded letter

back to the hospital after new year’s selfie

back to the hospital after new year’s selfie

being even more gay in 2026 out of spite

First haircut of 2026, what do we think?

Democrats seem to be more afraid of the word “impeach” than they are of the country descending further into fascism

CBS News: Our story on the illegal bombing of Venezuela will come to you at a later date

The world yearns for a simpler time

fellas is it gay to have a dog?

Close enough, welcome back Wicked!

please don’t rush me, my body was made to dilly and dally not hustle and bustle

saturday night in selfie

i have wild plans tonight the plans:

Baby Boomers: They give participation trophies for anything these days Also Baby Boomers: Thank you for the FIFA World Peace Prize

just a boy and his dog

who wore it best

black friday 2005: we have great deals one day only! black friday 2025: we have bad deals all month long!

Happy Friday

I found my people

me: i should go to bed early my brain: but what if we worried instead

Chuck Schumer right now

My government went to shutdown and all I got was this lousy “compromise”

wishing all democrats who fold a very get primaried to unemployment and a happy stay the hell away from civil service

who needs a doctor

If you ever feel guilty for taking personal time just remember that representatives have been on vacation for seven weeks