“dan.wadsworthh sent you ______’s post” and it’s the nastiest thing you’ve ever seen

new sunglasses

cop pulled over our uber driver to ask for my number

doing drag is so funny because what do you mean my nickname is clitty

she tore me

just ordered a vape at a restaurant, im moving to miami

don’t text

going on vacation with syl is so funny because what do you mean you have a 12 step routine to go lay by the pool

coughing is so clocky

clocked at the TS(A)

i kinda hate you but…it doesn’t matter let me DAAAAANCE

tore them ns

can’t stop thinking about this video

smoke so much i got turned into a lighter by an evil witch😭😭

me when i hit the he/they bong

neeeeed to smoke here

hot bitch party saved me

got a new pair of earrings

neeeed to smoke with them

“did your bag pay a fare too?” is such a nasty read 😭

btw

i love having a boyfriend :D (haven’t taken out the trash in months)

still gave me the discount btw

tried seducing this man on facebook marketplace for a discount to find out he’s a gay porn star

my favorite thing about elvira is how she took one photoshoot in the 80s and has used it for everything since

i’m confused, are people really having to use chatgbt for instagram captions??? like for what?

good morning

gonna ask everyone if they did their own makeup tonight, and then follow it up with a nice “ugh i wish i could do my makeup like that!”

queen tonight

timeline asleep?

i know amanda lepore’s manager works overtime typing out those “❤️❤️❤️”

Dan Horchata stuns in new video.

i kinda hate you but…it doesn’t matter let me DAAAAANCE

miley swallow is allowed to say tranny btw

need the new slayyyter album like ash wednesday’s needs trade

told lilith 12 what time do you think she’ll get here (still not here btw)

can a show producer with a good stage book claire or i soon, i want to force her to do this number again

when i was 16 working in a pizza shop i would open the bags by putting my hand in it and my manager yelled at me saying “no one wants their bag fingered by a teenager that’s disgusting” and i think about that everytime i give someone a bag

why is she kinda giving me…

standing next to dan btw

Scissor Siwa

does anyone have / know anyone with a kitten? my bf bought the wrong food and i don’t want it to go to waste </3

imagine you’re getting your ass kicked at work & claire’s waiting for you to turn around so she can say “ah you looked, you’re stupid” then throw an ice cube down your shirt i want her dead sometimes

getting cruised at the lakeview north clark street health clinic

what if we all just take a moment 🫦

one like and i’ll put an ice cube down scissor’s shirt during the rush

nutmegan stayed at boots last night longer than claire… it really is a new year