i bought my speedo based off this chart last summer #gayguy

just had to cut the heat on…

i’m so into painting in 45 minutes these days that when i have an hour+ to get ready im like okayyy continental!

i love nightlife, bitches down a bag of k then post things like “last night was actually so healing🩷”

nachos

GAG! tonight! show at 10:30!

boosting this

contact dermatitis, eczema flair up, tendonitis w/ a limp, bad attitude, tight hole, huge uncut cock…. i’m a victim

There can be a 100 big fat dicks ready to split in a room

So proud of this one!! @itstono.bsky.social

good morning italians

toño 🩷🩷🩷🩷

even dani pax was gaggin

put ya sneakers onnnn

Wait this might be my first Sunday off in a minute need to get the free hot dogs at splash !!!!!

everyone mad roscoes has bad music… like yes thats what its there for

IM HOSTING QUEEN! FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER TONIGHT! THE THEME IS SNEAKERNIGHT! NO, I DON’T HAVE LIST FOR YOU.

i’m in the substance

how your email finds me today

this recently happened to me

i hate a peter pan ass gay…. GROW UP!!!!

april 23rd fantasy nightclub

why is this still gagging me lmao like i love whatever is wrong with betty theft

this is literally what i look like out of drag

shine on halsted is a ki yall gotta pop out

watching my leftist friends be fooled by leftist propaganda which is just as right as right wing propaganda & being like hey everyone you Have To Fact Check Everything !

my shirt was on backwards all day

me & ash trying to make plans

the fact that we could be together here together sharing our night spending our time but you are gonna choose someone else to be with yes jamie that’s exactly what you’re doing you could be here with me or be there with them as usual guess what you picked no jamie you do not have to go to another pa

i have the gayest job ever, first thing i saw when i opened my laptop today was a client telling me they couldn’t pantone-match the teal i needed for a bag charm and i said out loud to myself “well that’s just perfect.”

Since the end is near… Mall Drag: Chicago returns in May 🛍️

i am utterly overwhelmed by the state of the world today to be sooo completely honest. we are lucky we can rely on each other right now, when personal life issues collide with major world issues it is important to remember you don’t have to carry it all on your own🩷 today i am choosing GRATITUDE

Not to be radical but someone need to k*** that mother fucker

toño with the week one audience sweep… iktr

foot hurts & going to see toño tonight at shine on halsted so yall better let me have a seat somewhere

walked to go deposit my tips so i could order my groceries for delivery so i wouldn’t have to walk to the grocery store to pay in cash #brains #recovery #mastermind #theyrethesamedistance

Pretty ✅ Brunchy ✅

they used to make movies

watching uptown girls to punish myself

family full of pigs ….

pretty brunchy was the best drag show i ever seen

checked my friends locations and they aren’t on their way to splash …

went to the doctor for a foot injury and they marked me as a “high-demand performer” like okayyy y’all saw the gigs!

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uber driver listening to fallen embers by enya talking to me about climate change and how we’re going to run out of fresh water

TONIGHT! OUR LAST WEDNESDAY, A TRUE SIGN THAT SPRING IS COMING