taking drag advice from ash wednesday, oh how the tables have turned

I think we should all start pumping valentía verse on don’t phunk it up ( AS4) st all times for no particular reason

me ordering Uber Eats buy one get one chicken ceasar wraps for just myself in one sitting

Eating good , getting my cookies munched on the beach , getting a tan , tropical weather coursing through my veins , and a fresh passion fruit cocktail . Live laugh love

I HATEEEE when u start watching a series just to find out it got cancelled and you’ll never get a resolution to said show

You’re telling me you don’t feel that plaque on your teeth

nachos

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Chicago drag bases but instead of birthdays it’s a list of bitches in an open relationship

This is your sign to not sign up for anyTHING other than a job application <333 please yall stressing me tf out!

So proud of this one!! @itstono.bsky.social

Damn gena won PhD , tono bouta win shine on .. and I won … and I … and I won a mother fucking TV

If you wanna … last longer… I don’t need faster … I need stronger take it to the sauna

Kickball> splash >roscoes> replay > home > pregame > work party > post party> back home > airport > PUERTOOOOO RICOOOO

Beat up Chanel but it’s coffee and the Chanel is my internal organs

let’s play the touch our toes game

She ate that fucking Coachella stage UP !

Me cause I’m annoying asf 😭

was the runway for tonight lipsync choppped hoe

Me threating to call HR if they keep commenting on my body 🤩🤩🤩

Line cook just asked if I was pregnant …

Not to be radical but someone need to k*** that mother fucker

Me and my soundproof headphones ignoring the homeless man on the train yelling at me

WOR$T T-GIRL IN AMERICA

Drunk as hell going to my first horn shift in 2 years

pretty brunchy was the best drag show i ever seen

Khole park put on masha’s breastplate and made herstory

Shiv is the richest bitch I know

I wish I had friends I can send my sextapes too . They’re kinda puss

Should I ?

It’s a Ki with no context

In a group chat with that nastiest most vile humans on the planet … getting ready for brunch

scissor, spiral, and ash standing next to each other like a group of faggot triplets

I’m dying rn

Sewers when I asked them for a commission

listening to worst girl in america

make sure you leave a bump of k out tn so slayyyter will leave you presents

Girl fuck the cubs

Don’t tell me about ur boyfriend actually

Can I say…. I lived at boots last night the vibes were immaculate

good morning

Drinking espresso Martini in the early afternoon to get rid of hangover … more likely than you think

Going out tn

Lost Roscoe’s DOWNNN… but at least I made an iconic video

Mother daughter fr

I MET JUICY LOVE DION AT ROSCOES

I look crazy … I’m obsessed

Me when I see BABAE diva

Me On my way to the dispo