The hardest front for the prettiest lady

Have you ever seen a pretty girl get ugly like this

Howard Brown dental is a joooke. You wait 3 months for your first visit which is only an X-Ray, then schedule your annual cleaning 4 months from then. I also needed a filling fixed but don’t worry they could get me in for June.

Me and my girly passing the braincell back and forth

Good morning girls I’m feeling like this today

Sometimes I be hating

Please make a different instagram for the porn, queens 😭

what was the point of all that

Hydrate basement during the first week of Freshman 15:

Lady Bunny talks exactly like my grandmother Maxine and it makes my heart warm

The new Gorillaz album is sooo good

two types of girls on vacation

Deleting LinkedIn off my phone 🍾🎉

omg @dan.hausofprophets.art mentioned in Pokopia!!

I think gege fiierce showed up exactly when we needed her

just shaped like an apology

Lowkey love yall

Happy to announce we are back at Steppenwolf for the second iteration of Clue: A Drag Parody! We will be having open auditions this month. For more information click the links below. Audition form: forms.gle/YnWMv5aB5Crq... Character Breakdown and sides: drive.google.com/drive/folder...

yall is she looking at me

I did it. Sign up here: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

She wanted a dreamy room so i gave her the ol’ eternal sunshine

Walk up to a drag queen you don’t know and make fun of her costume. It’s called shade and she will respect you for knowing the culture.

Whoever first decided video game characters needed to have HD forearm veins, I’m sucking it

watchin The Mummy

Whenever @scissorme.bsky.social is out of town I can physically feel my heart hurt

I get to sew all day 🥳

Just heard a white lady fight for her life saying “tres leches tiramisu cake”

sometimes I feel like a girl

They were WFH in Hawaii during the pandemic…

It was the earnestness in her gaggery that made this performance. Like this was real to her.

The burnout/fatigue I’ve been feeling for the past (???) months cannot be real. This has got to be a joke. I’m like not a person

Here we gooooooo!

OG Triators

tadpole is the perfect creature

You ever see a new celebrity that looks like your friend and you just think “I know they’re pissed rn”

Stomach bug has me

Guess who got kicked out of village discount for being white

Ok so they didn’t take them (probably because too valuable??) I’m going to go back and tell them $20/ea is fair

Donating a box of nudes to village discount

Nothing like that first night after you rearranged your room like…I’m on vacation

Need the Dunkin bucket

Every morning I wake up and there is a man asking me to feed him

like hop in the dryer sock!!

My boys are ready to party

Everything’s so nutmegan rn

Bless those people who use IG like Snapchat and send a selfie to 90 people at a time…I will never respond

Whatever Drag Race is doing with snatch game is like watching your cousin keep her 21 year old dog alive