Mood this morning

Intimacy coach just pinned me against the fourth wall 😳😳😳

Good morning, twins

>Yes

Oh—! Sorry for bumping into you with my big fat naturals…these glasses get in my way and my hair is in a bun…will you help me pick up my papers? >Yes >No

Oooh I hate when ru just wants to send a girl home for no reason

Chicago Does: You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown

I used to have a fear of elevators and a great ass

Idk what he wants :/

When you actually create a budget for yourself and realize you’re poor

AWOOGA

Sometimes with weather like this I’m just like….its not fair

The insanity of “reverse discrimination” and “reverse racism” being the only time racists acknowledge the existence of racial injustice. Also, slapping “reverse” in front just emphasizes the fact that only POC can experience racism. White people are not oppressed.

stupid cupid, stop picking on me @dear-jamie.bsky.social

I miss Bad Girls All Star Battle sooo much

Any time Rolf looks concerned at a dog barking on tv I always tell him “that’s just an actor baby” and he chills out

For the longest time I thought “I hope this email finds you well” meant “I hope this found its way to you” and I was like aw

Digging through the archives, this was so fun hahah

that 2 year old grew up to be albert einstein

“Washed up, old, fat Elvis impersonator on the Vegas strip”

Introducing my new line of caffeinated enemas: Butt First Coffee™

🥴🫦😩🥴

I’m so excited for PhD tonight!!! WHO am I seeing at Hydrate?

What are these CDR raps girl I’m so bored

Well guess who just got disqualified for being white

The way Ash Wednesday can fill every moment of silence with the loudest bullshit you’ve ever heard and I’ll never be annoyed…that’s an angel

Just signed an NDA with R*paul’s Dr*g Race!!!! 😱😱

Accidentally wore the briefs that turn into a tuck it up half way through the day Siri don’t send that Siri delete

Me: *to the tarot reader* what does that one evolve into

ashley wednesday back in chicago tomorrow fish nachos

You’re at the cottage, I’m in the goblin cave.

MY GIIIIIRL @smokeykarmikael.bsky.social

Gaining 15lbs of muscle will help me achieve my goals

Him: are you fucking stupid? Us:

Season 18…kinda fierce

Hey film people, I found this fantastic YouTuber who has a really articulate, authentic, and non-pretentious style when talking about film (mostly horror and fantasy), specifically through a female lens. I’ve watched a handful of her vids so far and sharing because I’ve really liked so far

“Do it scared” I’m going to do it when I’m comfortable and prepared to mitigate risk, you radical optimist cuck

Fighting slimes in a lvl 8 dungeon lmk if you want to join my party and fight slimes in a lvl 8 or 9 dungeon

nutmegan stayed at boots last night longer than claire… it really is a new year

So many people on this CDR cast make me feel violent

what if we all just take a moment 🫦

new years :D

In an unexpected twist, Legends ZA might be my favorite pokemon game in the past 10 years

The vibes were so blessed at boots last night I love my life

Happy new year I love seeing everyone’s pics from last night let’s have 2026 every day ❤️

Him: are you fucking stupid? Me: BELLO

In: one ear Out: the other

Making my fab list, I realize I just crave originality and am so burnt out from repetition and pounding trends into the ground and don’t understand why people want to duplicate what everyone else is doing. Where is the pride in your art!!! Where is the effort! Where is the want for MORE!!

2026 Fab List