Accidentally wore the briefs that turn into a tuck it up half way through the day Siri don’t send that Siri delete

Me: *to the tarot reader* what does that one evolve into

ashley wednesday back in chicago tomorrow fish nachos

You’re at the cottage, I’m in the goblin cave.

MY GIIIIIRL @smokeykarmikael.bsky.social

Gaining 15lbs of muscle will help me achieve my goals

Him: are you fucking stupid? Us:

Season 18…kinda fierce

Hey film people, I found this fantastic YouTuber who has a really articulate, authentic, and non-pretentious style when talking about film (mostly horror and fantasy), specifically through a female lens. I’ve watched a handful of her vids so far and sharing because I’ve really liked so far

“Do it scared” I’m going to do it when I’m comfortable and prepared to mitigate risk, you radical optimist cuck

Fighting slimes in a lvl 8 dungeon lmk if you want to join my party and fight slimes in a lvl 8 or 9 dungeon

nutmegan stayed at boots last night longer than claire… it really is a new year

So many people on this CDR cast make me feel violent

what if we all just take a moment 🫦

new years :D

In an unexpected twist, Legends ZA might be my favorite pokemon game in the past 10 years

The vibes were so blessed at boots last night I love my life

Happy new year I love seeing everyone’s pics from last night let’s have 2026 every day ❤️

Him: are you fucking stupid? Me: BELLO

In: one ear Out: the other

Making my fab list, I realize I just crave originality and am so burnt out from repetition and pounding trends into the ground and don’t understand why people want to duplicate what everyone else is doing. Where is the pride in your art!!! Where is the effort! Where is the want for MORE!!

2026 Fab List

Finally playing Pokemon Legends ZA and why is there a porthole looking into the bathroom in my hotel room??

I’m stoned and staring at myself like oh hell yeah baby me

Bisexual be quite challenge

The dog in me’s name is Barkley

I try so hard to keep thirst traps off my TL, then I follow one of you whores and suddenly my suggested feed is all circuit gays

Hey team, why am I feeling inspired, motivated, hopeful, and optimistic about the new year and all the good that is in store for me bc life is what I make it?

Drag queens sure know how to beat one song to death until I never want to hear it again

Hey guys since I’m getting a lot of messages just want to say that no you can’t remove yourself from the raffle Also estimated value is about $7million so this is really good for you actually

Everyone who liked my post has been submitted into a raffle to win being best friends with me for life

Spent my Christmas sick, so I made a coat

Fridge update

I just come home and make lists

I decided I’m not quitting Masterclass. I’ll see you tonight at hydrate to make up my challenges #teamnutmegan

Perez Hilton keeping his foot on Natalie’s neck at the BGC reunion is SO crazy to watch now

And to all a good night

Merry Christmas ❤️ I’m grateful for all the ways my life has changed by being a part of this world. Don’t know where I’d be without you all.

…and all through the house

Boughs of Holly thinking about the Halls rn

- Having sad thoughts - Journaled instead of making my friends responsible for regulating my emotions - Felt better

When they don’t laugh at your joke it’s not your fault. Your ki didn’t fit their lock.

he’s eating his canes and watching his youtube

Bestie said “I don’t know what cross contamination is” I said “sister let me wash your hands when I say this—“

Hey

Have you ever seen a more beautiful man?

Up thinking about down bad lesbian Angelica again

Another day of my coworker talking to herself all morning and expecting a response from me. I’m losing my mind