BOOTS BITCH

Him: are you fucking stupid? Me: BELLO

Haus of Prophets presents: Viva Las Vegas 🎲🎰🃏

my bf at boots rn: there’s a couple people dressed as minions

DRAG TRAITORS 3 🔪🩸 Is in literally 1 week (gag!) and the only way to watch the drama unfold LIVE is by saving this link. See you all on Jan 4th @ 5pm CST 👀 docs.google.com/document/d/1...

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Idk something about today feels significantly better of a day than yesterday idk why

me when i’m a fairy: 🧚🫧✨🫰🏻

The day Annie Andrews decided to represent Christmas Eve in Freshman 15 season 3 DIRECTLY after I chose Christmas, she decided to be on my bad side

Just learned Wuthering Heights is a book???

gonna be mean & say it pisses me off when drag artists don’t improve on their makeup after years what do you mean it’s STILL bad

I said "hey leha want me to take another quick picture we're just hanging out in the basement post-show" and she said "ah ok" and immediately gave me kate moss. this was 2 seconds later. like... how can you not fall in loveee

like i even gagged myself with this one…

morning

DRAG TRAITORS 3 🔪🩸 Cast Reveal - Day 2️⃣ Our next 7 players battling it out in the castle are… Secret Queen Squeaky Banks Miley Swallow Scissor

Mall drag tomorrow FACK!

Nessarose is a c*nt

No cuz Wicked is so back all of January NS !!!!!

Happy Birthday @luvamistoole.bsky.social 💜

Its Still My Biiiiirthhhhhdaaaayyyy

guess who... #DragTraitors3

How old in drag are you before you adopt drag children 🤔??? Asking for an Asian friend…

NEED to feel the emotion in the studio when Toni Braxton was recording Un-Break My Heart

parked at mcdonald’s for 5 minutes & they booted me & are asking for $170 to get it off gonna crash tf out !!!!!

Also, this Wednesday is my last bingo until the new year and it would mean so much to see some friends there 🥺

I explained my gender expression (NB) and how idrc when people call me any pronoun cuz sometimes I look more masculine or more feminine especially when I shave like today. He said “well your moustaches still there”

Random straight guy at my bar tore me bad. Why he say “sir- or ma’am- or whatever you want to be”

it’s TIMEEEEEEEEEE ❄️❄️❄️ Apres ski is tonight and we’re going up for my birthday!!! Tix still available, See you tonight snowflakes 🩵

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Who is #TeamKitty? 😸🩷✨ • • • PhD S2 starts Jan 9th, 9PM at Hydrate Nightclub! 👑

you get it…. you get it! the funny girl wins? see you at hydrate to find out!

Freshman 15 PhD Program is back!! Season 2 features all new WERKS of art and will be hosted by Bambi and Starr Banks. With the legs of Halstead, Ms Cheesecake herself, the legendary DiDa Ritz as head Judge! So excited to see how this one turns out!!

come to BUMP december 27th and meet the REAL SLICKS of Chicago

Think I need to pick up the blue contacts again 🔵🫦🔵

The model play was fab! Y’all should go see it!!

good morning <3

TW: violence Reposting for my sister Haley here bc she’s not on Bsky. Please if you have anything to spare send it my girls way

Yall im almost to 3k followers on TikTok don’t forget to follow me @squeakybanks

Hey can I borrow $8.6k from someone to pay off my student loan debt plz

If you’re not showing hog then PAX it up 😤

Yall I put Heated Rivalry on the tv for Sangria and I on a whim just thinking it’s a new lil cute gay show and that show gagged me bad-

before and after a dunkin $6 meal deal

Now jork it

SpongeBob? Big Guy?? Pants?! Okay!!

Can you spot your faves??

LETS GOOOOOO💋 FAB Lab Allstars - December 16th🫶🏾 Show Promptly @ 8pm💞

Come thru this weekend yall!!! It’s a Banks mfkn show! (And Ben krane)!!! Would love to see yall out n about and supporting the girls! (And Ben krane)

She’s me asfffd