Good morning

Does anyone out here use topstick? The double sided toupee tape? When I started in burlesque that’s what ppl told me to use! I don’t rlly show my boobs like that anymore but I’m Curious what’s goin on with the adhesives these days

yall ms tacky apartment she moved into literally last week caught on fire and she lost everything can we please show her some love and come together to help her through this insane time? & it’s her actual bday today cashapp: $themstacky Zelle: [email protected]

I CAN get through today.

Shitty annoying makes you work while everyone else is at the beach all day job army coming to the beach rn

“I’m bi for attention.” cropped tank top in black, $30. Proceeds go towards my gender affirming care! Laser, HRT prescriptions, doctors appointments, etc. On sale till June 6th! 🫶 Link: transfigureprintco.com/products/im-...

Another round of Ty’s Photobooth coming in hot! Sunday June 14th 12-6pm Roger’s park Sliding scale Link yo sign up below! @tymeup.bsky.social flow.page/candiidapple...

Obsessed with Miz Thang

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Luv and I have decided what potato each potato is: Masha: Idaho Miz Thang: Sweet Pagina: Fingerling

IMPORTANT ‼️

$30 off your first cut with Max at Gordon Salon if you mention me(Paige or pagina idk) or Derry’s name when setting the appt btw!!

LYNZO THE HEARTTHROB NEW SINGLE DROPPED ON STREAMING Y’ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! “GOOD MORNING” OUT NOW.!!!! THIS IS THE SONG OF THE SUMMER IM TELLIN YALLLLLLL!!!!! 😍☀️🌊👙⛱️🏖️🏝️🐚

Goddd hahahaha not to be annoying but the list of gay establishments in chi that won’t book kings is growing haha it’s awesome sorry to be annoying and mention it again hehe it sucks actually idk weeeeee!

The freakfest chopper has taken off and I am still on the ground :( I can’t believe this :(

If you enjoyed Puff Puff Pageant the last two years; please consider tipping my Venmo! This year was sponsored by my own pocket, so anything is appreciated 💛🤞

My two inspo pics for the worm costume btw. Was aiming for somewhere in between in terms of quality and I think I hit it

Priest, diva, mother, milf, worm, jesus, middle schooler

How it feels to chew 5 gum

Wowwwww last night was amazing. When I say judging 14 literal powerhouse performers(+all their collaborators) doing their biggest ones was so fucking hard… believe me. I hope everyone involved is so proud of the work they did— I’m feeling inspired by y’all in so many different ways today!!!❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

tbh if anyone wants to… 😇

Ohhhhh new last minute but VERY inspired costume dropping at Puff Puff tomorrow and I love itttttt!!!!!!!!!

ALWAYS LOOK UP A COUPON ONLINE WHEN YOU’RE BUYING SHIT AT MICHAELS BTW!!!!!!

Choose your 3 of swords fighter!

I’m actually upset that y’all all finally learned how to spell ethereal :(

Weed Continental next week!!! See you all at Fantasy Night Club on Thursday, April 16th!

SHES A WINNERRRRRRRR!!!!!👑👑👑👑

Hey y’all. My good friend Eden is in the ICU rn dealing with a serious infection. If you’ve ever gotten a fierce picture taken at Strapped or Dorothy, there’s a good chance it was taken by her. Please share and donate. gofund.me/5077c69ff

Saw this gorgeous dyke at a lesbian party the other night but was too nervous to ask her name… does anyone know??

Me after every photo I take: “Sometimes it’s not about looking PRETTY🙄🙄”

Why would the government issue DL’s/ID’s that don’t work at the airport? That isn’t a usable ID at that point IM SO ANNOYEDDDDDD

Your pants should be too long or too short btw

PUFF PUFF PAGEANT - Thursday, April 16th @ Fantasy Nightclub 💨😮‍💨 . Dress by moi Hair by La Valeria Méndez Photos by Julez Osco 🍃🍃

Finn Wolfhard and Timothee Chalamet are linked in evil

I love being in love 🥹

What is the most cursed crossover episode you can think of? I think mine would be The L Word and Glee😈

Crisp closed on mondays and yes I did cry a little when I heard the news :(

Les Mis coming to Chicago in May….. ARE WE ALL GONNA GO SHOULD WE GO WHOS GONNA COME WITH MEEEEE???????

I am getting like 3 political texts an hour and they all say the same fuckin thing and I need it to STOP they’re pissing me awfffffff

Yall know what time it is🙈 Come celebrate the HANNAVERSARY with us at Fantasy Nightclub March 26th!

Stream the apple tree under the sea by hemlocke springs for clear skin and abundance✨

Me to my new coworker: do you think I’m bipolar?

BreastMilk Latte

Dyed my hair crazy and actually yes it’s making me happy🙂‍↕️ it’s making me smile😀

THEY GOT A CATHOLIC CLERGY MAN TO COMMENT ON MY GAY POPE!!!!🎊🎊🎊🎊 we’re so up

THE HANDMAIDEN BTW!!!!!🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️😅😍🥳🤩🫨😈❤️‍🔥😍😍😍😍😍

Wearing a pair of jeans I’ve had since 8th grade today

Happy Birthday @pagina420.bsky.social 💜

Just so y’all know… If I had won All King Survivor my insta caption the next day would have been: “Those poor runner-ups may still hold their grudges😔 They padded their cups but I screwed the judge(s)😋✨”

yeah they were on different seasons of Worst Cook in America