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Whoever cursed me, this is who you put a curse on!!!!!!

I wasn’t shocked when I realized I had daddy issues, however, I was gooped, gagged, and gaped when I realized I have mommy issues too

*fully restores your HP as you scroll past*

Slowly but surely becoming the Roger’s park community pole

Kathy griffin was ahead of her time posting that picture of her holding the decapitated trump head and I still stand by her for it!!!!

I just did my taxes and I don’t understand how I’ve been living paycheck to paycheck and now have to find $1000 to pay the government in the next 3 months

Sia said I don’t need dollar bills to have fun tonight and last night I believed she could be right

Apple Music reached DEEP into the pits with this musical oh my god

Ever wanted to host your own show!? Have a show concept/idea? Need a show budget? I will showcase 1-2 “The Chicago Drag Show Presents” Giving the spotlight / platform to others is something I’ve done for years! Please email [email protected] with a show pitch and lets make magic❗️

This morning I found out brava/o in Italian can mean good girl/boy in certain contexts

I unfortunately found a new means of dopamine production (having a top liked comment on an insta post)

First time at Roscoe's Drag Race and wonnnn beef 💙

Have you ever stopped to consider how baking was invented?

If anyone has travel tips for Florence, Rome, and Naples… hit a bitch up 🤪

Gorgeous Italian bear told me to come visit so naturally I’m getting my passport to go fall in love in Italy

Tacky Bus

It’s so cold I wish I was cuddled up with my beautiful husbear (Yam Yam - Survivor 44 and Traitors 4) while we watch our favorite movie and drink hot chocolate 😌

6:45am, don’t wanna go to work, just wanna be a pretty princess and brain rot playing royal kingdom all day

Do you think this is what Marilyn Monroe felt like?

I will not be passive aggressive on the internet I will not be passive aggressive on the internet I will not be passive aggressive on the internet I will not be passive aggressive on the internet I will not be passive aggressive on the internet I will not be passive aggressive on the internet I will

Everyone say Happy Birthday Siri!!! 💖😭🐶

On my way to a dog’s birthday party, this is what happiness feels like

I started doing drag in 2016 rip in peace

Looking through 2016 pics like damn I looked so good in this headshot!!!

If you are looking for ways to better take care of yourself, Finch is an amazing tool to have in your belt! It helped pull me out of a 3 year depression/dissociative cycle and built solid routines that feel like second nature at this point. Plus you can dress the cute penguin up!!!!!!

I will meet Tyra Banks in 2026 I will meet Tyra Banks in 2026 I will meet Tyra Banks in 2026 I will meet Tyra Banks in 2026 I will meet Tyra Banks in 2026 I will meet Tyra Banks in 2026 I will meet Tyra Banks in 2026 I will meet Tyra Banks in 2026 I will meet Tyra Banks in 2026 I will meet Tyra Ban-

And when I come back from Turkey with a full head of hair… what then?

Spot the difference

It’s 2026 and I’ve decided falling in love with a cutie I met in the jackhammer bathroom is all apart of the plan

🙂

Wrecked! At FuckStick

dumb nazi bitch lmao 😂

I had the most vivid dream about going to a gloryhole play space 😬🫣

Do yall know that scene in the ghost haunting movies where the demon gets exorcised from a person/home and there’s a wave of calm and serenity that clears out the foul energy? High key that happened to me recently but like with my inner demons/saboteur

I’ll never forgive Danika Blake for saying there would be a professional photographer and videographer at her one night themed competition and it was just her girlfriend who had just started taking photos 2 weeks prior to the event (and other reasons obvi) (still got this pic tho)

If yall think im annoying now, imagine knowing me when I was hardcore doing musical theatre

Btw

2026 is the year I finally focus my efforts away from penetrative sex to explore it as a (w)hole

Need to consider the untapped markets* when it comes to gay bears *pokemon themed drag shows

ALL MY GIRLS AT THE PARTY LOOK THAT BODY SHAKIN THAT THING LIKE YOU NEVER DID SEE GOT A NICE PACKAGE ALRIGHT GUESS IM GONNA HAVE TO RIDE IT TONIGHT

Apple Music took me on a journey to a past life

My grandpa once said “if you’re good at something don’t do it for free” and sadly this mouth has been working overtime with no pay 😞

If you're arrested in Illinois protesting the illegal invasion of Venezuela, and your court date is during or after my return from surgery (last week of February), I can potentially represent you pro bono. Email me at [email protected].

It’s 2026 and I’ve healed enough, bring me a 2-6 month long, soul crushing situationship 😈

Gooning is a state of mind

Heavily in my top era

Yall NEED to watch this!! youtu.be/G5_uaLKpoRQ?...

I need a butterfinger blizzard rn like I need air