Migraine hitting me so fierce today

Love crashing out and then realizing it’s all going to be okay

Didn’t watch drag race yesterday and somehow it hasn’t been spoiled for me (yet)

Faces? Painted

He did something catastrophic to my psyche because I went from 99.7% celibate to dick hungry dog in one night 😵‍💫🐶

Honestly, getting called into work on a night I had plans while Chicago is in a shroud of wildfire smoke is kinda ass but nevertheless… she persists

Multipass

Went cruising and this guy made it very apparent he was not interested by making buzzing sounds while shooing me away like a fly ☺️

What will pb see first? - this skeet - the message I sent on insta asking an important scheduling question (pb if you see this skeet first hmu)

Thinking about how Chifaguette came to my bon fire on the beach in full drag for literally 5 minutes to give me a hug, get a cookie, and look at the waves

Just found out one of my new fave artists is ai

RIP Bonnie Tyler. And RIP Tandi Iman Dupree. This remains the best stage entrance by a drag queen of all time, even some 25 years later, and the best use of Tyler’s “Holding Out for a Hero” ever. youtu.be/IHQA5vqn6rw?...

Lord have mercy a bisexual beefy big bulged Latino just toured our apartment and it took everything I had to not flirt

I GET TO SEE TACKY TONIGHT 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

Woke up excited for 2150 and the government creating super ai to save us from destruction 🥹😍

Mmmmm Costco hot dog

Sometimes I think about how I used to be so anxious about being unprepared for any situation that I constantly wore a back pack to the club

I’m still manifesting yall

Queening out with my gay client and discussing our trips to Folsom

Bon fire on the beach save me

Important work going on in Candii Land

Jewel Osco is actually committing robbery by charging 7.99 for a 12oz box of name brand rice crispies

Drag performer ➡️ DJ pipeline is strong my friends

me when i’m at the cutie patootie off and im winning by a landslide 📸: @tymeup.bsky.social

And did 📸: @tymeup.bsky.social

Clowns are the new pups

Patiently waiting for my yamaphotos so I can immediately change all of my profile pics

Like???????

Loooooove to say “long story short” and tell the longest story of all time

My algorithm is about to be crazy

July rent was paid on time!!! Thank you to everyone who donated, shared, liked, etc!!! 💖💖💖

Fat boys are so hot jfc

Lake house weekend ☺️☺️☺️

I think our third roommate had a job for 1 week to get us off her back and now she’s back to being home 24/7…

9:45am and I want flan BAD

Watched some 🌽 and saw 777 likes on 3 different posts…. Inch resting

The cuck chair’s latest visitor

Having a migraine 😍😌🤪😂😊

Give em Shell 🐚💛 Look by me Photos by Secret Queen

A pirate’s life for me 🪎 Photos by @secretqueen.bsky.social Hat by me Hair by Tory Corset by @trishacan.bsky.social Skirt by @spjork.hausofprophets.art Nails by @dan.hausofprophets.art Belts by @heynutmegan.bsky.social Hat recreation from Erik Charlotte

I really believe the divine energy that surrounds us speaks to me via tumblr texts posts

Son of a son of a sailor fish Photos by @secretqueen.bsky.social Outfit by @trishacan.bsky.social and I Original design by Erik Charlotte

I’ve only seen Anita and Spjörk’s pics from the new hop shoot and I’m already gooped gagged and gargled

Getting home from the beach and showering is a life changing experience

If you’re charging me $2 for honey mustard it better come in a bowl with a ladle

I’ll say it with my full chest: deciding not to be friends with someone because they don’t want to fuck is WEIRD behavior!!!!

Girl I’m trashed at this pride pub crawl

Didn’t get to experience this but I did get to experience Donna Summer’s I Feel Love at a bonfire next to the crashing waves of Lake Michigan on the eve of the full moon with some wonderful friends… and it was beautiful

Idk vibes were immaculate