Telling people my favorite fruit 😍💖🥰

Woke up thinking about how much money I spent on Kim Kardashian: Hollywood

Being a bottom’s bottom feels like an ultimate compliment, you know?

happy tdov 🩵🩷🤍 here’s me in 2012 a few months on estrogen. she would be so proud of where we are today! and in difficult times i think back to her and how shy and scared she was- we’re here and we’re grown now baby girl!!! 🏳️‍⚧️

I audibly gasped when I saw this ad

I need Paul Hollywood to smack my tongue with it and call me a good boy

Pronoun check in the middle of giving head was kinda fierce tbh!!!!

I’ve been saying this!

So proud of my sister!! 💖

Tom of Finland but with fat people

I put my entire pussy into this spinach and artichoke dip and break pudding btw

Princess made us blood orange margs last night and it’s all I can think about today 🤤🤤🤤

Most fuckable cereal mascot, argue with yourself!!

I took an amazing lewd the other day and I’m still riding high on that dopamine

Do it for Harambe!

A couple old friends randomly hit me up this weekend and sent me nut vids with the sound on completely out of the blue like I’m the luckiest girl in the world rn 🥰

Did you hang out with your friend if you didn’t take any pictures of their pet?

lol she got his ass and he knows it

You got that you got that you got that milk money I got that I got that I got that milf money

Walking around Naperville in my Viva Sluts hoodie

A bleach blonde bear is always gonna flood my basement idk what to tell you

Rewatching attack on titan is WILD knowing the whole anime!!!!!!

This is a really weird way to describe a phone number cops can call to find kids to kidnap

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Happy Birthday @deltabadhand.bsky.social 💜

roscoe village this morning- ICE activity is not slowing down, they’re just moving differently to avoid noise

Zohran Mamdani being the 111th mayor of NYC feels like such a breath of fresh air because 111 is the sign of new beginnings and positive manifestation

Today’s Candii’s birthday like that bitch really is my other half, I’d be nothing without her. Anyways here’s her first time out in public (Halloween)

I’ve been trying soooo hard to stay positive today and then I found out a Burlington opened close to my apartment. Yall we are SOOOOO back 🥹🥹🥹

What if I turned my focus on being Chicago’s premier Lady Gaga impersonator? Like come on we look exactlyyyy the same!!!!

Sometimes I forget my dad was riff raff in the Boston rocky horror shadow cast in the late 80’s/early 2000’s like low key my dad is cool as fuck

Me at my friends at 3:01 after waiting in the Charlie’s line with them for 15 minutes

I hate gay Halloween, what do you mean you’re slutty Carrie Bradshaw’s “Carrie” necklace?

Prop broke as I walked into boots but at least I got pics at the pregaaaaaame

20 minute mug challenge in 2025

this was crazy of us ngl

HAPPY HALLOWEEN and cum to boots 🎃

Now when I’m wearing all gold at boots tonight and yall see my bag and shoes don’t match, mind your business!

This costume is about to be soooooo niche and sooooooo cunt

Holloween 2013 will forever leave me speechless because why did I get in a lot of trouble at my job (Coldstone creamy) because this was “going too far”?

Finding out ADHD is more than just being hyper and/or having attention issues is kind of wild like what do you mean it’s causing me to be an insatiable dopamine seeking cumslut?!?! 😭😭😂

I can’t stop saying fierce

High key the literal most important part of my Halloween costume is fragile as hell 😂😭😂😭

As soon as something touches my tongue, *as soon as*, I can taste it

With SNAP/EBT cuts looming I highly recommend downloading this app! Basically restaurants and other food businesses will have available bags of random food they don’t wanna waste for ppl to buy for hella cheap! This has saved me sooooo many times when I only have $5 and need some food.

Happy Birthday @smokeykarmikael.bsky.social 💜

I thought I was serving in this 20 minute mug for a production of rock of ages in 2016

Thinking about Gracie Doritos Couture

it would be so so sexy for you to book me in November 😍😍😍😍 [email protected]. I *will* give a show stopping performance each and every time! Facts are facts America