Is Fat Ass Friday a thing??

Enjoy yourself today!

Am I a lawyer because I make a lot of money and it lets me buy things for my friends? Let’s discuss

Sorry atmosphere has the best playlist of any bar in Chicago

In this essay I’ll explain why how bad do u want me is actually one of the most genius pop songs ever

Eaten good these last 2 days

Happy #fcf bros, from my locker room bate sesh last week 🤤

Time to unwind 😏

Needs licks

Post Christmas chest n shoulders day

Douched and ready to go. See you on the dance floor 😈

How about you unwrap this 🎁 #bush #hairybush #malepubes #hairycock #fullbush #hairyman #hairygay #hairychest

humpty dumpty

He’s missing the sunshine

Oops! It popped out.

Get your face in dad’s musky pits son. This sweaty tank is going to a good boy who’s horny to huff on dad’s scent #pits #musclebear

🎄 ʜᴏʟᴇ-ɪᴅᴀʏ ʜᴏʟᴇ ᴛʜʀᴇᴀᴅ 🎄

I’m ready for the man with the sack😈

The best Christmas gift would be fat sweaty cheeks on my face tbh

Tummy on a Tuesday

Hairy puppy hole for you 🐶🐽✨

Literally what was SJP’s crime in The Family Stone? Having a cellphone? Being a businesswoman?

mall Santa of the year, 2005

merry crimus eve and a happy hump day

Chinese food en route, have spiked egg nog and Muppets Christmas Carol on, Merry Christmas :)

My therapist said I need to find creative ways to make the gym more fun in order to reach my fitness goals. Am I doing it right?

2025 | December

Last lift before Christmas

Life’s a bitch and then you die. Go fuck more 🫵

It’s not gonna cooled itself

Softie

Goals goals goals goals 🫠🫠🫠

Turns out the secret to feeling really good most of the time is staying consistent with the gym, sleeping well, and cutting out most alcohol??? Who knew!

Started my morning smothered under fat cheeks :)

Hit the pen one too many times and got a little too stoned at the Hanukkah party 😬

Just out here raw doggin 285lbs!

i feel hot but i can’t work the algo here or on twitter 🫡

Breakfast sausage?

Legs + cardio done

Long Johns >

#newCoach #pushDaBulk

Old pic, same fat cock. #fcf

Who’s the fairest of them all? 🪞 #fcf

Come take care of dad #belly #daddybear

Oops. Ate 3000 calories for dinner lol

Chicago’s hottest club is the quads posing room

Rub it and tug it

I want my traps to be up to my ears