It’s not going to suck itself 😈

How do we feel about furry Dad butt? 😁

He popped out to say hi :)

Snowed in with Dad 👨🏻

Softie Sunday with Dad 👨🏻

How’s the view down there? 😌

Wanna cuddle up with Dad to keep warm?

It’s furry, just how you like it ☺️

Can Dad stretch you out? 😈

He’s waving at you bro 😉

Sit on Dad’s lap? It’ll make everything better 😉

Wake me up with a blowjob 🥴

You giving Dad’s sweaty balls a sniff? 🐽

Dad’s got a forest down there 🌲

Do you like Dad’s bush? 😉

My bush says hi

The pheromones are strong today bro 😵‍💫

Bros just smell better 🐽

Back me up in Rivals? 😈🎮

Is it cool if we strip down to watch the game bro? 🏈

This scratch & sniff kinda stinks bro

I’m bricked up 🧱

Friday night and I’m musky and edging in my bedroom 😵‍💫

Need a musky boy bouncing on it 🥴🐽

We wrestling bro?

Swap pheromones bro?

Smile if you like being goon fuel for your bros 😁😵‍💫

Bury your face in your bros sweaty butthole? 🐽

Got the whole room smelling like dick and butthole 😵‍💫🐽

It’s gonna be cold today, stay warm in my hole? 🐽

Normalize swapping stink with your bro 🐽

Can I sit on your face, even though it’s musky bro? 🐽

Hairy dad hole or hairy dad pole? 😋

I text you this, wyd?

Post 4 dick pics to defend your dick card

Need a musky bro that wants to bounce on it 🐽

Proudly displaying erection for you 😌

Snowed in and stroking my dick

Smile if you like hairy Dad bush 😁😈

It’s gonna be a cold weekend, I’ll keep you nice and warm in my furry butt ☺️

We cuddling?

I’m the “hole” package 😜📦

I like when I can smell how a guys day went 🐽

Smells like frat bro in here

Want a whiff bro? 🐽

Wanna bate bro?

Taste how my day went 🐽

Got some wood that needs taken care of? 🪵

Putting in extra hours at the office 😉

Bounce on it like a bro?