Um guys I have to freaking walk to work in this shit

sorry if I ever forgot to respond to your text it’s just that im a bad person

There's never been a shortage of creativity or talent in humanity, just a shortage of resources and opportunity

Getting new brushes is such a game changer

Im happy

Accidentally hit follow all in this chat fuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkk

I used to destroy at Jackbox games

I'm steaaaaaak

Having a beautiful transsexual night tn

Like what's uppppppppppppp yaaaaall

Bella should've picked Jacob

Fu k I love wine

Ricky just said I have a huge ginormous ass

I wish instagram actually functioned. Can I please have a word with Mark

I love Haus of ***!!!

One photography class will change a gay person's whole life

THIS IS TONIGHT!!!!!!! SHOW AT 10 O CLOCK SHARP THIS IS SERIOUS PEOPLE!!!!! TICKETS AT THE DOOR! EVEN CHEAPER ONLINE! CHEAP DRINKS! THE WHOLE CREW IS GETTING CONCEPTUAL AF TONIGHT!!!!! tinyurl.com/5h96fkw2

GAY PPL

you will never experience more severe emotional manipulation than at the hands of a gay bottom who still says “im baby”

Dollar drink night got me

I kind of secretly love getting hate messages on Grindr. Oh babe, you think I'm as insecure as you? 🤣

She sweet on my pot until I tato

Arm The Dolls 🏳️‍⚧️💗 Tinkaton inspired look by me Hammer by @glitterytrashcat.bsky.social

Fuck, marry, kill: sweet potatoe fries, tater tots, fried Buffalo cauliflower

Im going to literally walk a tightrope 300 feet in the air

Need drafts ohhhh my godddddd

Inside every person there are 2 wolves

In: bed

Lebbiams

I would be hubby material if it wasn't for this damn cursed amulet

Strict top with a jiggly ass for WHAT

In: wine in the club, self validation, long phone calls, intrinsic motivation, mint tea, 2000s radio hits Out: self sabotage, sympathy baiting, grabbing my hips to move around me in the club(🔫), air fryers

Not to typecast but I cannot wait for the yur unkle/pagina heated rivalry drag number

Don't put that man's face on my feed

she fujoshi on my thirl till i yaoi

My Roommate's Cat Is A Fujoshi AMA

D'Arcy Carden owns my whole ass actually

I miss A League of Their Own 😔

Boyblogging

Me

Don't talk to me until I've had my Lidocaine

OKAY SO I WON FRESH FACES!!?!?!? FUCK!!!!!!!!

Transitioning is endless

Thinkin about the thick cut beef bacon waiting in my fridge rn.......

GARY I NEED LIKES ON INSTAGRAM

The first time I ever saw Lila Star perform, I went up to her after and complimented her dancing. She replied, "Baby I don't dance.... I just move" and that's on drag

Me and Dragula aren't friends anymore

Team building activities, like logging onto Grindr all at once and comparing notes