She sweet on my pot until I tato

(chicago drag base voice) happy birthday tiki vonté !

does anyone have a cigarette

If you're arrested in Illinois protesting the illegal invasion of Venezuela, and your court date is during or after my return from surgery (last week of February), I can potentially represent you pro bono. Email me at [email protected].

the proprietary file types for apple devices are my 13th reason

i can’t believe it has been 2016 for ten years

It was serious

instead of a sappy 2025 recap on a public profile here's my favorite videos i took or saved in 2025

now that it's december 31st i can post the REAL ins and outs of 2026

The Circus is so back 💛😭

Idk if these are necessarily my fav selfies of 2025 but they’re the first ones I found in my camera roll that I really liked.

first loss of my entire pokemon playthrough

1984

i love a cigarette more than most people and i just wanna be clear- this event was deeply cishet. if i attend any queer event at a space that DOES NOT EXPLICITLY ADVERTISE SMOKING INDOORS and i see this shit??? youre getting yelled at. disrespectful, disgusting, deplorable behavior. go outside.

grove st. party by waka flocka flame? uh, yeah. grab the damn poppers

c*sh*pp should not be sending me all these damn notifications that Arent Money

there was a point at the show last night where i watched a bi girl make all her cishet guy friends do poppers like BULLIED them and then i looked back 2 seconds later and they were all the best dancers they would be all night

the little hand shaped thing on the floor of the club. was in fact a hand

smoking cigarettes indoors at the venue im at rn is crazy

being deeply humbled by the hair of straight cis bleached blonde women rn

all drag is VALID. all drag is MARKETABLE. except whatever christopher belmont has going on

i come up with the least palatable ideas for the biggest shows in chicago

Wanna be apart of the award winning drag show? Come One Come All to Spjörk’s Circus! 💛🤡 18+ open stage opportunity! docs.google.com/forms/d/1Jgr...

i got the matching light up sweater too

i think a lot about this project. assignment was to "create a map out of collage" and i created a mental map tracking the increasing anxiety as the train got closer to school ... sorry for the garbage jpegs i ripped from an old tumblr account i am also crushed by the fact i probably threw this away

ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes! MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes

hey heated rivalry fans if youve been enjoying gay hockey boys i cannot reccomend @offsidenewsco.bsky.social (offsidenewsco.com) owned and operated by some of my best friends in the world, its an entirely queer-staffed hockey news network!! they discuss everything from books to games to culture

its actually really disappointing to see such a downtick in Transformers Pornography if you all want to fuck and suck a robot bulge that bad

transmasc gogo boy revolution

survived another christmas

caught my first eevee and it already knows a fairy type move

got the one i wanted most despite thinking they were all cute i am blessed and highly favored

if ur wondering how i get so many little guys under these conditions- i am always an open and welcome rehome for duplicates/ones u find ugly/etc. also a blind box is always a good present for me bc if i dont spend money on it / see the money being spent it has less of an effect HAHA

i deserve a silly little object from miniso. i know this about myself

i think i could bite my way through multiple layers of steel if the prize was a bigger plate from panda express with a honey walnut shrimp upcharge

I frequently remember the wisdom of le sserafim. all the girls ARE girly girling…

femboy transgender gogo dancer ... its more likely than you think

100% pure love is a perfect song

nephewposting! please if u have a few dollars to spare ... help out my favorite weird little guy

good morning

dream blunt rotation - dominant women, and im the blunt

The VengaBus is coming… eventually…

me n my bus

gag at fantasy nightclub. 1 hour. be there

Go to Gag! Then steamworks to celebrate my last weeks of being 25!!

nova got me blind boxes for christmas and Spjörk came in one of them?

50 degrees in chicago winter .... espresso by sabrina carpenter weather