BIG CHEESER
@mercythemare.bsky.social
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it’s murky! it’s me! don’t ask too many questions
showing up to work violently hungover and my phone on 20 percent i feel so ashamed wednesday fish SEND ME 100 DOLLARS NOW
about 12 hours ago
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#tikivonté
1 day ago
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i asked if i can quit my job and they said yes im allowed
5 days ago
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uptown deli guy just said “see you tomorrow” what do you think he meant by that
12 days ago
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got home from work at 330 yesterday and laid down just woke up at 4am fierce
13 days ago
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damn this sandwich kinda smells like wetdog what’s wetdog? this pussy baby
14 days ago
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helvetikah is the only bitch i need to see do zombieboy she would have wiped both of them
16 days ago
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working a shift with skater saved me
16 days ago
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i can’t stand ugly bitches especially when they dare to be bald
17 days ago
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3rd time i’ve locked myself out of my apartment this year and every time i’ve been fine because i love not panicking
19 days ago
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just found out my biggest opp died 6 months ago and nobody even told me all meal prep cafe rot in hell you nasty bitch
27 days ago
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woke up to texts from my sister saying she sucked 4 dicks in one day and a voice note from my daughter saying she got a 40 year old cross dresser to buy her and her friends drinks… my family my impact
about 1 month ago
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now who in their right mind would make a physical threat towards me when has that ever ended well
about 1 month ago
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speaking of eating: had two of these beauties last night and i’m not saying it wasn’t worth it but i am saying the body DOES keep the score
about 1 month ago
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the half resuscitated corpse of berlonk looks ugly as fuck
about 1 month ago
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they fired half my department so if you need a job hmu i guess lmao
about 2 months ago
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just saw the man that literally put the shirt on my back
about 2 months ago
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i don’t have enemies anymore EXCEPT this guy that shoves in front of me to get on the bus every morning then walks slow as fuck the whole way
about 2 months ago
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love when my doctor tells me about what he did at belly up 🥰🥰
about 2 months ago
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they’re breathing hot breath on my nachos baby i’m already rolling burritos
about 2 months ago
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damn it’s like nobody wants to go get martinis on a sunny beautiful sunday afternoon anymore we used to be a real country
about 2 months ago
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since i missed belly up last night ill be hosting belly down in my apartment starting right now bears come over put your belly down on me
about 2 months ago
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me and this giant babybel. babybelXL
about 2 months ago
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not only am i cheesy, im corny too
add a skeleton here at some point
2 months ago
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reposted by
BIG CHEESER
Ann Arquía 🪩
2 months ago
Yeah I'm corny??? I'm Midwestern?????
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hear me out
2 months ago
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fat white opium trade at the shein factory okay okay
2 months ago
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just pissed all over betty thefts toilet seat AMA
2 months ago
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reposted by
BIG CHEESER
Stephanie, Philosopher
2 months ago
Why do butts look like that? And by that I mean So Fucking Good
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unemployed as fuuuuck (work full time but get off at 2pm the day is mine to enjoy every day)
2 months ago
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and yeah helvetikah blak stoole is my favorite drag queen no further questions
2 months ago
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cut some mimolette and also put together a bed frame by myself today
2 months ago
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martini night okayyyyy
2 months ago
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i saw god in this juicy love dion tonight
3 months ago
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i’ve been celebrating international women’s day by terrorizing gay men
3 months ago
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turns out if you tell one of those 5 am taxis “suck my fucking dick” they’ll just drive you home how fun
3 months ago
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who wants to go to wils before belly up 🤩
3 months ago
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abc agender bisexual cheesemonger
3 months ago
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i’m FREEEEEEE 🤠🤩🤠🤩🤩😭
3 months ago
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doing something brave today (walking to get hotpot by myself)
3 months ago
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facetiming boo boo KITTY and he’s wearing cat ears and just meowed…
3 months ago
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wrote a funny little bio thinking it was just going to my new store and it got sent to the entire midwest
3 months ago
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i’m gonna be a cheesemonger again 🤩🤠🤩🤠🫡🫡
3 months ago
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luv being the seamstress of the ami’s and the stooles
4 months ago
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credit score just went up should i get higher too?
4 months ago
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i felt just like ilya rozanov yesterday (hockey player sucked my dick then i went to a nightclub and glared at people)
4 months ago
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taking the power back from dom guys by cumming first then making them leave
4 months ago
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stealing from chanel yall need anything?
4 months ago
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neutral genas family tree is a circle
4 months ago
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i actually had a great night but laying on my friends couch alone in a thong with no pants or shirt to my name isn’t exactly a kii
4 months ago
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