i don’t have enemies anymore EXCEPT this guy that shoves in front of me to get on the bus every morning then walks slow as fuck the whole way

love when my doctor tells me about what he did at belly up 🥰🥰

they’re breathing hot breath on my nachos baby i’m already rolling burritos

damn it’s like nobody wants to go get martinis on a sunny beautiful sunday afternoon anymore we used to be a real country

since i missed belly up last night ill be hosting belly down in my apartment starting right now bears come over put your belly down on me

me and this giant babybel. babybelXL

not only am i cheesy, im corny too

Yeah I'm corny??? I'm Midwestern?????

hear me out

fat white opium trade at the shein factory okay okay

just pissed all over betty thefts toilet seat AMA

Why do butts look like that? And by that I mean So Fucking Good

unemployed as fuuuuck (work full time but get off at 2pm the day is mine to enjoy every day)

and yeah helvetikah blak stoole is my favorite drag queen no further questions

cut some mimolette and also put together a bed frame by myself today

martini night okayyyyy

i saw god in this juicy love dion tonight

i’ve been celebrating international women’s day by terrorizing gay men

turns out if you tell one of those 5 am taxis “suck my fucking dick” they’ll just drive you home how fun

who wants to go to wils before belly up 🤩

abc agender bisexual cheesemonger

i’m FREEEEEEE 🤠🤩🤠🤩🤩😭

doing something brave today (walking to get hotpot by myself)

facetiming boo boo KITTY and he’s wearing cat ears and just meowed…

wrote a funny little bio thinking it was just going to my new store and it got sent to the entire midwest

i’m gonna be a cheesemonger again 🤩🤠🤩🤠🫡🫡

luv being the seamstress of the ami’s and the stooles

credit score just went up should i get higher too?

i felt just like ilya rozanov yesterday (hockey player sucked my dick then i went to a nightclub and glared at people)

taking the power back from dom guys by cumming first then making them leave

stealing from chanel yall need anything?

neutral genas family tree is a circle

i actually had a great night but laying on my friends couch alone in a thong with no pants or shirt to my name isn’t exactly a kii

does anyone in edgewater have a dog i can walk today plz

sometimes it’s ok for a bestie duo to just be a gayguy and a fierce queen instead of 2 drag queens

tiki and mercy

they should let me hit every ice agent with a big truck go kablooey

athena dion is one of the most delusional bitches of all time i LOVE her and know she would HATE me irl

diagnosed my tattoo artist as nonbinary bear trade

luc painting my husband in a mercy-esque mug i love life

theeeres some chubby chasers up in here

in a facetime group that covers the entire gender spectrum and an entire foundation range

i’m her BODYGUARD never forget have some shit to say about her say it to me first see how that works out for you!

is this a safe space to say heated rivalry might’ve actually saved my life like i was doing really really bad a month ago and didn’t quite foresee making it to 2026 then the little fujoshi show came into my life and sparked just enough joy that everything became more okay even though nothing changed

hungies as fuck

i would’ve won week 1 of ghoul school if i hadn’t been hit by a car. i could have been the best artist of all time if my brain wasn’t the way it was. im 26 and i’ve been dead for years.

i actually have a very close and personal link with god she listens to me the issue is she’s just a bit of a troll

sometimes all you need is a fat old irish man sitting on your face at 11am

i was the peoples princess at bearsmas

made the mistake of going to the anvil where the bartender tired to shake me for not having a drink order the second i walked in the door so i had him make me a drink and left without touching or paying for it nasty little f word