Nathan Lane and Laurie Metcalf in Death of a Salesman ohhh I must watch that 👹

The story goes that Madonna got tired of taking pictures for the cover of Ray of Light and evil photographer M*r*o T*st*no said they had to keep going. Madonna yelled no baby you work for me and we’re done. He said “no let’s keep going” and then took this picture.

I never pretend to be something I'm not. You get what you see, when you see what I've got ✨

People are mad Olivia Rodrigo is in a baby doll dress calling it pedo bait??!!!! People are SICK. This country lets actual pedos walk free and run the world and there’s guilt and blame transference like it’s all so messed up.

Someone called discord woke Sharon needles in the comment and I 😭

Sometimes I love when the fashion girls look chopped because I’m like yes exactly. You’re human. You’re real. I respect you. You’re not a Barbie doll. You get to experiment and be the only one that thinks what you’re wearing is fierce. It’s an empowering part of the process for everybody.

Me when yall don’t wear pasties

Like I know im puss but when I’m sick I feel chopped why is this wig see through

And when I tell you the start of this week was supposed to be kii after kii like I’m sitting here in bed like damn fuck my drag

I’m sick honey in the head but also I have a respiratory infection honey oh yessss honey cough cough slay in bed all day with DayQuil so your pride can be free to love whoever you want queen!

production numbers…conceptual drag…full scale theatrics in the club…it all leads back to Her

Do I know anyone who has experience with HR at work??? I need advice lol I work in retail

The tea about working white people. I will always go back to this quote. It’s so basic. But quarterly I’m dragged back to it, borne back ceaselessly into the past type tease.

My mother was a beauty queen in Peru for something. Not sure. When she dies I’ll ask her in my sleep. If I’m her son when she’s alive, I can’t be anything else. I love how she tried, and someday I’ll love her just as much as she loves me. But today I have grief for something I could never have.

It’s Mother’s Day and if you hate this day or this day hates you fuck it! Live your life, be your own mother, be your mom’s mother but don’t get crazy, have a lovely day together, don’t text that bitch! Buy her a gift, talk about how fabulous, evil, trying her best, or just ok she is. Love you 💋

happy mothers day to her

As we approach Pride season, a reminder.

If you see me out tonight I put way too much perfume on I’m so sorry

Any divas wanna go to a wig store together bc I need to figure out base units so I can make shit happen for my upcoming gigs. Kinda hate ordering online 🫶🏼

⚠️ For anyone who is driving to bump tn do NOT park on division they will tow and impound ur shit after midnight IMMEDIATELY ⚠️

Can one uber smell good for me just one

James Charles shoulda jumped from that Australian hotel window

Morgan tearing sorry I love her

Each bracket needs to start with group number, and reading challenge. Then get into something else. Like I can’t do this.

No eliminations and everyone knows each other and only 6 queens in the room at once means this shit is the most boring inoffensive shit ever. Like truly this is so boring.

This is SO BORING OMG

Bracket 1 flop

My perfect day? I cancel my plans, bundle up on the couch, and watch Bethenny Frankel perform a live execution on television.

I’m sure the quality is outstanding. But the w******ss blondes are hideous.

Oh these women are EVIL down I’m eavesdropping boots

Table full of young women next to me and they’re loudly talking about how they would leave their boyfriends if they got fat or ugly and not only are they making me side with a man which I hate, they’re also making the one fat person at their table feel bad. Like I genuinely hate it here.

They have caffeine free Diet Coke on the soda machine oh my god 😭😭😭

Sometimes you just gotta let someone be delusional and dig their own grave. Just smile and wave honey bc it’s not your job to rescue people. Not your circus.

Why do I want neon yellow hair like lady Gaga 😭

So someone broke into my car and took my airbag out from it. #stopasianhate Venmo: SqueakyBanks 🙃🙃🙃

Last week I saw a dead bat and today my landlord told me the beautiful tree in front of my apartment is dead. The time for rebirth is now.

HIIIIII

Must we smoke weed on the train.

There wasn’t a single day in Peru that I wasn’t bullied for being feminine. For 18 years. And yet the most famous woman in the country was a drag queen. I’ll never ever take that for granted. One day I’ll thank her.

oh

Corny

This sentence would kill a Victorian child

guys! we should all go to kiss n tell this saturday!!

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It’s me your little Venice bitch 🫦

Thinking about Bucky Done Gun by M.I.A. Wow.

Me watching everybody fight this week completely lost

@gracie abrams, why did you create the hantavirus

Jan Jan she’s a man

Do I love the met fashion? Not really a lot of it was bad. But some of it was fierce. Is every celebrity there complicit and bloodthirsty for hunger and fame at the expense of everyone else? Because that man and his wife are destroying the planet? Yes 🫶🏼