I have never experienced the thrill of Monique’s reunion binder until *tonight*. When I tell you when she talked about Gizelle’s man and Karen asks Gizelle if he’s coming to the reunion… and Gizelle says “no”? Shivering and cooing. #RHOP

If Rob wins and Colton is in the finale I want traitors to be cancelled 🫶🏼

If anything gives me hope it’s cross dressing and lip syncing. It’s lipstick and mascara. It’s everyone’s commitment to the art of drag and the art of being an audience amid all the chaos. I’m glad to be one of y’all. It makes me happy and lifts my spirit.

I’ve glued my eyelid open by putting glue on the lash line bc my eyes water fierce and then it makes my lash wonky because one eye can’t physically close.

Unfriendly reminder, AI is being used to destroy trust. Do not normalize the use of AI. AI can not reliably enhance videos or low-quality images. This is the quiet replacement of reality. Do not let this be normalized.

I have a confession: I have hated virtually everything Shakira has done since Sale El Sol. It’s all been so bad.

If my house ever sets ablaze I’m going to go on the news and say “I believe my house shouldn’t be on fire” and expect everyone to clap.

makeup by Dee on Chappell Roan for the Resonator Awards

that dress from ashi studio couture looks like a painting

just choked on my beverage

“Hey im a loser actually” lol

My rent is actually too high lmao i hate that for me

Ru looks incredible on uk vs the world omg

Drag race queens don’t make ugly merch challenge or don’t make cute merch with a stupid quote in the back challenge

Whoever put the Wii sports music to naysha dancing … academy award

The universe to me just now

The way that the universe just told me to get off the cross… insanity I hear you diva. I hear you.

Sometimes I feel like I’m 32 & I should have everything I want & I should feel like I deserve it all. That feeling is probably one of the heaviest anchors in my life atm. This concept of “deserving” is so pervasive. I could *just* clean my house, but then the “deserve” cloud appears. It’s so tiring.

What is in the air today

A lot of the times anything happens about anything, as an outside eye, I get the sense that nobody who’s mean has been read to filth in a real life context outside of the internet. And I actually think having the fight would help *a lot*. Or at least moving arguments to an in person setting.

honestly i’m just really over how nastily and publicly so much of chicago drag talks about fat people

Oh it’s mental self flagellation o clock for me boots

I said she did this for a citizenship and someone laughed but here we are!!!!

Update 😭

*Halfway through my tour of Italy plate* “ You want to know about love? Saraghina will tell you.”

Getting on TikTok and saying “I’ve gotten too comfortable eating” like that’s a bad thing is actually psychotic

I’m sorry Candiace is a miserable woman I’m so sorry I can’t watch this season while she milks this victim mentality like she didn’t wave a knife in Ashley’s face last season. #RHOP

These women are on this high horse telling Monique she is a bad example meanwhile Wendy got arrested for insurance fraud, Robyn owes $90k in taxes, and Gizelle is talking about her reputation as a preachers wife when the preacher fucked half the congregation while they were married! #RHOP

I actually can’t take a half season of Candiace unable to own the fact that she has egged many of these women on and Monique just happened to give her what she was asking for. This is insane! Monique wasn’t right for hitting Candiace but Candiace was not right either! #RHOP

ohhhh i’m jealousssss✨ 📸: @fall0nxx.bsky.social edits by me in style of fallon

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Omg drag queen burger night is finally here

The terror that ICE and CBP have inflicted on the children of the Twin Cities is, by itself, a crime of scandalous proportions that will forever stain this country's moral fabric, and all those responsible should never know another day of peace. www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...

Removal is not enough.

So stressed out I slept all day lmao

Performing for burgers will be really awkward if we end up at Olive Garden but I’m not opposed

[stares directly into the camera]

Idk yall this is kinda ugly #fashionsky

The back of my dress looking like the Rabbit Hole movie poster? Yes. Having PSTD feels like fractured film sometimes and I’m so happy you can see that here!!!!

This is to say: it’s hurtful to see people police anger, and if we can’t take a breath and understand we all can feel angry and be loud once in a while then nobody can hear each other. In times like this, as a new queen here, I ask that when I’m screaming ppl at least listen to why I’m doing so.

Ofc! One day I will not be eloquent. One day I’ll be blinded by rage & will tell everyone to fuck themselves. I hope the promise this city held for righteous anger holds true. It’s already happened once where I’ve been villainized for having very valid feelings. I will not allow it to happen again.

And “ns” is an extremely important linguistic deescalation tool btw. Sometimes it shouldn’t be necessary but I love precautionary measures. Especially when we’re all on edge. Sometimes I do need to Peruvian it out and yell, but other times I’m exceedingly calm.

I am fundraising for the Minnesota Rapid Response Fund. Please email me with proof of donation and I will match it. Link is below. Picture to boost: I took this at Glam Doll Donuts when I lived there a decade ago. A place of comfort for me, now the site of a federal execution.

If I make an offensive stupid joke and nobody laughs yall can tell me it’ll be uncomfortable but you can tell me. If I make an offensive joke and everyone laughs then yall can tip me.

Also I’ve been a drag queen for 5 minutes … someone saying the president can do this is offensive to me lmao he can barely wipe his own ass

“trump would be a good drag queen” literally the most useless thing you could post rn

This administration is cooked. Literally no one is scared of them.