heyy um I’m gonna need y’all to look at your evening calendar for January 22nd…. don’t say you didn’t get enough of a heads up ns 🤭

I can’t believe this oh my god

Como La flooooör

Do I know anyone who’s really handy? I need to hang some wood shelves and I this stud finder is tearing me up

Love a big bow on a shoe it’s just soo

I feel evil I was very much against upgrading my phone (I have a 15 plus) and now T-Mobile wants to give me a free 17 and 3 months off my phone bill if my sister and I trade in our phones… like… I do want a smaller phone too for bags etc.

Say what you will about Robin Thicke… if Lost without U is on my panties are automatically on the floor

Nobody thinks they’re more revolutionary than a straight guy doing Joker makeup for Halloween.

Yall are so pathetic

One of you divas waved very sweetly at me at fantasy nightclub and to be completely honest I was too drunk to wave back. I’m sorry.

Fresh faces was a renaissance painting

And for a little lived in realness in the mug: bottom shadow and mascara. Especially if it runs ever so slightly.

The @tinymira.bsky.social mobile boots!!!!!

three divas… three good Judys even

My sister drunk looking at me like:

I have been drinking since 7pm. I am about to tear up this ihop DOWN.

SHES A MF WINNER!!! @amorastorm.bsky.social ❤️‍🔥

I am gay usually. But Angelica Grace just did I’m your baby tonight. So tonight I am: questioning.

Me taking my sister to cafe mustache 100% certain HEY WHATS UP HELLO was tonight

And after crying and feeling. I feel like myself. A delicious bitch.

Toes still hurt 🫶🏼 went too hard on the cha cha slide in stilettos

More Thicked!

im bringing a bunch of rapid response whistles to fresh faces tonight! pls pls pls pick one up from me if you don’t have one! it’s a very important tool to help inform our neighbors of 🧊 presence!!

A seat at the table is one of the best albums of all time 🫶🏼

Is every Latino exhausted? I am at my wits end 🫶🏼

I am in solidarity with @sbworkersunited.org as they strike for the wages, working conditions, and respect they deserve. Starbucks must put an end to their union busting and negotiate in good faith. #NoContractNoCoffee

And on the last of my “first day wearing contacts” chronicles I bawled my eyes out in them and it wasn’t that uncomfortable. Crying with untinted glasses on is so unchic.

Can’t wait to watch real housewives rip each other apart on the tv with my new bionic eyes (I got contacts today)

What a great day for finding out that a lot of things people thought were conspiracies are actually backed up by emails that are like hey pedo, let us pedo together in pedoland on the second day of the pedo month

Jeffrey Epstein advised Steve Bannon that the lawyers representing Brett Kavanaugh in his confirmation hearing should accuse Christine Blasey Ford of being on medications that cause false memories or memory loss.

Focusing on the community at large is so important and what white people should be doing. But as someone who didn’t grow up here I notice a real intimacy problem with white people (and Americans in general) in terms of helping the people they are *actually* close to.

White people need to be giving the black and brown people in their lives grace. As a Latino right now my boss at the flower shop has signs out, she’s worried about the community, she has whistles to give out etc. But if I am 1 minute late she’s does not give me grace. It’s so upsetting.

Hey yall Miranda Priestly would not be caught dead in studded Valentino heels. Ever. Sorry. Let’s do it again. #fashionsky

Speeding down lake shore with 20/20 vision. Aura by Lady Gaga blasting into my ears. Everybody stay out of my way.

The fashion industry will maybe make themselves irrelevant in terms of dictating how people look. With the rise of dupe culture, and also the necessity of that for fat people to wear fashionable clothes the industry will simply serve as trendsetting the actual clothes? Not the people wearing them?

Congress SHOULD be voting to reopen PARTY CITY and JOANN FABRICS and not the GOVERNMENT

Oh I can see now this is insane, I feel like a robot

At the eye doctor learning how to put contacts in

Deletedney

They’ve laid off so many people that the government is now getting its economic data from DoorDash.

Love her music but let’s talk about how this is a hideous bridal bouquet. Holy shit it’s bad.

adding to the discourse (??) by posing the question “how could I possibly be this sexy my god”

Laughing to myself at Aldi when I tell myself “I’ll eat them this time” as I put a pack of blueberries in the cart.

Illinois police is still protecting 🧊 btw sooo what’re we doing here.

And you’re not doing it right until that big ass Fanta makes your stomach hurt

Sponsored drag Instagram stories the girls are fiercing outtt

Nothing like Panda Express on your lunch from your retail job, makes me feel alive

Driver is texting and farting, I’m 3 hours late for work, and I have a giant pimple on my face

Rosalía stopped trying to be Afro Latina to make an orchestral Christian music album and everyone’s living lmao

Kylie Minogue released ‘Body Language’ in Japan 22 years on November 10, 2003 album.ink/KylieMinogueBL