I really need to stop working out on an empty stomach like im bout to throw up again lol

Y’all welcome 🤭

Okay so like who am I seeing there? If you come you can claim a kiss :3

I’m like dropping hints that I want to host Nxt 2 Nthn and or Bump

Woah and then she defied the gravity? That’s crazy damn haha do you like your ass ate from behind?

Actually now that’s it been a few days, no I did not like Frankenstein it was not good

The crab rang, therefore, I must goon

TAKE IT AWAAAAAAYYYYYY

Did you top, or were you topPED ?

Im obsessed with Ash Wednesday, I wish she was real

Hey so this really cool show is happening on Thursday at charlie’s with a really cool cast and I think it’d be even cooler if you came and tipped me and said damn nice cheeks

calling me papi/papa as a way to flirt when you’re not Hispanic is NOT as cute as you think it is 😬

Manny Jacinto wreck my insides challenge

Thicked really spoke to me, I felt seen, I felt represented, because I too also cannot find jeans that don’t rip constantly bc of my ass and thighs… this is art that matters

Boys please, there’s enough of me to go around…..

Masterpiece btw

Thicked cast and crew you will always be famous. That was so fucking good

Girl where have you been???

Give Anya a fucking EGOT that was crazy

I am Miley Swallow’s biggest fan

Oprah Winfrey is fully and truly at the High Hall rn

Okay but why Shutt Up as winnieh the pooh kinda 🫣🥵

Miss Thickums if you nasty

ok grl, that’s just afters…

Sweet dreams, skyline 🌙

So who’s going to Thicked tn? 👀

great news

Twig’s posthumanist project is really just so supreme, the way I see it Eusexua is about the flesh, while Afterglow is about the digital body, both driven by machine that purpose a return to the Earth/primal vs an ascension through the urban and utopian

I wonder if oomf knows I have a crush on him 🫣🫣 (this applies to like 10 ppl)

Okay the new Eusexua is good but girl why didnt you just include these in the original? This is such a *that* white lady move 🙄 pissing me off

Everybody stop what you’re doing there’s not one but TWO new fka twigs albums THIS IS NOT A DRILL

The new Frankenstein was… fine I guess. Waaaay too fucking long. Mia Goth was the highlight the rest was just okay

Everybody say good girl cuz I made it to the gym after 2 weeks of a nasty cough yay !

New fav AOTY for me sorry Miley

Who up being thiccc on this thursday?

i think we need to accept that the majority of people who reach the highest levels of society in terms of wealth and power manage do so because they are psychopaths and generally immoral

I heard next thursday at charlies is gonna be kinda wild kinda crazy kinda sexy as fuck idk

We need the top pageant and the twink pageant back SO fiercely

My lower back hurts SO much from carrying this massive hog :(

Flirty n' Femme ft. @markseasy.bsky.social

Bored and cold who wanna flirt

Crying on the purple line listening to the new Rosalia. This album really disarmed me bad she unlocked some crazy memories and feelings in me

Really into the fantasy of getting called chef in bed. Like “you like that big cock, you little slut?” Yes, Chef, thank you, Chef! 🥵

@kingxcarlos.bsky.social dyke..!

Im SO excited for new Traitors season like monet and lisa rinna and kristen kirsch and dorinda together on my tv?! That being said fuck them for platforming michael r*pp*p*rt and fuck colton underwood, i hope they get the boot first all shade

You’re right sister, I should have a fatter ass

Hola madre 🇨🇴