one of my strongest beliefs is that we're in our situation right now bc some of the most prominent talking heads (e.g. joe rogan, andrew schulz) are learning about politics in their 40s and 50s, instead of their teens and early 20s, and we have to go along for the ride as they learn basic things

I love prosciutto shout out to Andy's mom

Ate DOWN!!

If study after study shows what actually ends homelessness, it's worth asking: whose interests are served by keeping that truth obscured?

I just heard myself say the word bag out loud and that was humbling I sure am Midwestern

Weed before cider, you meet the spider. Cider before weed, the centipede.

Pop singer Lorde will donate the $204,000 she made on merchandise sales from her sold-out Minneapolis shows last fall to two Minnesota immigrant rights groups.

Kentucky Sen. Mitch McConnell has checked into a hospital with flu-like symptoms.

What the dog doin

"The four stars of the Chicago flag are tattooed on Martinez’s right arm. 'I was raised and born in Chicago,' she said, 'and I love my city.'"

these grifter thumbnails are getting ridiculous

found a stack of these cleaning up my studio the other day. as ever!!!

BERNIE SANDERS: Do vaccines cause autism? BHATTACHARYA: I do not believe that the measles vaccine causes autism SANDERS: Nah. Uh uh. I didn't ask measles. Do vaccines cause autism? BHATTACHARYA: I have not seen a study that suggests any single vaccine causes autism

🤔 It’s definitely not suspicious at all to have people point out your common Twitter sign off is in the Epstein files and ten completely delete your yacht’s logs right?

Rips ass I'm scared what was that

🚨 Documents leaked to me reveal a federal watchlist of American protesters suspected of being Antifa - including its supposed leader. One Department of Homeland Security document says a 29-year-old resident of Portland "is the leader of Antifa": www.kenklippenstein.com/p/feds-ident...

this is up to 5,335,376. wow.

Happy Groundhog Day from Resetti 😊

Despite the horrors, happy groundhog day! 😀

“School of Minneapolis 5-year-old detained by ICE closes due to bomb threat. The bomb threat was emailed to several schools in the Columbia Heights Public School district after Liam Conejo Ramos returned home from Texas on Sunday night.” www.ms.now/news/school-...

He’s just describing The American Dream but you’re supposed to hate it for some reason

Larry Summers complaining to Epstein that his kids admire Bernie Sanders too much

FBI official doesn't know where Wisconsin is, per Epstein release. "I just googled because I really didnt know lol. Looks northwest of Chicago"

Worth remembering that something did happen: the journalist who revealed this died from a car bomb.

Epstein’s economic power among academics was made possible by a capitalist system that makes higher education dependent on the charity economy rather than a public good supported by taxing the rich

TRUMP TODAY: There was an election in Texas? What? TRUMP YESTERDAY:

in 2018!!!! can we please stop giving her plausible deniability for being one of the most disgusting humans alive

Oh fuck yeah

you: [stressing for days to send the perfect single email] billionaires: hi, . w=en r we mee&ting to do iLlegiL stuff , . ?

WE ❤️ KATAMARI NAMCO 2005 PLAYSTATION 2

There’s a terrifying world where holocaust survivors die in American jails for protecting a minority community from a nationalist charismatic leader.

This is a country that cannot imagine the abolition of youth prisons and jails.

Ah, so The Mold was Epstein

Didnt he literally drive her to hs

One more reason my soul shrivels up every time I hear someone say "I just used chatgpt to ____"

Morning.

No, but I do have that 55gal barrel of lube from Amazon

Only real millennials know about the amazon lube barrel

Cold Snap

Yesterday, five-year-old Liam and his dad Adrian were released from Dilley detention center. I picked them up last night and escorted them back to Minnesota this morning. Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.

I need people to understand that it’s not just Epstein, it’s the entire rape culture that existed before and after him at every socioeconomic level. That’s why Epstein, who I’ve never thought was particularly smart or interesting, was able to pull this all off—he recognized how abuse functions

I acknowledge the part of black history where we stopped going there

What about if it’s like 500 times

Happy Black History Month!

a "fun" fact is that texas' state senate map is so gerrymandered that this swing would flip all but four republican districts

Hsm 2 for some reason