Do not ever correct me on here. I'm not wrong, and if I am then it's because it's fun for me

My name is Zoë, and I’m one week sober from doing drag

at first, i did indeed think it was a rabbit. but of course it was that delightful bear, winnie the pooh, all along

Heyyyyyy ab to drive into the lake.

*claire voice* need to smoke here

Background paintings by Jenny Gase-Baker for My Life as a Teenage Robot (2003–2009), created by Rob Renzetti, Frederator Studios

“the queen” @ the siskel center -> SALOME opening night -> final funkstick pipeline…… yea….. yea……

I forgot what day of the week we’re supposed to do this on

Hey I am a princess trapped deep in a deep and dark cave. There is a guardian dragon! He breathes fire :/ Please help me out with instant bank transfer

Rated Q: Goblin Cave

so anyway this play is a retelling of the biblical tale of the first ever striptease and i’m pretty sure the first trans girl to play the part

mercury is retrograde

Well girl if the Pleaser pleases

I took this earlier today to get it off my chest and sat on it and now I’m like ok idk maybe people should hear this . None of us are perfect and I get that but think about others before u think about yourself… uh oh she’s ranting, you’re honor… (1/3)

This is amazing!

LMS if you’re a gay guy who likes having fun! just trying to get a count

mercury is retrograde

so shes about to send this to collections :D v/ca: boobookittyfvk ♥︎

i’m playing SALOMÉ in oscar wilde’s tragedy SALOMÉ running july 19-aug 2 in roger’s park, & it’s gnna be a rly good show…… ☽ ☾ ☽ ☾ ☽ ☾ directed by seph mozes poster by instagram.com/h0ly_g0lem pwyc tix avail now @ tinyurl.com/salometix

Sorry babe I only interact w the pure of heart…..

Because why are you as a traffic cop threatening to put Delta Lorraine Badhand in handcuffs 🤣

I love gay people and their allies!

i love true romance

it’s getting c*mmy asf…….

6/22/26

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PROTECT THE DOLLS* *(buy me shoes)

i tweet for the betty theft gaze

I for one wish he’d mackle a little less

you learned to be terminally online thru force (2020). i learned to be terminally online through bullying (2004) we are not the same

it is going to be in the 90s next week!!! make appropriate plans to keep cool!!! the library is an option!!! also my home is an option (AC) so just hit me up!!! my cat would love visitors!!!

SKEET AND DELEET, BABE, SKEET AND DELEET!

signs by me :—)

Starting my campaign to make this website more like MySpace was

Sharing a few kittens playing in a relaxed and easygoing way. Light, slow, and full of a little sense of comfort, I hope they can bring you a bit of healing too. #shouxinsketch #petart #animalart #illustrationartists #sketch

You can make a bechemel using the powder from boxed mac n cheese. You can even begin the roux by caramelizing finely chopped onions. Yes, yes; you can do all this & more — but you won’t, will you? For you know nothing of love.

6.24.26 union rat's log this morning, the reader union returns to the table with noisy creek management. noisy creek's recent counterproposals suggest many policies & benefits worse than our current contract. but we know our worth, & we won't accept unnecessary concessions. ttyl, union rat <3

bitch im about to POUR MYSELF A CUP OF ICE COLD CUCUMBER WATER, PUT ON MY COMFIEST JAMMIES, turn on SAILOR FUCKIN GODDAMN MOON and take a FAT FUCKING NAP ON THE COUCH

Customer (slur)

fuck it HAUS OF C*M PHOTOCARDS OUT NOW ‼️

One of the most unethical things a person can possibly do on this earth is annoy Delta Badhand

imagine waking up at 3 am and not being able to fall back asleep……. now imagine it again but ur DELTA BADHAND

Grillos pickle chips, BTW