The kinky rummage sale starts Friday! Y’all. Sunglasses shown for scale. Friday, 5-6 current members and donors, 6-9 everyone else!

i took a tylenol pm and now i’m only autistic at night.

If you're transgender you have got to go outside and talk to ur friends......ur friends on the computer can not help...also u don't know that girl....she's 500 miles away...

I LOVE MARGE SIMPSON

damn i’m in the mood to shoplift a red lip stain something fierce rn

I Got Taken Up To Heaven During The Rapture & All I Got Was This Lousy Divine Omnipotence & Everlasting Life 😭😭

What if there was a pope called “Pope Delta Badhand” 🤣🤣🤣

Ab to go get my freak on ($6 meal deal)

Spjörk needs YOU! Yes it’s true! I am running for Creature Of The Night 2025 😈👹 I need your help! Pageants are expensive. So I am doing a custom commission raffle! 🪡 Thank you for your support, and I’ll see you DEAD OR ALIVE at Fantasy… October 29 👻

Clouds being plowed by force. Corn being plowed for harvest. But what about my plow? I want to be one with the cow, And chickens running free And I want it now. I want to be plowed like the corn. I want to be plowed like the clouds. I want…plow.

I got taken to heaven

Concept art by Leonid Shvartsman for the Cheburashka and Gena the Crocodile series (1969–1983), dir. Roman Kachanov, Soyuzmultfilm

writing “I didn’t understand the question” over and over again on my tax forms like I did on math tests in high school. Still showing my work tho so they give me partial credit

we’ve just introduced t5t

Not raptured, just eatin good

Pathetic AI Chatbot Spends All Its Time Talking To Friendless Loser

Eating a green heirloom tomato like an apple AMA

just learned that a lot of ppl apparently think the rapture is happening on *checks notes* the 2nd day of autumn this year

literally just wearing cute dresses and hanging out lately

welcome to my twisted mind…. so proud of the entirely new concept I was able to pull together for The Best BEST IN SHOW Show in like ~24 hours! 💁🏼‍♀️ runway presentation lmfao

tonight! 🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋 lemons lemons lemons lemons lemons by sam steiner @ bramble arts loft - andersonville presented by here are some plays i like staged reading directed by moi pwyc/free tix: www.tickettailor.com/events/herea...

I’m kind of like the modern day “Carmen” from the opera “Carmen “ of Chicago drag

Ballet is awesome. So much dancing

GM 6 am crew

incredible text. wouldnt change a thing.

sick

Yayyyy i get to do all of my laundry yayyyyyyyyy. I’m working on my mindset btw

(7/?) and LAST but not least I have had so much fun taking little cheap disposable cameras out to parties and capturing these cool candid photos of all of us having fun being gay and shit :)

There won’t be a free pile if y’all don’t help me get all this stuff up north! Ubers from pilsen are expensive and I’ve got a small window between work & Boots to load all this in to Charlie’s If you’re able to throw a few bucks to help me transport this stuff that would be fierce💕 Ven/CA: lucami

Die Divinity should win every Gaggy this year

Baby smiling at me at this dunkin’ donuts is my only ally…..

Thinking rlly hard about becoming evil, updates to come

݁ᛪ༙ It’s time to meet the Monsters ︎ ݁ᛪ༙ @fall0nxx.bsky.social @bennieboysux.bsky.social AMOR KERIDA & @deadxdove.bsky.social are ready to thrill and excite you. Sept. 20th ༒︎ ݁7:30pm ༒︎ Color Club Monster Mosh! a Benefit Show for the Chicago Community Jail Support Fund. See below for tix/more info!

there's another eclipse on sunday btw..... that is what's really gaggy

i’m kinda the female jimmy kimmel of chicago in a way

me walking into mrs lovetts pie shop: heyy :) do u have anything vegan :)

LARGE CHEESE CURD WITH KETCHUP

So what’s the most swankified place in town.

Seeing the way people go up for each other and promote their friends/their work makes me so fucking elated!!! Even on its worst days, I love this city and this scene and yall so goddamn much.

God as my witness i’ll never consider again

Kitch Annette official endorsement for POOR BOY RICH TASTE for the 2025 GAGGYS Best Queer Business 💗

babe pull out the official Spjörk voting guide just dropped

Good morning 6:30 am crew! With the Gaggy nominations coming out today, please consider nominating myself and my Prophet family for the following categories ❤️

Here are some of my favorite live performances in drag :) 1. my 1st dimsum&drag 🥹 2. acoustic original as K.K. Slider 🐶 3. sex and the city fashion show where I requested to sing this hard ass jennifer hudson song as samantha jones 👱🏻‍♀️ 4. singing an original in my hanbok for AAPI show 🇰🇷

Character design work by Mary Blair for Cinderella (1950), dir. Clyde Geronimi, Hamilton Luske and Wilfred Jackson, Walt Disney Productions

fashion designer: ash wednesday dancer: ash wednesday comedian: ash wednesday makeup: ash wednesday club kid: ash wednesday newcomer king: ash wednesday brunch: ash wednesday bartender: ash wednesday

Wellllll girl, if the Pleaser pleases

girlllll

muting everyone but @spjork.hausofprophets.art 😎

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