describing my nail color as “cd panty pink” like im the funniest person in the whole entire universe

if you fire 3 cpd beat cops you can house 10 houseless ppl for a year. if you fire one more you can give those 10 houseless ppl a full time social worker to help them get on food stamps, look for work, and facilitate drug rehab if needed.

somebody else watch the chair company on hbo, im losing my mind 😭😭😭

abhi son luc ami rising fallon moon

I said "hey leha want me to take another quick picture we're just hanging out in the basement post-show" and she said "ah ok" and immediately gave me kate moss. this was 2 seconds later. like... how can you not fall in loveee

DRAG TRAITORS 3 🔪🩸 Cast Reveal - Day 1️⃣ Our first 7 players fighting for the prize pot are… Abhijeet Dan Ms. Tacky Penis Envy

when a really hairy guy trims his chest hair, it’s like ok mr prickly pear

it’s less of a buzz because they’re more organized than the summer. i fear the winter sweeps are going to be borderline silent- be sure to check in with your people y’all. they want us to be tired, they want us to be distracted. keep eyes up and keep educating yourself & your peers

uptown deli asking what’s your favorite sub on the menu? he’s behind the cash register, not on the menu

ok guys, boots nye is sold out sold out. no additional tickets for sale. the venue uses ticketmaster, but we have worked with them to host official resale at face value + fees to avoid scalpers. if you are trying to buy tix, plz verify the seller and tix are real and only done via their site.

me asf

forgot to bring my tuckitup and heels to brunch. but you know what i didn’t forget? kindness, compassion, integrity, whimsy, curiosity for the little things in life.

the pick me hippo at the zoo 😍😍😍

Freshman 15 PhD Program is back!! Season 2 features all new WERKS of art and will be hosted by Bambi and Starr Banks. With the legs of Halstead, Ms Cheesecake herself, the legendary DiDa Ritz as head Judge! So excited to see how this one turns out!!

nothing will ever top this for me

graphic design is my passion fish ✨

1 more shower till christmas!☺️

awful terrible vision at this table

me when someone makes a list of banned words for 2026 but it all sound like things they would say 😂😂🤣🤣😂🫵🫵

jeni’s ice cream flavor lowkey

abhi :’)

updated my bio 😍😍😍

mini zero sugar cans of soda are to me like what twinks are to rachel slurrz

read this as gooning and agreed :/

who can i talk to about drag race? the new season announcements are always so fun for me 😭😭😭

there is a way i can do dim sum & drag, ran thru, and nxt 2 nthn in the same day

TEAM THEM !

Chicago’s Best Drag Show (officially) is back! RAN THRU 9: BEST DRAG SHOW Featuring - Ari C. Blakk, Fantasy Banks, Lynzo The Heartthrob, Mister Mistress, Neutral Gena, and Stephanie Saturday 12/13, doors at 8:30, show starts and doors close at 9. Tickets: events.humanitix.com/ran-thru-bes...

Can you spot your faves??

my cousin is so ty yamamoto with her wedding (she’s getting married in the bonsai room of a japanese garden)

plz go try the thanksgiving leftovers sandwich at uptown deli, it was TOO GOOD and it’s only available today. and they donate one sandwich per sale to a women’s shelter.

bc i am ty yamamoto

the tinybus is coming the tinybus is coming

LOVED when the wizard said “it’s a ki, it’s a kiiiii”

might have to learn french so i can properly stan sami landri

pb’s crossy name can be phoebe

Hold on I forgot about when I tore this mug all the way apart hello??

olaysia having one of the best mugs in chicago, im starting her gaggy campaign today

can someone bring 2-3 tylenol to death at the drag show?

I don’t think yall understand how good this app is omfg

fine add bartenders at this gig 🫨

The crab rang, therefore, I must goon

Yall gotta watch the gay horror anime

this homoerotic ass horror anime…?????

so what are we thinking?

pink or green eyeshadow tonight? it’s gonna be paired with silver

this whole time i thought y’all were talking about a derry girls sequel :/