Happy birthday @sangriawhine.bsky.social I got you a cameo from your favorite Chicago Drag Artist(?) 🙂

i think my favorite abhijeet catchphrase is "don't piss me off," how about y'all

carrie bradshaw on a four wheeler

how it feels not caring if other people dislike a thing you enjoy

what if I had a 10pm coffee just for fun

he gets it

The best time to save your game is immediately after saving your game, just to be sure.

could really go for a donut rn

but some people will call themselves type B and never reexamine their own behavior again. Being bad at making plans with people isn’t an immutable part of anyone’s identity

why did they move alleon to a different floor. why

i'll be honest. the second sex and the city movie is the BEST installment in the entirety of the satc universef

chappell roan WISHES she could be miranda hobbes

I do believe in curses

still haven't recovered

I DID IT

goodnight

starr banks

I am awake. why

“To me, she’s royalty” 🤍✨

crying about the clone wars again would any of you like to join me

can we share our holiday hot takes? I think the movie Elf is funny

God Bless Us Every One goodnight

I am afraid

I would treat Charlie right

I said "hey leha want me to take another quick picture we're just hanging out in the basement post-show" and she said "ah ok" and immediately gave me kate moss. this was 2 seconds later. like... how can you not fall in loveee

I would not survive if I were in the maze runner 😔

hi

Robbie Turner Uber Incident Dramatic Retelling for the Uninitiated

gag promotional material. Go to gag thursday at 10:30PM

human centipede movie night :D

why is my bald gay dad in europe

does anyone wanna come over and talk about star wars

'Andor' writer Dan Gilroy on the real-life influences for Mon Mothma’s speech (via Empire Magazine)

Need him to write a Padmé series and I’m saying it with my full chest

The local cum dump with a sharpie:

ill be honest idk who half of you are

#BanTwinksUnder30FromCompetingInDragRace omg who came up with this hashtag? 😍

abhi is so funny

champagne at work, hell yeah

natalie portman

27 more days...I can do this...

if I ever did freshman 15 snatch game I would like to be spjörk

my post work gossip sesh with alleon today was about how bambi is full of wisdom

Dream blunt rotation

now what the

i need busy season to be over, i miss harassing alleon

I've never seen phantom of the opera, do yall think I would like it

Today he rises