Oops I did it again

Racism is this country’s origin sin and if the fucking Nazi tattoo wasn’t your red line then you need to do the most goddamn introspective look in the mirror that has ever looked and figure out why.

I’m sick of men

Ya boiiii is drunk and I’m not even going to underwear night toniiiiite

Ugh I have to work at 8 am and that’s on homophobia

lol I forgot it’s disability pride month or whatever

I need Warren to get over “tax” and find the word “abolish” or resign and make room for the next generation.

Ima play this at my wedding youtu.be/PwovUUUuaQ8?...

Oh to be in a gay club and hear this come on: www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJn7...

Graham Platner has an another scandal? In the words of one Buffy Summers, vampire slayer and class protector, “must be Tuesday.”

We have lost the art of queer pop punk. Bring back Pansy Division!

I’m soooo ready for another Betty Who album and she better hit Denver on her tour this time!!!! 😤😤😤

twink death

Somebody take me on a date 🥺

Time to start a file as Misty!

Beat the Elite Four rematches with this final team along with all 16 gym leader rematches and now onto Red!

Ya boi’s gettin a 3% raise!

Oh no I started playing Pokemon before work and hyper focused and now I fear I don’t caaaare about work. 😩

I just fell asleep accidentally & then I freaked out when I saw it was 8:40 & JUMPED in the shower, started getting ready… noting it seemed kinda dark but I was like, eh it must be overcast. It was only until I was in shower & brushing my teeth @ the same time that I realized it was in fact 8:40 PM.

Ugh ppl at my work are wearing America 250 shirts and I feel like they are so MAGA-coded and I hate iiiiiit.

LFG Michigan!

Bruh I am so sick of this man. What is even the point of this other than being petty when he has all of 6 months left in office? 🙄

lol I met two people at Pride the other day and uh, the wrong person is being sexual with meeee and now I’m kinda uncomfyyyy

And of course people voted for Jena Griswold on name recognition only when she has a fucking terrible track record and didn’t attend a single one of the candidate panels. 🙄🙄🙄

Goddammit Colorado why do you like mediocre, old white men so much?

These Colorado primaries have me streeeessed

July is about to be a financial and liver recovery month which is rough bc it’s my (and @nixostorme.bsky.social’s) birthday month and I’m going to Chicago.

Colorado! GO VOTE! www.sos.state.co.us/pubs/electio... Vote @senadorajulie.bsky.social @melatkirosco.bsky.social @seligmanforag.bsky.social

I’m sure it says something about me that I feel so much more confident in my underwear than I do in clothes but

I love being gay. Fucking gay boys are crazy.

Danced and made out with a boy all night, and got his number but he is like a walking set of red flags

Oooooh boy. I am fucking pissed right now

The three genders

Happy Pride faggots

Mama is drunk and hornyyyyy

Woke up needing to be spitroasted bad. Need to be the toppings in a sandwich. Me and who?

As soon as I get home (and walk my dog) I’m going to the pool dammit

Made the bus twice in a rooooow, and even had time to make and eat (drink?) a smoothie!

Colorado’s primary turnout is at 10%, I swear if fucking Hickenlooper wins and y’all complain about corporatist Dems… THE PRIMARY IS YOUR PLACE TO BE HEARD. 10%? Come on!

My ballot was counted! LFG Denver.

I never wanna complain about service workers but *long sigh*

The fact that the theaters are only playing Leviticus for literally one week at the end of Pride feels homophobic

Colorado progressives really seem to have taken a page out of what would have been Jasmine Crockett’s (she had said that she was going to be focused on downballot races in Texas had she won their primary) and Mayor Mamddani’s playbook insofar as they are all campaigning together, and that has me

I did in fact, finally, get to the bus stop on time today!

This bill is actually terrible but ok. As much as it pains me to say it, I think it’s time for Warren to retire.

An X-Men 97 episode comes out on my birthday, happy birthday to meeee!

I better kiss a few cute boys Pride weekend!!! 😤😘

lol so some of you are just a shill for a soulless political party that can’t get jack shit done, huh? The party that… twice, mind you, lost an election to DONALD TRUMP? 🤣🤣🤣 please, miss me with this bullshit. Let the party be reborn with new ideas or let it die.

Maybe it’s time for American’s first Brad president? Just kidding. Unless…? 👀

Ok. I reeeally need Denver to start working on a mayoral candidate for our next election. And not Lisa Calderon pleeeease.