I wish we can skip birthdays

Almost diving in the lake season 😍

Fish needs to be chopped before it’s gourmet sushi

6am gang!! This is fucked

The weight of sand The weight of sin The weight of gold Facing away feels like the sun

Put me in 🛋

Badrooms "bad" in that the plot they chose to drive the story & explore the world is meh, but the world/concept is still godtier Anyways I gave it 4 stars

With 2 mayyybe 3 songs that make sense for the list,,,

NO HACKS SPOILERS ON THE TL IM SO SERIOUS ILL KILL YOU

How much is the standard rate to pay someone for a simple logo design

Need a creative outlet or im gonna perish

anyone have an event coming up where it would make sense for me to volunteer 2 come set up my computer and get people signed up for snap / get snap back if they lost eligibility / complete exemption forms and attestations AND can also get other local food resources during the session ~

Chewsday innit

Feeling immense regret in taking a promotion that's only made my life 200% more stressful.... y'all think HR does takebacksies?

Passive income is so fucking easy im starting a youtube channel (sold 4 queen tickets I got 2 months ago at $127.72 for $128,,,) (noone tell CTQ she'll shoot me)

Wikihow to dispell the endless darkness within

Charli at the peak of her game

“@ranthruchicago forever inshallah” - @iraqicowboy.bsky.social getting this tramp stamped

What cute drag brunches are goin on this weekend i wanna show out of town friends some goooood chicago drag

Lowkey lube wrestling taught me confidence. Never been shirtless at a public bar and then BAM‼️ slut birthplace

Im fucking tiiiiiiiiired

Almost finality convinced to switch to apple for the first time because its the OS pushing AI the least,,, then BAM‼️ Israeli Chips

Buying flight wifi just to keep a green circle going with no work to do.... hell

Its still fuck Eurovision,, even more for quadrupling down. Idc if you "dont support Israel but watch it for everyone else" you're showing them their choice was okay and normalizing Israel's involvement. Boycott, or look in the mirror and ask yourself why you can't stand for shit

2026 shaping up to have more men in my end of year AOTY list (so far/for now) than my past 5 years' lists combined lol

How do y'all take the dick pic from under the dick upwards angle without looking like a thumb Is there a class for this? How do I get better at taking nudes?

Who in edgewaterish got a bunch of extra medium-ish pots? Like 4-6"

Taylor swift you will never be Trans Bible fr

How do yall stay in NYC without selling a soul

Unfortunatly dB was a ki and a half

Rose Gray just hopped on the remix to ruin it huh

Summer lowkey starts this weekend the moon n the stars told me

Got 3 honey dijon tickets for sale at face value ($32/ea)

good morning italians

If there's one thing pretty privilege would never get you, it's the ability to fart in public

I ain't never doing that shit again

7am gang we uppppp* *why?

Im sorryyyyyy you just cant convince me theres a good reason my Window AC Unit needs a Software Update

Idk dB only has a chance of being fun if everyone stops thinking its Berlin 2.0. Every headline needs to stop phrasing it like a re-opening Mostly @ management, owners, and media.... but community included too

Nyc trip in May diva?

Seeing Raye totally blind to the new album today I cant fkn wait :))))

What if I curb this depressive spell for like 5 hours and queen the fuck out sunday

When I see @mercythemare.bsky.social on opposite day

Polymarket and Kalshi dont just need to be outlawed they need to be completely destroyed and the execs behind them need to be jailed

Standard weekly checkin call with my family incase the world turns somehow more hellish and I wont be able to reach them This shit ain't normal. We cant get numb. Fuck Trump

Don't stop, pop that, pop that, make it wap, wap Make his jaws lock like he suckin' on a lollipop Wanna see you slob like you eatin' corn on the cob Make that, make that, talk to God when you whine on the knob

David Ellison is such a fucking loser. Make daddy put up his company shares as collateral to buy WB so now 11,000 people lose their jobs in this hell job climate. 11,000 families losing financial security in a hell economy. These people are the epitome of evil

Saving up the morning poop through the first leg of the workday for the nice lunchtime release>>>>

Anyone got an air purifier they tryna get rid of?