Rose Gray just hopped on the remix to ruin it huh

Summer lowkey starts this weekend the moon n the stars told me

Got 3 honey dijon tickets for sale at face value ($32/ea)

good morning italians

If there's one thing pretty privilege would never get you, it's the ability to fart in public

I ain't never doing that shit again

7am gang we uppppp* *why?

Im sorryyyyyy you just cant convince me theres a good reason my Window AC Unit needs a Software Update

Idk dB only has a chance of being fun if everyone stops thinking its Berlin 2.0. Every headline needs to stop phrasing it like a re-opening Mostly @ management, owners, and media.... but community included too

Nyc trip in May diva?

Seeing Raye totally blind to the new album today I cant fkn wait :))))

What if I curb this depressive spell for like 5 hours and queen the fuck out sunday

When I see @mercythemare.bsky.social on opposite day

Polymarket and Kalshi dont just need to be outlawed they need to be completely destroyed and the execs behind them need to be jailed

Standard weekly checkin call with my family incase the world turns somehow more hellish and I wont be able to reach them This shit ain't normal. We cant get numb. Fuck Trump

Don't stop, pop that, pop that, make it wap, wap Make his jaws lock like he suckin' on a lollipop Wanna see you slob like you eatin' corn on the cob Make that, make that, talk to God when you whine on the knob

David Ellison is such a fucking loser. Make daddy put up his company shares as collateral to buy WB so now 11,000 people lose their jobs in this hell job climate. 11,000 families losing financial security in a hell economy. These people are the epitome of evil

Saving up the morning poop through the first leg of the workday for the nice lunchtime release>>>>

Anyone got an air purifier they tryna get rid of?

I yearn for a new 3 questions with Posey modern

I accidently packed my physical planner 5 days ago and my life has been in disarray since

Madrid booked. Who's been what do i gotta plan

Home Depot is a kiiiii

Gas so freaking expensive rn y’all .. if you got a friend who drives you around places you better be giving them a proper thank you or some sloppy toppy

Felt Nuktuk Hero of the South as fuck at Boots i cant lie

When i say its gonna be a midnight sun summer I hope y'all know we're gonna be skinny dipping every night

Ok so boots fixed me

BREAKING. Bluesky now revealed to be completely owned by Bain Capital (Mitt Romney) and Mike Bloomberg after $100 million in Series B funding almost entirely spent on personal expenses. The new ownership intends to sell the platform ASAP. How does that make you feel?

Who needs a slice

This apps downfall is lack of reply guys time to fill the void

Boots tonite will fix me :)

JAWS ON THE FLOOR BOOTS ON THE CEILING

Zara's extensions could put me through a masters programs probably

maybe im doing it wrong but i feel like the various crises of 2026 have revealed the limitations of this platform for me. twitter was always invaluable to me in chaotic times bc you had a lot of subj matter expert weirdos coming out of the woodwork. just dont feel like there's a much of that here rn

Textbooks are such a silly thing to hold on to & yet here i am on my 4th move with them

She was the epitome of cool idgaf

From the breaking of day to the middle of night From the breaking of day to the middle of night From the breaking of day to the middle of night From the breaking of day to the middle of night

35k votes winning outta 120k.... ranked choice voting is long overdue for primaries

Whelmed as fuck these days

At Zara feeling like im about to do Hajj

Highs in the 20s next week is mother nature not tiiiired

Good morning From me and my From me and my Good morning From me and my blunt From me and my me and my-

Client meeting moved to MADRID :D sad im missing honey but glad its for MADRID ahhhhhhh im so excited

I just think that Chrissy Chlapecka

Cerulean is my aoty so far

Snow is whack.... I thought we grew out of this phase

Wait i want more letterboxed friendssssss let's be letterbox friends boxd.it/7TzA3

On god im gonna fire my nutritionist.... gonna just cope with these gut problems for life

The lion does not concern himself with who has him blocked

Anyone randomly got an old garmin lying around they wanna give a 2nd life to?