When someone describes something that’s not edible as “delicious”

I’m officially in my Tià era crying to a little boy on Tik Tok singing Die With A Smile at his moms funeral 😭😭😭

Very interesting

Me when I’m getting out of drag

Do, do you have a first aid kit handy!?!

Murray on Kelly Clarkson Thursday!!! I know that’s RIGHT!!!

Come on ARMS

Why is there never any lighting in the hellbound showdown!?!

Whoever is using my shudder login and watching the episode and closing out before the episode fully ends so it’s spoiled when I watch it… what the hellll

Good Mornimg!!! Murray wouldn’t do the Nicki part cause she’s MAGA 😭🤣😭🤣😭😂😂

I was trying to give trade at underwear queen and Natasha said I was giving Kevin Federline 😭🤣🥵🥵

Making Murray Hill fancams is my speciality! Come see him at The Den Theatre tonight!!!! thedentheatre.com/performances...

all these old gays were dancing with me last night I fear I have entered my hag era 😭🤣🤣😭

When the dj pays Charlie xcx

Wait, why is atmosphere lit as hell tonight 🕺🏻🕺🏻🕺🏻

If you saw me acting crazy and dancing to cash era at strapped, no you didn’t (yes you did)

I need Cash Era at every party PLEASE

Took Molasses to Elim we are locked and LOADED for the weekend!!!

Album of the year Record of the year Song of the year!?! Need Bad Bunny to leave the Grammys like this please!!!

Group chats for all drag king shows

Me rewatching that Michael Jackson movie trailer over and over again LOL

Big day for the MJ fandom

Doing Joe Gorga for a Bravo themed show

Heartbreak Hotel is one of the best songs/music videos of all timeeee

When someone sends a booking message and it says “to be transparent” it means they don’t wanna pay youuuuu

Murray Hill called me today to tell me he ran into Don Lemon on the street and I didn’t believe him until I just saw him on Don Lemon’s Instagram LOLOL

CHICAGO!! WHO IS COMING TO SEE MURRAY HILL AT THE DEN THEATRE THIS SUNDAY!?! I’ll be opening for him!! Get your tickets here!! thedentheatre.com/performances...

Love when my wife is on Dragula… (Jennifer Tilly)

King Molasses at Strapped on Friday who’s cumming I mean cumming I mean cum I mean who’s excited

Remember when music videos had the mini credits in the intro on the bottom left? RIP

Arizona iced tea is so addicting to me

45 min Frankenstein mug from last night

“Halloween costume contest” no thanks I don’t need to see 300 twinks in booty shorts being Mario brothers next to one really talented person in a crazy detailed costume getting overlooked lol

This is the first year me and Natasha don’t have costumes or plans for Halloween.. 😭😭 what should we do!?

Today is Halloween.

I wanna go out and dance but not to pots and pans music, who is playing Y2K top 40!?

New Rosalia song is kind of sickening

With SNAP/EBT cuts looming I highly recommend downloading this app! Basically restaurants and other food businesses will have available bags of random food they don’t wanna waste for ppl to buy for hella cheap! This has saved me sooooo many times when I only have $5 and need some food.

On friday afternoon my coworker was abducted by ICE in front of the laugh factory in lakeview. The videos were spread everywhere and he is currently facing deportation in an immigration center in Texas. Please consider donating to help cover the legal fees FUCK ICE gofund.me/19e51a8e7

Omfg Cynthia is so fucking funny on Dragula I need her to narrate the whole show

THATS SON

THATS FATHER

Me going into Akira trying not to be helped

Need to change my algorithm on here because why did I just see someone wearing a big ass soiled diaper 🫠😳 not kink shaming but that’s just NOT for me

Lmao the way I’m trying to do a VMA’s performance but everyone I wanna do is cancelled 🫠

Girl wtf is this Elton John Style icon shit!?!?! Go awayyy

Lmao made a fake casting call flyer looking for drag kings on drag race with a BEARD filter on Rupaul and ppl think it’s real LOLOLOL wtf

Transphobic as hell they double booked our slot and are forcing us to move to a 9 pm slot TWO DAYS before our show so if for some reason you are banned from hydrate and need something to do this friday come to Masc Era: Oops All Clowns now at 9 pm. 🫠

Omg Evah Destruction shit on everyoneee I loved her groom look and makeup!! She was the only one truly giving BOY

In the UK you give up your royal titles, in America, you become the president.