Brother I’m pooped

What the drag traitors 4 cast is starting to look like:

Love On the Spectrum Island

I think $2 bills are a laundering scheme created by the government bc why are they STILL IN PRINT

It’s so hot outside

Yo any other industry people noticing that patrons are just absolutely awful recently

Shooting pool for the first time in at least half a year and I’m sucking so hard it’s embarrassing

Giving the Public Farter quirk to all my miis

Def just saw a mom vape on her baby and that’s honestly a hell yeah moment for me

Gay Guy Music Video Time? No. Trans Bi Guy Jeopardy Compilation Time.

A story in 2 pix

Trying really hard not to be annoying about my Tomodachi life but I can’t stop sending my friends their miis and giving a play-by-play in the journey of recreating my real life

ended up in the same corner i’d always stand in when i worked here

it’s actually crazy how 9.5 times out of 10 the reason i’m cranky is bc im hangry

1 year anniversary with @mac-k-roni.bsky.social 💐🎰

$14 for a corona in a gay club in Miami is literally robbery

Our fastest sell out for RATED Q is tonight! See you at @musicboxtheatre.bsky.social for a spectacular spectacular show!

I’m OBSESSED with Real Housewives of Rhode Island

Bad bitch since 1996 💎 Here’s to my dirty 30s

Did my first EMDR session today and I had to do the hand vibrations instead of the light thing Chat, is my brain too fucked up or

In one week, can-can your way to @musicboxtheatre.bsky.social for MOULIN ROUGE (35mm) and my birthday spectacular spectacular! Starring @tenderoni88.bsky.social as Zidler, @siichele.bsky.social as the Green Fairy, and @mac-k-roni.bsky.social as Christian 🎟️: musicboxtheatre.com/films-and-ev...

Tonight I learned that Jennifer Lopez is not in my vocal range

Ok but I got 14 kills and a victory royale so what now

Oh shit yall Wil’s got me girl

The thing is: 8hours in service is completely different from an 8hr 9-5, especially at P***a L**o where table/bar turnover is so rapid and everyone likes to move your furniture around

My problem is that to function well I run myself ragged and then I complain about how tired I am

Not to be full of myself but I’m so fucking good at hospitality it should be studied

Eating my soup in a rice pudding container bc all of our bowls are in the dishwasher too

Heating up my soup in a pan bc the pots ate being washed in the dishwasher

And where are the nominations for This Is Me… Now

Even tho I’m crossfaded I’m getting like 4+ kills in Fortnite just so you know

lol forgive my laziness but it’s the last kickback tomorrow!

SNOOKIIIIIIII @mileyswallow.bsky.social

Me, at any moment of the day that I can: “My wife-“

Do you think the tamale guy recognizes me and is surprised in all of the different bars we’ve seen each other in

just shaped like an apology

Had some rando at Lobo tell me “I love your beard!” I was confused and said, “I don’t have a beard, just a mustache and ‘goatee’” Then he said, “Sorry, what I meant was I love your spouse” ?!?!?!?! 😭😭😭😠😩

Survivor at Pizza Lobo remains THEE place to be on Wednesday nights!! And next week we’re back to a normal 90 minute episode 😍

Hope to see yall tomorrow!! I got some new board games :)

So many people took videos and pics of me at bad bunny brunch and I’ve only been tagged in like 4 lol

Posters up for Kick Back on Tuesday the 24th! :)

survivor back at pizza lobo next week... we're saved @will-b-rupert.bsky.social

Just want to add some context with 1. I’ve had a terribly busy weekend and Ramona and I are both nightlife/industry people 2. They’re weird and the wife can’t look us in the eyes when they talk to us 3. They made this request of us a month ago

Is 10am too early to start vacuuming? Asking to know if I can ~ kindly ask ~ our upstairs neighbors to never do that again

Should I turn my sutovorrect back on

Anyone wearing any form of jacket today is WEAK

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