Was having a good day until some lady stopped in front of the very small entrance to a grocery store WITH HER CART BLOCKING THE PATHWAY to examine pineapples and made 6 of us shove ourselves around her with our carts “Oh I’m sorry” she said as she continued to be in the way

Lmao got your ass!!

Me when my friend talks about grad school:

My only rule is Don’t Piss Me Off and everyone really seems to love breaking it!!!

Remember when i saw the Jabbawockeez for my bachelor night in Vegas? 2nd best day of my life.

Should I start prepping to be on Jeopardy

I have a wife who loves me so much what do you have hmmm

Not to be Just Like My Father but I cannot stop watching Jeopardy!

The thing about Filipinos is that we love being Filipino

Toilets are so loud for no reason

Help I’ve gotten into pinay pop and I can’t stop listening to this song

I wanna go to Boston just to try that slide

Love having my high school social worker as my (newish) therapist so I don’t have to rehash my childhood lmao

i promise i’ll turn it out i PROMISE!!!

This was my uber driver going home at 3pm Happy New Year

Ok don’t forget to set your clocks back one hour!!

NYE is all about indulgence and gluttony so you bet your ass I just ordered domino’s AND a chicken Caesar wrap from GG’s chicken shack or whatever Why would I deny myself the pleasure of fulfilling my cravings when I’ve had the worst month of my life in like a decade

How fucked up would it be if I ordered a dominos pizza right now

Yearning is just emotional gooning

One thing about me? I WILL ALWAYS squeeze a lime on mexican and Thai food and it’s fucked up to me when people don’t

Me, outside in 40 degree weather: Wow it’s so warm out

God Bless Us Every One goodnight

Watching West Side Story with my dad, and he said, “isn’t it kinda funny that Tony is running around in Spanish Harlem shouting for Maria and only one girl comes out?”

Vanilla Funk is cool and all but if I went to a HBCU and a white buy was the lead drum major I’d be like wtf 🙃

Sitting at a bar and yapping with your boyz is a form of community and healing that not everyone understands or has

The incomparable @ramonaslick.bsky.social at a sold-out GREMLINS on 35mm for Rated Q at the @musicboxtheatre.bsky.social 🎞️💕

Angelica Grace is the 7th member of KATSEYE

Why is cozy corner so expensive on Uber Eats I shouldn’t be paying $17 for ham, hash browns, and eggs

Due to a family emergency, Kickback has been canceled

It's the first day of THE 42ND ANNUAL MUSIC BOX CHRISTMAS SHOWS! Sweet gingerbread lobby art by staff members Isabella (Instagram.com/isa.fav.makes) and Yuyu (Instagram.com/yooyooblue)

It’s the most wonderful time of the year!!

Had the realization today that I’ve raised three kittens in my lifetime

I’m probably gonna get wrecked for starting discourse around this but I’m being so for real; Are they saying that not having your own identity is a sexuality bc… this is just… like… what?!

Lmao

Have a very RATED Q Christmas with GREMLINS on Tuesday December 16th! Featuring a DJ set & drink specials in the Music Box Lounge, and a Live Drag Performance before the movie Get Tickets Now: musicboxtheatre.com/films-and-ev...

This reminds me of when I was a kid and we’d watch the news to see if the schools were closed for a snow day. When it was a snow day, my dad would put me in a sled and run up and down the street 💕

I’m that guy that really does love this weather and you bet your ass I’m running errands via walking rn

I’ve been eating my homemade edibles for like 3 days and this is where I’m at

Apples and peanut butter ykno

Dakota Johnson and Chris Evans in Materialists

Who’s a lyricist and who can rap im tryna see something Can’t guarantee something will happen but just curious

hobo johnson is like if lin manuel miranda tried drugs

High key I’m loving this show

I will never understand straight men hating their wives bc I literally exist to please and serve mine. It is the greatest pleasure and honor to know that I have cared for and catered to everything Ramona wants and needs Maybe it’s a cultural thing? The cishets are weird

Yassss this month is about Health! @kitchannette.bsky.social is certified BOOTS & helping us navigate Healthcare Insurance @alexjenny.bsky.social,THEE drag therapist is gonna slay the game by talking about managing your mental health while in nightlife! 5pm at Charlie’s ✨F R E E✨ See you there!

The way I’ve never been more European

This is like when I ran for senior class president and got 7 votes out of 450

If you’re in the Edgewater/Rogers Park area, we need people with their whistles on visibly out on patrol. Even if it’s just a walk on your lunch break or while you walk your dog, it matters. This is an all hands on deck day. Whatever you can do. ICE is heavily present in the area. Hope I see you.

Another unhinged recently watched on Letterboxd from me. After The Evil Dead we watched Love & Basketball lmao

Sorry yall but one of my hs besties gets costume of the year