Did my first EMDR session today and I had to do the hand vibrations instead of the light thing Chat, is my brain too fucked up or

In one week, can-can your way to @musicboxtheatre.bsky.social for MOULIN ROUGE (35mm) and my birthday spectacular spectacular! Starring @tenderoni88.bsky.social as Zidler, @siichele.bsky.social as the Green Fairy, and @mac-k-roni.bsky.social as Christian 🎟️: musicboxtheatre.com/films-and-ev...

Tonight I learned that Jennifer Lopez is not in my vocal range

Ok but I got 14 kills and a victory royale so what now

Oh shit yall Wil’s got me girl

The thing is: 8hours in service is completely different from an 8hr 9-5, especially at P***a L**o where table/bar turnover is so rapid and everyone likes to move your furniture around

My problem is that to function well I run myself ragged and then I complain about how tired I am

Not to be full of myself but I’m so fucking good at hospitality it should be studied

Eating my soup in a rice pudding container bc all of our bowls are in the dishwasher too

Heating up my soup in a pan bc the pots ate being washed in the dishwasher

And where are the nominations for This Is Me… Now

Even tho I’m crossfaded I’m getting like 4+ kills in Fortnite just so you know

lol forgive my laziness but it’s the last kickback tomorrow!

SNOOKIIIIIIII @mileyswallow.bsky.social

Me, at any moment of the day that I can: “My wife-“

Do you think the tamale guy recognizes me and is surprised in all of the different bars we’ve seen each other in

just shaped like an apology

Had some rando at Lobo tell me “I love your beard!” I was confused and said, “I don’t have a beard, just a mustache and ‘goatee’” Then he said, “Sorry, what I meant was I love your spouse” ?!?!?!?! 😭😭😭😠😩

Survivor at Pizza Lobo remains THEE place to be on Wednesday nights!! And next week we’re back to a normal 90 minute episode 😍

Hope to see yall tomorrow!! I got some new board games :)

So many people took videos and pics of me at bad bunny brunch and I’ve only been tagged in like 4 lol

Posters up for Kick Back on Tuesday the 24th! :)

survivor back at pizza lobo next week... we're saved @will-b-rupert.bsky.social

Just want to add some context with 1. I’ve had a terribly busy weekend and Ramona and I are both nightlife/industry people 2. They’re weird and the wife can’t look us in the eyes when they talk to us 3. They made this request of us a month ago

Is 10am too early to start vacuuming? Asking to know if I can ~ kindly ask ~ our upstairs neighbors to never do that again

Should I turn my sutovorrect back on

Anyone wearing any form of jacket today is WEAK

Shorts Time

It’s Shorts Time

Precum? Honey, this is Chicago... we call it Edgewater 🙄

Filling in for my dad for Bad Bunny Brunch!! Don’t miss out on my quarterly drag gig

The dildowl

People cheer while watching Bad Bunny perform during Super Bowl 60 at a Benito bowl watch party at La Bruquena in the Humboldt Park neighborhood Sunday evening in Chicago.

Today, Bad Bunny will make history as the first artist to deliver an entirely Spanish-language Super Bowl Halftime Show performance.

Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taínos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous

I’m like if Chance the Rapper and Jennifer Lopez had a baby

Noodles & Co better start counting their days bc they’ve taken away all my veggie customizations from the Buttered Noodles

Just evidence of my internet fame

Not tryna brag but I’ve had two tik tok comments go mini viral on posts so I guess you could say I’m on my way up

Yall already know what I’m gonna say about today’s beautiful warm weather

Me, in 24 degree weather: Wow, this light breeze is so refreshing

Why they do that to my girl Lisa Roni!?!?! 😭

Me, outside in 10 degree weather: Wow, it’s so warm out

In case you aren’t following my Letterboxd this is what I’ve been up to.

SEE YALL SOOOOONNN :)

I forgot to promo lol classic but if anyone would like a safe and familiar place to gather and spend meaningful time or just play games - Kickback tomorrow!

For real

This person gets it

Possibly the first person to do the gnarly dance 60ft under water #lovewins