sick of giant high grossing tv shows that are written by men who were losers in high school and never stopped being one and punish all their female characters because they were and are a loser

a trend is cute until celebrities start doing it and then its cringe like i just know their labels are reaching out being like “quick post photos of you from 2016” like shut uppp

watching a movie every day to stay off my phone and to like. understand references n stuff. anyways lets chat about movies

When you remember that the final boss you have to face in order to change your life is you 🫩🫩🫩

rrying to be healthy so i made chicken tikka masala with a fuckton of veggies in it and then i ate a bit of that and now im eating a ton of cheez its and chocolate mushrooms as a midnight snack ope

who wants to make me a medium rare thiccccc steak pleaseeee

amazon fucked up my order and i have a photoshoot tomorrow and im PANICKING DOES ANYONE HAVE AHYTHING GOLD I CAN BORROW

it’s just me x a smokey eye vs the world

by nxsti_ on insta!! IM SO CUTE!!!!!

no one is happier to give financial/career advice then someone who has never been poor a day in their life.

im like not sick but i also think i am sick…. i am like… fatigued and headachey but nothing else…… hmmm….

the one thing i DO NOT NEED is for people to play oppression olympics with me for having my event. I cannot make everyone happy and i dont want to. i made my own event because i didnt see anything like what i wanted. be the change you wish to see. dont cry about it in my comments section.

ive listened to brit accents enough that i can really pick it out when an actor from the UK is trying to do an american accent. sometimes it is Not working and i feel so bad for the actor

aldi used to have smoked salmon and they dont anymore and ive grieved this for years

now is a good time to remind everyone my birthday is next month and i plan on bringing it 1000% to each and every gig… oooooo u want my ass in ur show so bad OOOOOOO FEMME FEBRUARY OOOOOOO

YEAAAAAHHHHH

I have been changed for good!

there really is something to an upper lash tightline and a half strip. cunty

slept in my makeup and it still slays iktr

damn… made my spaghetti perfectly al dente…. 2026 will be amazing fr

going to germany has literally made me a morning person. i am simply just up at 6 am. who am i and what have i done with myself

heck

im so festive i got my period on christmas so my coochie is red too ❤️

kinda not surprised nicki came out as conservative. shes always acted like it when it counted.

damn my family is fuckin tall

look i may be a lesbian but my eyes aren’t turned off. this restaurant im in is staffed like exclusively by male models. EVERY server looks like they should be in a magazine. what the fuck

i s2g some people look for reasons to be oppressed “im naturally petite and thin and girls loving their larger bodies upsets me!!!! im upset when thing is not about me!!!” as someone who was one of you literally shut the fuck up you know what you are doing

my acid reflux hasnt hit once since ive been here …… shiiiiit

my sleep schedule is FUCKED UPP

It’s so weird living your life knowing that if you die in the next week, ‘tripped on cat’ would likely be the cause 😹☠️

german bread and cheese is just goated

going through german customs is always embarrassing because i am never going anywhere cool when they ask where i am going and they laugh at me like mein bruder i wish my old ass grandfather lived somewhere cool too but that is not how the cookie crumbles

you ever running up that road….running up that hill even

how the fuck am i supposed to get a job when entry level is not actually entry level

Clowning around :)

come to BUMP december 27th and meet the REAL SLICKS of Chicago

still searching for the Bomp… you know… the Bomp from the infamous Bompalompalomp

well. things are not good

reddit is seriously saving my life w telling me what jobs are scams. god damn

Happy Birthday @dcameronmay.bsky.social 💜

y’all i hit my head on a buffet cover yesterday and i think it did a little more damage than i thought actually 😬😬😬

how did smiling friends get the rights to use pyramid head in the show omfg

actually tired of seeing the nine of swords thank you

slayed my first helmet wig tbh i love cosplay even though i also hate it

just want everyone to know I was eating zucchini before katseye made it cool

me doing crafts for my gfs looks: 🎀💇‍♀️✨💎😍💪🏻 me doing my own crafts for my own shit: 😢😔😰👎🏻🙅‍♀️💀🪦😵

love how the anxiety muscle in my brain flexes overtime once the sun goes down like shes working OUT

ive never had sensory problems w stuff really but gluing hair is really miserable. like holy shit

sorry you all have to deal with me after 1 am. i should be blocked from social media after 1 am fr.

what the fuck do you have to do to make docs comfortable because its like fucking torture wearing mine but they are soooo cute :(