Honest to god that banana was mid as hell I shoulda let her keep it as a pillow

Nono its fine- I wasn’t gonna eat that banana anyway

I’m a MOTHERRR

The virgo rising truly keeps my drunk ass sober

God I love my mom so much I texted her some paragraphs that are scheduled to be sent to her at 9 AM so she doesn’t realize I’m drunk texting at 3 AM. THE ONE GOOD THING ABOUT NEW AGE TECH

Tenderoni Queen w/ my sonnnn!!! @moxxietocin.bsky.social

Matte going to queen everybody hide ur wives

Good morntinggggg🔮🔮

Anyway love drag I’m just happy to be here 

OH WE’RE SO BACK

TINY STANS ARE ALWAYS UP!!!!! I LOVE TINYYYYYYYYYY MIRACLEEEE ♥️

Oh we’re so back @moxxietocin.bsky.social

Me everytime I get into drag: “Oh we’re so back”

Do yall think @moxxietocin.bsky.social will watch My Little Pony (FiM) with me if I put it on

Sometimes I convince myself to go to bed on time because I get excited about the food I get to eat the next day 💖☺️

Her sitting on the ironing board so politely will always send me

Booooo AI Boooooo using AI BOOOOOO refusing to listen to your community and doubling down when you get called out on using AI and then say you’re “for the community” Sit tf down actually

I know she probably can’t get crusties anymore but I still check her left eye bc I’m convinced there’s a crusty there due to her facial pattern

When our job is be the cutest @itsbutcher.bsky.social

We’re so back

Determined to mug myself down so fiercely tonight to prove I haven’t forgotten how to do makeup

Tonight!!!! If you come out I will pull out my phone to show you photos of Duchess during my number

THEY GOT A CATHOLIC CLERGY MAN TO COMMENT ON MY GAY POPE!!!!🎊🎊🎊🎊 we’re so up

“So- how does that make you feel”

One of these days i’m gonna throw on my colored contacts and see if my clients notice

Some more baby/teen Duchess for the feed. I can’t believe how time flies 😩 that swipe wipe app got me looking at so many memories

Gotta get up to start the day but imagine being in bed snuggling your cat* *your injured cat so you feel even more inclined to stay in bed

I’m really sharing my heating pad with my cat now 😩😩😩 Chronic pain divas gotta stick together

I’m aliveeeeeeeeee!!!!! Making my Hamburger Mary’s debut after 2 months of being locked up in my apartment!!! Come say hi and ki with us!!!

Ok- its definitely the arthritis. We’re getting anti-inflammatory medicine and are going to be starting joint supplements. Prayers are still welcome 😩😩😩 this girl owes me so much $$$

Moxxxie Tocin looks amazing in new photos.

Back to the vet today cuz she started limping and hasn’t been eating as much y’allllllllllll pls pray for us We’re back in crashout city Pls save me bussycuntsville

Good morning

NEW MUNA SINGLE LESBIANS WE’RE UP YET AGAIN

Taking bets on how long itll take @moxxietocin.bsky.social to wakeup and text me back. I’m thinking 11:30

Sewing day with my baby trashcats today 🥹 (this was from last sewing day but I’m too excited)

#1 Rule: Do not fuck with people’s money. Karma will come for you so fiercely and I hope I’m able to witness it firsthand 💖

POV I’m your therapist but my cat is also your therapist

Sometimes I look at her beautiful little face and cry. Look at how strong my baby is. We’ve been through so much this winter 😭😭😭

My KieraWon prints came in!!! My first order of artist prints. One day I will go to the UK to have her tattoo me 🥺 for now- I must get frames!!!

I’m actually so sad right now… for a diva to lose her go-to sushi spot…

My Go-To Sushi Place- Sushi Para Has officially closed. RIP to a real one. Thank you for 5 years of AYCE joy 😭😩

I’m sobbing. WdyMEAN she pulls my arm back so we can keep snuggling 😭😭😭

Me and son in law! @itsbutcher.bsky.social

Kinda living for the sickly makeup

New freshman cast drop!

Going out on the town tonight hopefully will be back home in bed by 1 am 😩

Me and my bitches love a soapbox

Figured I’d post this for the bluesky timeline as well 💖 Buddhist staff for @alexjenny.bsky.social PhD finale look ✨✨✨

POV: @moxxietocin.bsky.social and I leaving our children on facetime