i promise i’ll turn it out i PROMISE!!!

Not a katseye fan at all but Internet Girl is not bad and honestly Gnarly was like..... a much worse song. Like objectively lyrically sonically.. the public confuses me

Thinking about all the times I've cock blocked and it feels soooo good... "do you know xyz" oh boy DO I

Happy Birthday TiKi Vonté 💜

Every time a lesbian comes into my job I have to stop myself from jumping over the counter exclaiming "I AM LIKE YOU!!!!!!!"

Just spent $240 at the vet bc she has a phantom uti 😍 have had over 20+ cats in my lifetime and none of them ever had a phantom uti 😭

This thing and her screams . And she lives with me

Gonna do my first overnight with my nephew... what music videos would you show an infant? I want him to be gay

2026 you FREAKS

Can't wait to sell a variety of clothes, wigs, shoes, fabric, and PERFUMEs at the drag swap at LNF tonight at 7-8:30 (sharp!!)

It’s a double feature!!! Come to the drag swap and get your life! Stay for the circus and get your life part 2!!! $5 for the drag swap gets you admission into the circus as well💛💛💛

Still thinking about saying the words "pussy magnet" to Ari and her leaving the party after 😵 deserved

I dont want to be that guy who will show anyone a photo so if you see me and you want to see a photo just ask bc hes ummmm a really cute baby (with a cone head :,) )

Btw my nephew was born yesterday and hes PERFECT. Guncle Boots

Oh heres our holiday card <3 ft our daughters <3

Me waiting to hear that my nephew has been born already and I can finally be a guncle

Im fully Charged ⚡️ nipples are Hard 💎 ready to Go✌🏻 !

Thought I was being such a good vegetarian boyfriend buying a cut of meat for my man to make a steak and sent him a photo to make sure but he didn't reply right away so I just bought it and he just replied saying its too THIN

Pissed my brother is actually well prepared for my nephew's incoming birth like Iiii wanted to buy the burping cloths >:(

Also if you have small or hooded eyes (like meee) you look like a cheap baby doll wearing a full lash. Buy a tapered lash and cut the last 1/4 off to emphasize your eyes AND open them up !!!

If more people took notes from @dcameronmay.bsky.social instead of just complimenting him we wouldnt have this problem js

So annoying feeling depressed bc im not thinking depressed and objectively life is pretty 👍🏻 but my very body... is depressed

Played guitar hero at Sluggers for one song and started to feel The Hunger

Daily ritual of starving Mochi <3

Its Still My Biiiiirthhhhhdaaaayyyy

Happy Birthday @bootsxoxo.bsky.social 💜

the stars shine brighter with you in my world darling ! Happy birthday my beloved @bootsxoxo.bsky.social

My Birth Day Today :)

WE ESCAPED

About to do a 2 hr escape room/maze with dcam and luv for my birthday omg !!!

A large CBP presence is back in Chicago this morning, with sightings and arrests reported across the southwest side and Cicero. Bovino is also here.

Been listening to the radio lately and these ads are twisted... just heard one that sang "o-o-o-ozempic" to the tune of "oh oh oh its magic"...... GET FATTER!!!

All I wanted for my birthday 2 years ago was to have a train run on me 🥲 how the times change ...

parked at mcdonald’s for 5 minutes & they booted me & are asking for $170 to get it off gonna crash tf out !!!!!

Goblin Birthday 🦎🎂 Go follow these IG accounts, spare me a gold coin, and/or send nudes 🫶🏻💚

If youre cold... they're cold </3

Everytime I see a show marketed as "the only sapphic show" my eyes narrow

Really wanted to go to an adventure park for my birthday but I had to get freaking COVID and now I should avoid physical exertion like its so Unfair 😭😭😭😭

DHS used a wide variety of weapons against people in Elgin yesterday, not only tear gas. Some wild photos in this writeup from @domguan.bsky.social:

My only booking this month is masc era and im torn between asking for more bc its my birthday month Or just... relishing in not having to do drag for other people. Maybe ill film something at home ? Hm

TW: violence Reposting for my sister Haley here bc she’s not on Bsky. Please if you have anything to spare send it my girls way

Don't know why I never posted this... what tboy wrestling could've been 💔

The day me and dcam met not only did we talk for a good hour but I also asked him to take this picture and he even texted it to me... and he did not remember me At All the next time I saw him <3 we've been dating for almost 3 years now <3

I want to. Smoke WEED

I really miss my chihuahua... idk how much longer I can make it like this...

All a butch needs is a YouTube tutorial and a drill tbh

My man taking advantage of our quarantine by educating me on Sailor Moon ... these girlssss ...