Big Miss Steak π π
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Retired burlesque performer and belly dancer. I still canβt fold a fitted sheet
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Iβm not funny enough, Iβm not hot enough, but dammit a couple of people like me.
over 1 year ago
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Angry People in Local Newspapers
about 4 hours ago
The time Whitstable was terrorised by a giant crab.
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Crabzilla 'spotted' in Whitstable
A 50ft crustacean, dubbed Crabzilla, has been 'snapped' lurking beneath the waters - and it has got supernatural experts scratching their heads.
https://www.kentonline.co.uk/whitstable/news/crabzilla-spotted-in-whitstable-25151/
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The internet has poisoned all of our minds
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about 4 hours ago
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Cru
about 5 hours ago
α΅Κ°α΅ α΅Λ‘α΅αΆ¦Κ³ Λ’Κ°αΆ¦α΅ α΅Κ³α΅Κ²α΅αΆα΅
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Angela Collier
about 4 hours ago
one of the many missed opportunities of this film is playing the titular song during the credits.
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I have Juice Newtonβs Queen of Hearts stuck in my head. Please shoot me.
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Itβs full of boys and mystery
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about 6 hours ago
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The Neutral Mans
about 17 hours ago
Posting on Bluesky is very Christian in that Jesus was also surrounded by prositutes, the poor and the mentally ill
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Gumby is taking ice cream into the fun Egyptian religion experience. Little does he know that Ra is lactose intolerant. Letβs watch the fun beginβ¦
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Azure Eye News
about 6 hours ago
WEATHER: The great demonic cow herd what periodically roams through the sky will pass o'erheard at high noon, leading to overcast conditions as the evil cattle pass between us an' the sun. Residents are warned to break out their umbrellas, as demonic cow pies an'... yellow rain... will fall.
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Adam Sharp
about 11 hours ago
Today is Mario Day (Mar10) so let us all take a moment to remember both Mario and his brother Luigi. They deserved better than this...
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Jenny Difficult-Frecklington-Jones #IStandWithPalestineππ
about 17 hours ago
A Kakapo's feeding of a chick is an artform all in and of itself.
#Rakiura
#Nora
#nzwildlife
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I am a full fledged adult and my dog made me go to bed at 9:45pm. If anyone had told teenage me this was going to be my future I probably wouldβve had more exciting fun in my youth.
about 18 hours ago
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- just brady
about 18 hours ago
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Jerry Chen
about 22 hours ago
they're saying whoever adds an edit button to bluesky on a 48 hour coding marathon livestream will be crowned the next ceo
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spleenly
about 23 hours ago
In brighter news, the local rain-worms-crows industrial complex is thriving.
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Brendel
about 24 hours ago
This is delightful which of course it is because itβs Tim Curry dammit but it contains two earth shattering revelations for the Curryverse and they are 1) he was considered for Ian Malcolm in Jurassic Park 2) he read the screenplay for Silence of the Lambs and wanted to be cast as Hannibal Lector
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Tim Curry Breaks Down His Most Iconic Roles
YouTube video by The Academy
https://youtu.be/P3VKRQr9Img?si=K13MiLY-lODKwKXi
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πͺLefty WilburyπΊπ¦
2 days ago
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Cru
about 18 hours ago
the guy who has me shackled to his radiator said i canβt have lunch next week unless my skeet goes viral
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about 19 hours ago
what is cum but a *very* juvenile delinquent?
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grilled cheese π§
about 20 hours ago
a vagina is sometimes called a "beaver" because of the profound way in which it alters its ecosystem
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Soooβ¦the growth is benign BUT 2 new cell types AND Hashimotoβs is confirmed. Basically all sorts of wrong that doesnβt lead to a thyroidectomy. FML.
about 19 hours ago
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George Penney
about 19 hours ago
π§΅Spotted While Roaming in Aotearoa New Zealand: In a cafe: A woman (80s?) is gifted a pretty tea towel with teapots, cups and saucers on it. Laughing, she ties it on her head like a makeshift bandana, asking her friends: "Anyone want to be in my tea gang?" (1)
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gene rayburn
1 day ago
I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.
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The older I get, the more I understand Dale
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about 19 hours ago
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One, two, three, four. I declare a thumb war.
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1 day ago
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Lee Harvey (non-Oswald)
1 day ago
Kinder Eggs mean there is a Kinder Cloaca somewhere
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Faine Greenwood
1 day ago
i am of course going to keep posting my 3 AM thoughts because I believe that is exactly what social media is for, but folks, if you want a truly comprehensive and multifaceted peer-reviewed exploration of something, may I suggest books and academic papers and not Bluesky threads
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission
1 day ago
When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're going to get a ticket for throwing a smoke alarm out the window of your car.
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Edmonds Scanner
2 days ago
Daylight Saving Time is a myth. Tell your boss the only rhythms you respond to are the eternal ebb and flow of the sea and the sleep cycles of the ancient creatures that slumber in the deep and dark places of the world.
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TeenagePhlebotomy
1 day ago
I'm glad Scooter the Computer and Mr. Chips aren't alive to see this.
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Uncle Kermit
1 day ago
Hey, Hey, Hey, Nothing gold can stay. - Fat Albert talking to Pony Boy Curtis.
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Actual names
1 day ago
Christian Poopoo Groom Hawaii, Board of Health, Marriage Record Indexes, 1909-1989
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I had biscuits and gravy with a side of corned beef hash yesterday. I am going to absolutely WRECK the office thunder bucket this morning.
1 day ago
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Actual names
1 day ago
Fishy Scales Bride Arkansas, County Marriages, 1837-1957
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Ghost Lulu (bird mode)
1 day ago
Great glorious glutes!
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γ§γγ
1 day ago
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Who up contemplating death because of DST?
1 day ago
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Alright. If I can fall asleep in 13 minutes I can get 5 hours before I go to work. Pray for me, saints.
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Tomorrow morning is going to suuuuuuck. I honestly thought the end of dst would happen in my lifetime. How the hell did legal weed happen before it? The clock fucks with everyone.
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Michelle
2 days ago
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moonbird π βΎyou are somebodyβ½
1 day ago
I donβt know who needs to hear this. But itβs Wild Cabbage Emerging From Mud Season, you can also erupt from the dirt with purple pornographic zeal to unfurl your freaky shit. You got this.
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Etobicoke Ernie
2 days ago
Where the fuck did the weekend go? - Me, every Sunday at 5:30pm
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I did not have sexual relations with that woman
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2 days ago
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Overhead at the diner just now, βYou took him slutting? Down the hill?β
2 days ago
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chris.
2 days ago
IT'S FINE, YOU CAN HAVE IT, I DON'T WANT IT. ONE LESS HOUR TO BE SAD ANYWAY.
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dr. uncle boobs phD πΏ
2 days ago
international womenβs day
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Ghost Lulu (bird mode)
2 days ago
THE DALLAS GO-BOTS
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Brian
2 days ago
I still want one
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Pbjam (#1 HB Godzilla Fan)
2 days ago
Good morning!
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