Alright, that’s enough socializing. It’s a school night.

I’m gonna git you sucka

Today's Bonus Word of the Day: "No." It's a good word. Practice it.

Snowcrash

Indiana was the worst team in college football for 150 years and then they let you start paying players and they immediately became No. 1 and the only conclusion one can draw is they were the only ones who didn’t realize you could pay players under the table for the first 150 years.

COW TOOLS

I guess cigarettes used to be a lot more physical

gn memers and dreamers 💤 🫂

Sorry I haven’t been around much. I took my acrylic nails off and everything started to fall apart.

Fernando Mendoza looks like Stanley Spedowski. I will not elaborate.

Bermuda. Bahama. Fingerblast a llama.

Worrye not about 'being productive,' for thou art not a product. Thou art a star daunsinge yn a hopeful skye. A signal blinking across centuryes and worldes. Thou art a song performid just once and perfectlye.

"Yeah, I vape."

Why do so many stupid people work here and why do they make so much money?

Oh! This isn’t my first descent into madness. All you kiddos can just look to me as things turn to shit. I’ll help you figure out how to forage.

why do i have 3 shitty politicians and no money instead of no shitty politicians and 3 money

normalize having a threatening aura but really just being an absolute sweetheart, keeping the perfect balance of softness but letting it be known you’re not to be played with

please keep making these

So work the honey-bees, Creatures that by a rule in nature teach The act of order to a peopled kingdom. Henry V  Act I Scene 2 #ShakespeareSunday #ChaosAndOrder

The last photo of Bob Weir, taken at a Pasadena mall, mocking occasional Grateful Dead guitarist, John Mayer with a well-placed finger

I’m sorry, but every time someone references Jonathan Ross THIS is who I immediately think of. It makes current events even more surreal. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonatha...

Too many commercials are desecrating classic 1980s songs and it needs to stop.

My life is incomplete, as I have never partied in a mall furniture store after closing time.

Body liquor is not as delicious as it sounds

I’ve only got some of the answers: Buffalo played at 1 I finished all of my polish swatches except for the magnetics I did not go to the grocery store

this song is basically about being in the club

why haven’t any skin care brands been able to replicate the post cry glow

The best time to go to the dog park in upstate NY is when the Bills are playing 😀

It’s sweater weather even for panthers and their friends

The birds are horny. The dog wants to go to the park. Laundry is in the washer and dryer. All I want to do is lie down and eat a sammich.

Listening to Ace of Base 5 hours in a row gives you extra vision

Constantly having to be other places than my bed is getting pretty annoying.

if there’s a hamburglar then it stands to reason that there is [eyes narrow] a hotdoglar

I will second this. all nice people have a backstory and when they get mad it's all over

The world is shit Do art

sometimes one needs pie with their intoxicants

Having kids is the pinnacle of content creation. *content quality may vary

the calm, almost passive nature of this headline is taking me out. we are so unbothered in this city. i love this "multiple-monkeys-still-as-well"-ass town

Fun dip leads to fun poop

What do I gotta keep separated and how long do I gotta keep ‘em separated? Will a baby gate be enough separating?

All stank, no hooba

That's good to know.

2025 in People embroidery is finished & on the wall! All the meaningful interactions I had with other adults, every day of last year. Different colors for people from different parts of my life, different stitches for different interactions. Guide here: quinndombrowski.com/textiles/202... #DHmakes

what is love? my baby's got herpes got herpes a sore

All naked ladies, no bears

Is there football again tomorrow? How much longer is it until the superb owl flies away? Should I go to the grocery store? Will I finish painting my nail polish swatch sticks? Tomorrow will solve so many of my life’s mysteries.