Big Miss Steak π π
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Retired burlesque performer and belly dancer. I still canβt fold a fitted sheet
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Iβm not funny enough, Iβm not hot enough, but dammit a couple of people like me.
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Equisapien Replicant of the Falcon Cult Replicants
about 16 hours ago
If you have a hankering to watch the 1983 original TV miniseries V, you should be able to do so without advertisements.
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Helen Kennedy
about 18 hours ago
Someone should call Jody Foster and ask her if sheβs impressed now.
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Pookleblinky
about 18 hours ago
The next 28 Days Later movie should take place 28 million years later and be 2 hours of peaceful quiet forest scenes as the camera slowly and calmly advances down what is obviously the Thames but with zero evidence of humanity surrounding it
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Siege
about 19 hours ago
Boy Scouts is woods karate.
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about 18 hours ago
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#invertebrates
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Fanzine. Moxism was always the right way
about 20 hours ago
Lost doctor who episodes found, lost mst3k episode found, and now the lost ending of the 1931 dracula has been fully found and restored. Big year for rediscoveries
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Puh-leaseβ¦.weβre still not gonna be interested in the correspondents dinner. Quit trying so hard.
about 20 hours ago
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The gummy is working. Iβm now going to boil some pelmini since I remembered to get sour cream at the store.
about 23 hours ago
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James Damron
1 day ago
Long story short, "everybody poops" is not a good legal defense for using the mall fountain as a bidet.
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Fuck it. Iβm having a gummy if Iβm gonna be stuck home doing laundry on a Saturday night.
1 day ago
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TwoSense
1 day ago
Yes! Sleep is like time traveling to your next cup of coffee.
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GoodPlaceJames
1 day ago
"Barn Owl Wedding Bouquet." Brought to you by:
@hawaiijeno.bsky.social
add a skeleton here at some point
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Big fan of WWEβs cuts. Now if theyβd just axe the entire bloodline, the writers and hire some actual bookers.
1 day ago
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Iβm gonna go take a shower, but not because Iβm planning on being productive. Iβm doing it because my shoulder hurts and I think the hot water will help.
1 day ago
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FROVO
1 day ago
pigpen is his nickname. his real name is *trombone noises*
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The Handsome Hoboπ¨π¦
1 day ago
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SNAKEMAN
1 day ago
Gonna start using the big boot as a finishing maneuver. Those who are a little higher in stature are gonna need to crouch a little. Oh well. Small sacrifice. No one told them to be tall.
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James Damron
3 days ago
*eats Nature Valley bars in the bed* I'm a bad boy...
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Blerrcury
1 day ago
Men really are different than women because they're made out of boners!
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One Dogβs Opinion πΎ
1 day ago
iβm reading a novel and just came across the delightful phrasing, βwanton individualityβ it was used as a term of endearment and i shall now strive to live my life such that someone might express such an opinion about me
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This is the bouquet I want
1 day ago
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I understand why my life is as it is. I have a list of things I need to do today but Iβm just sitting here in that semi-stunned state of partial-wakefulness dicking around on my phone.
1 day ago
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Network Sportsball Analyst
1 day ago
Me: I need a recliner Super Value Furniture Outlet: electric reclining, lumbar support cup holder pop up table iPhone outlets fukin laser beams and shit Cat: corrugated
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Blerrcury
1 day ago
Cereal is just breakfast soup
add a skeleton here at some point
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Archimedesshrew
1 day ago
Just Canβt Get A Bouef.
#BeefInASongOrMovie
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The one law I feel confident about is the US law that makes it illegal to make haggis.
2 days ago
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If the unintended consequences of going back in time and eradicating the Bradford pear included the end of the world it would still be worth it.
2 days ago
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JonZoidberg
3 days ago
We need a law that states if a member of Congress resigns while under investigation by an Ethics body, the investigation will continue, the results will be made public, and any warranted criminal referrals issued. Resigning should not stop justice.
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Sarah Primate
2 days ago
#Archaeology
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Scraped from ancient Roman toilets, these crusted remains expose a pathogen found far earlier than expected
Modern analytical tools are no less than a time machine. From their 21st-century labs, researchers can peer into the everyday lives, hygiene, and even the parasites that plagued the people who lived c...
https://phys.org/news/2026-04-ancient-roman-toilets-crusted-expose.html
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Canβt skeet. Gotta pee.
2 days ago
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π L.T. Vargus, disgraced authorπ
3 days ago
Au jus me like one of your french dips
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Pornhub Out of Context
3 days ago
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The Real Kim Shady
3 days ago
only pour pure cane sugar on me not that high fructose shit
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I miss stumbleupon
3 days ago
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I just saw the ugliest dog I have ever seen in my life. It was a french bulldog mix. Imagine a grey frenchie body with random tufts of long hair and Danny Devitoβs head.
3 days ago
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Iβm too tired to be amusing.
3 days ago
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π³οΈββ§οΈ Josie Nights (1997)
3 days ago
Bsky devs pitching their worst redesign yet:
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UnKubβ€Art
3 days ago
Happy 80th Birthday to The Pope of Trash: An Interview With John Waters
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Happy 80th Birthday to The Pope of Trash: An Interview With John Waters
To celebrate the cult movie directorβs 80th birthday, we bring you our interview with John Waters from Hi-Fructose Isssue 69. You can still get a copy in print of this issue here. Happy Birthday to The King of Puke! ABOVE:Β Portrait of John Waters, photo by Greg Gorman, Β© Academy
https://hifructose.com/2026/04/21/the-pope-of-trash-an-interview-with-john-waters/
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Seems that being found guilty after a sexual harassment charge makes someone in my office actually do some work for a change. Iβm tempted to see if this works on all the shitty employees.
3 days ago
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System Update: Still ungodly tired. More updates as events warrant.
3 days ago
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Edward
3 days ago
You donβt read about it in the gospels but the apostles had a really weird outhouse
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Iβm considering taking Friday off just to have a break from everyone elseβs mental issues.
4 days ago
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Jules
4 days ago
Invalid handle?? Yeah I got an invalid handle on my life ahahahhh
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Where the fuck is MY firmware update?! This universe sucks.
5 days ago
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission
5 days ago
"Your job is so fun," yes, but did you know I have to single handedly fight no fewer than sixth algorithms every day for the privilege of telling people to not set their beds on fire.
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czech hunter biden
6 days ago
finishing off my target with a double ended dildo call that putting the ass to ass in assassin
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Tired of the constant horse of autocorrect
6 days ago
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Siege
7 days ago
Peter Parker should have to molt like other spiders.
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Iβm a terrible person because every time I see a skeet with a screen capture of the official Iranian twitter account I see the avatar/icon and immediately think of Sbarro, not the Iranian flag.
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