And it gets even better...

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Enhanced Box Score: Reds 1, Cubs 0 – September 21, 2025 www.bleachernation.com/cubs/2025/09...

Outrage Over Trump’s Instructions to Bondi Shows the Naïveté of His Opponents whowhatwhy.org/politics/us-...

Just a reminder before the “big announcement” today. Autism was discovered in 1911 and the modern definition of Autism came in 1943. Tylenol wasn’t widely used until the 1950s. Anyone trying to tell you that Tylenol causes Autism isn’t someone that should be taken seriously.

The US is imposing sanctions on Brazil for trying to protect its democracy, and throwing a lifeline to Milei to prop up his administration.

How it started How it’s going Trump rolls back housing discrimination laws he once violated edition

They better hope she doesn’t announce “Bring you dog to work” day…

Hakeem Jefferies sucks so bad he's got ppl nostalgic for the "leadership" of Nancy Pelosi lol

Disney trying to bait the nerds into watching a Star Wars Trailer instead of apologizing for being dicks to Jimmy Kimmel is funny

I took a long break from bsky and I'd missed these posts.

A flying saucer gets disinformationed into a bar and everybody laughs it off except for the lonely town wacko. "Hi let's get the find our people on social media out of here" I say and it's all oh hell no block ray block ray block ray

So Piper Sandler is just this as a firm

A fun fact about McCarthyism is that just two and a half years after he was condemned and censured, Sen. Joseph McCarthy drank himself to death at 48. Fevers break. Petty tyrants fall. Censorship and persecution drive good people to stand together and fight back.

Tony Hinchcliffe: Let's Get Silly (2024)

I mean...

Private Cummer www.findagrave.com/memorial/129...

Random House is my favorite publisher/bad burglar strategy.

This feud has gotten ugly fast after Mills voted against Mace’s resolution to censure Omar. Now Mace is accusing her fellow Republican Rep of stolen valor and sharing his private texts to her.

The administration will support anything that causes women more pain. Hence, the Tylenol farce.

no no no, I said its the Fapture **everyone gets lifted into the air by their taints**

Man, those old Garfield games before Davis got off the blow really went dark...

I’ve had more alcohol tonight than the Bible’s got historical inaccuracies.

Mike Lindell?

cocaine so white it has a tiny purse dog

To be clear: this entire “we’ve got to run more pro-lifers” insanity is because literally a week ago polling showed that Democrats would prefer politicians like AOC and Mamdani over Jefferies and Schumer by, let me emphasize this, a 20 point fucking margin. www.politico.com/news/2025/09...

Here's the commercial with an alternate rap. Aside from this genuinely being "Poochie" in cereal form, I have absolutely no words, you have to see this for yourself. www.youtube.com/watch?v=veFp...

Frosted Mini Chex (2002-2006): Frosted, miniature rice Chex pieces that promised "maximum frosted taste"

If you remember seeing mini frosted Chex but are also way too old to have cared about an Aaron Carter poster, that's because small frosted chex had been attempted earlier! In 1990, in the Ralston days, we were given "Frosted Rice Chex Juniors" in perhaps the most RADICAL cereal box ever produced!

Coulter Gets "Put In Her Place".....

Cocaine so white it gets used with a boba drink straw.

Peter Tosser Canada, Census, 1891

LOGGING ON!!!

The road to enlightenment is wide, but the true path is always narrow

Technologically advance a band. The Bronze Roses

FYI, if you have “rapture ready relatives” who happen to have nice guitars, hit me up. I’ll take good care of those guitars while they’re rubbing noses with Jesus.

Can I tell you that the videos coming out are absolutely unhinged and I can’t wait for this new millerite bent to refocus when it doesn’t happen

This should be an album cover

Sorry, I can't come. The fog is pulling me into the woods, for it requires my mischievous spirit.

Goth grannie fall has arrived.

do you know the tragic irony of Larry Spaghetti? What? No, it's not that he hates spaghetti. Guy can't get enough of the stuff! It's actually that he sold his pocketwatch to buy his bald wife a comb

Me crashing out writing Cubs fan fiction like: “Tom Ricketts ordered Jed Hoyer to trade Cam Smith instead of Matt Shaw because the former was the woke DEI hire while Shaw embodies the team mold Ricketts is gunning for.”

my favorite subgenre of Halloween decoration is “skeleton of things that absolutely do not have skeletons”