Is there another secret room at the Capitol where Congressmen can read the translated Bad Bunny lyrics

Already this morning the Speaker has said: 1. 6 Dem members of Congress should’ve been indicted for speaking. 2. Democrats are stealing elections everywhere. 3. Congress should completely surrender their tariff authority to Trump. bsky.app/profile/atru...

yeah, big dumb senator is working on iran lmao go fuck yourself

Atomic Cake.

The Chicago Pizza Puff. As a kid, this was the food item you got between "hot dogs" and "cheeseburger" at the local corner store. You would take the crispy fries and dig it in the middle. It doesn't get talked about as much as other Chicago foods. But true Chicagoians know about it.

Mike Johnson: "Their policies are so unpopular -- they are refuted and repudiated at the ballot box over and over -- so they feel they gotta cheat. Frankly, that's it."

Boss Ross proving again he’s the world most gullible golden retriever

Oh no heavens to Betsy

I miss the days when the original Olympians fucked with the mere mortals, blamed them when shit happened, then just turned that fucking mortal into a spider or a tree or something. Those were the days, eh?

so let me get this straight.. so you think liberals have a better sense of humor?

Throat goat undefeated, Gm

Oh yeah all those coal fired battleships and tanks and steam locomotives

Bitch I have to shop at 3-4 different grocery stores to find the lowest price on most items.

watching porn and getting pissed off because the trades worker isn’t following any OSHA laws. “he’s doing carpentry with his dick out, this isn’t safe at all” i say in an absolute outrage.

Timeless.

What’s insane to me is that, multiple people inside Amazon had to see that and sign off on it. They’re all completely in the tank for this shit.

LOLWHAT???

National Guitar Day, Bitches! 🎶Bow-now-now-now-now, guitar solo, fuck yeah!

Just saw a fucking YouTube ad for Horizon, a company that promised to convert your home equity into Bitcoin, which has dropped nearly 50% in value since October. I know the world is crazy fucked but i just cannot believe this shit is legal

are you.. are you trying to prompt something using a command? do you think this is chatgpt?

do you guys eat your popcorn by pretending you’re a lizard and only using your tongue, or the wrong way?

I know they'll just get bailed out and all stay super-rich at the end of this and it'll be us who suffer...but I still enjoy so much the fact that this sort of AI keeps fucking failing to be anything more than a novelty. Nobody wants to pay for it. Only a few people even want to have a go with it.

This isn’t a setback. This is deliberately thwarting the research and development of safe and effective medicine.

Whatever it is, it’ll be stupid

Post a banger that isn't in English youtu.be/_EVKy35L7MM?...

Franch wine

Rotisserie chickens: so expensive that it’s one of the few things my mom and dad get from Sam’s Club without grousing Fuckin’ Arrested Development ass newspaper

The video is of course of Aurora IL PD cops beating the fuck out of minor kids exercising their constitutionally protected rights to assembly and speech to protest police state brutality against their friends and family

Arby’s, quite literally, employs more people than the coal industry.

I Don't Mean To Get Political Or Anything But Have We Considered Just Firing That Useless Cunt Boris Into The Fucking Sun It's 5:00AM

Sigma dragonmaxxer wheelchairmogs and slideshowmogs mediacel moid journalist that toothfairygooned him for beta FBIcel manlets

I mean he went in with his thumb

Fondly remembering him as a starter in 99 or 2000 where he got obliterated and as vin scully was talking about him, the camera was on him and he violently picked his nose

The world's favorite Puerto Rican, with my favorite Puerto Rican, in the only place that really matters. #GoCubsGo

Confirmation by the NYT that Trump’s threat came after direct lobbying from billionaire Matthew Moroun, who owns the existing bridge. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/10/w...

It’s raining pretty hard right now but thankfully it’s not raining cats and dogs because I can’t afford any more mouths to feed. 🐈😅 #cats #photography #PanoPhotos #CatsOfBlueSky #OrangeTabbyCats #SendPetFood #SendTacos

“labubu drip” sounds like it requires medication

have you have you actually thought about what you were going to type before typing it out or are you just this cooked hoss

hell yeah brother, profit off of the concentration camps. that’s truly patriotic americanism.

I’d think at this stage our apologies as American citizens need to go to Canada & Mexico first, let alone the rest of the world. This post doesn’t seem to be a quote with a reference to a China problem. Hell, as an American citizen I’d like to apologize to my son and my younger family members first.

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Happy 70th birthday to the incomparable, powerful singer HR of the Bad Brains, born today in 1956 in Liverpool. Bad Brains (I Against I) Live Holland TV 1988 #punk #punks #punkrock #hardcorepunk #HR #badbrains #history #punkrockhistory #otd

Buying food is not a treat and it’s not the reason they can’t afford to buy a house you hapless idiots