Collecting TikTok avatars of ppl telling me New York will be under sharia law in six months

Imagine telling strangers they can’t fuck while yours literally never gets touched. 🤔 At this point her clit should just file for emancipation. #SCOTUS

These 2 from our 5 pack of rescued brothers were nearly inseparable. Playing & snoozing together constantly. Until we lost Little Gray to a massive seizure. Hobbes has never been the same. He still does the family “meyowl” (like his dad) & I believe he’s still trying to get his brother to come home😿

My friend @nat1advice.tbm.games is on point

Drop something BLUE

BREAKING: kitten appears unrepentant, perhaps even defiant, as public continues to demand answers to the burning question on everyone's mind: what the GODDAMN hell are you eating over there what is IN YOUR MOUTH

Blah blah. Do something JB

Go get you a copy of Cronenberg’s Crash.

Pritzker: "I am appalled they would stop and question a state employee working hard on the job to help improve our state’s roads and infrastructure. Our state employees should be able to go to work and do their jobs without masked agents targeting them for no legitimate reason."

The fucking Stasi

gdi.

Yearning again

This Nickelodeon shit is getting out of hand

BREAKING: ICE and Border Patrol have deported every McRib in the Chicagoland area.

Drop something BLUE

Hotdog posts on a Friday are now a thing. bsky.app/profile/chab...

Fuck. He’s the Steve Bannon of Eastern Europe. 🤢

🙄

It’s almost like the guy running the country isn’t really America First.

Aborted babies crawling around heaven like shrimp

When I was in Chicago I worked on a lawsuit about a cop who would pull people over outside gay bars, give them a test with a tampered breathalyzer, arrest them for DUI,and attend every single hearing & sleep in the back billing overtime. He was making three times his actual salary

POWER COUPLE!

That Laura Loomer comment is TOO GOOD.

Somehow Schumer has managed to get the Republicans to the edge of a field of rakes, pointed out how to avoid it, and their plan is to confidently walk right into the middle of the field.

*k*dnapping Joe Rogen and Stockholm syndroming him until he accepts his new family then I glue the Ruby Rhod wig to his head and release him back into the wild* *as an experiment*

I wish I had any confidence that the Supreme Court won’t rule that feeding children is unconstitutional.

This is what future celebrities were supposed to be, not politics streamers

He saw Bannons colostomy stoma and jizzed and farted simultaneously 😝

Days without a federal judge finding DHS/ICE/CBP/FPS lies: 0

Name your fav superhero that is in DC or Marvel

Name your fav superhero that is in DC or Marvel Why Sherlock Holmes of course

Happy Friday friends

Please tell me this headline is from 1955.

This is what courage looks like. 🇺🇸

His family is shit too? Wow.

Things like "starving a segment of your population" have serious consequences. Ask the Bourbons, Romanovs, and Ceaușescus how that turned out for them...

Then we demand a do-over of Trump's election too.

Steve Bannon sweating: please don't let Dems win. Prison showers ain't ready for this much pus. 😝 😂

I always thought as I got older I’d get more conservative. But I do not care what you spend your SNAP funds on or who you marry. I do want everyone to pay their fair share of taxes, and if you have a bit more, you pay a bit more.

Poppy has seen things. #adoptdontshop #sheltercats #cats #pets cdhs.net

You know it’s a good day when Bannon is worried about a return to incarceration.

LET’S FUCKIN’ GOOOOOOO!!!

Panera’s moderately caffeinated lemonade was loosely associated with 2 deaths before it was taken off market. This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.

“Greg Bovino, you a bitch!” yells heroic Waukegan man, as Greg Bovino walks by.

Don’t worry, they’re still extremely tough on preschool teachers.

She looks like something outta twilight zone.