The eruption of Mount St. Helens, seen shortly after 8:32 am Sunday, 18 May 1980, probably along the forest roads of Gifford Pinchot National Forest. The photographer, Richard Lasher, survived the eruption that killed approximately 57 others.

Don't: Do high sticking, hooking, tripping, or spearing It's bad Do: Go to the box, and feel shame #HockeyPlayoffsDosAndDonts

Abomination!

I've been friends with this guy for over 25 years and he still doesn't get my sarcasm. Thanks to @caffeineandhate.bsky.social for this wonderful image that confused my good friend.

I wanted to go buy ice cream but made a packet of pudding instead. Now I’ve eaten a big bowl of pudding and want to go buy ice cream.

the question everyone’s been asking for nearly 40 years

No I don't know why I have a timer set this far out. Guess I'll figure it out when time up.

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When your neighbor does bbq competitions and asks you to try new recipes. It's a tough job, but somebody has to do it.

The Washington Nationals have identified and banned at least one individual from Nationals Park after he unfurled a sign during Sunday’s game that directed fans to a white nationalist website and called for the deportation of “100+ million,” according to a team spokesperson.

Make a movie into a porn title Saving Ryan's Privates

Oh my god this is fucked up

Bonus song of the day: Cocksure (Chris “Scorpio” Connelly and Jason “Acucrack” Novak) covering the aforementioned Severed Heads song. @chrisconnelly.com @cracknovak.bsky.social cocksure.bandcamp.com/track/harold...

Song of the day: Severed Heads, “Harold and Cindy Hospital (Casualty Mix)” severedheads.bandcamp.com/track/harold...

Tom Brady Dance Instructor at the Blue Oyster

RFK jr is your legacy bill

This is what took Bluesky down.

It’s like it’s covered in Silly Putty

it’s the great blumpkin charlie brown

Or this one

Or this:

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God forbid the cubs have a fucking cleaning inning

There are some I've been looking for so long, and I finally found them. Some of those more obscure lines. This one, too:

Current* conditions near Chicago, IL:

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I even found this but haven't gotten to use it, even playing against them.

i'm reading Ask Not: the Kennedys and the Women They Destroyed and i don't want to sound too dramatic but we should lay waste to hyannis port

Line em all up. We'll take it from here.

And a Cleveland steamer

repost James Handlefini for one year of good luck

A timeline of me watching the Cubs tonight: Hell yeah, continue the streak! One home run won’t matter, back on track Yikes …That escalated quickly Hey, at least we didn’t get no-hit Hey, at least we didn’t get shutout …yeah fuck this I’m getting high

Dude just gave himself a Dirty Sanchez. In public.

All y’all that were sucking his dick on here need to take some serious time to contemplate just how you became such a hopeless fucking mark. Then you can listen to my timeshare pitch.

In case you needed any reminder of what an asswipe he is..

Go fuck yourself in Hell Bill.

dude voted so many times not to uphold the Constitution

The biggest failure of 1/6 was that any insurrectionists were alive on 1/7.

Wasn't he in Sharknado?

OH GOD OH FUCK!!!

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Star whores

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Reminder that this company is the recipient of several billion dollars in government contracts, and Joe Biden could have cancelled them all with the stoke of a pen.