Warning: Sensual Alf

inframan is an incredible movie but nothing could have prepared me for the insane one-two punch of the subtitler going completely rogue followed by an extremely funny boat shot

Write the results down or it's not science

Performance art where you go to a stand up open mic night and get to the microphone and say you're a prop comic but you lost your prop bag on the way here and then just stand up there silently and see how long it takes each venue to kick you off stage and/or ban you

I'm one of them. But when they kick me out of the hospital I'm in next week, I'll take comfort in knowing that those marble armrests are there.

I’m a Jewish man who supports the advancement of Jewish women and, let me say this clearly, I believe Bari Weiss utterly failing has nothing to do with her being Jewish or a woman. She is unqualified for the role and in over her head. She never was the person for this role.

People in Winnetka love to say they’re from Chicago.

I lost, but only because I didn't let racism win. And I could have easily won. So in a way, I did win. I won that fight.

I lost, but only because I didn't win. And I could have easily won. So in a way, I did win. I won that fight.

Who the fuck do these right wing scumbags think they are? You're not law enforcement or any kind of official Daycare centers aren't public places where anyone can enter at any time They're kept secure so predators can't just walk in That includes YOU, creepy fucks!

Are people really this fucking stupid to need this explained?

Nah you're fine everyone already knows

this came out of will stancil's butthole

i haven’t been able to stop thinking about this reply since i saw it about how extreme wealth completely, utterly unmoors its beneficiaries from reality, and why it’s yet another reason to prevent it, and how we keep having to relearn this lesson the hard way every century

I'm going to be an asshole and say if you look up the Donner Party history through an indigenous lens it's less a tragedy and more a story of white colonialists getting what they deserved. Wel mel ti/ washoe oral history says they tried to feed them but they shot at them.

Ah yes, “centrist,” a racial group.

some people so badly want to be the victim because they can’t admit that they suck and everyone hates them for being the worst.

Marble armrests screams "I have never willingly sat to watch a 2 or 3 hour performance of anything but sure, I love the arts!"

lmao

Fuck you, I won't do what you told me!

It's so good to see her like this 😍❤️ Rare portrait (October 2025): A recent photo posted on Facebook shows Poison Ivy with Rocky Schenck, the Cramps' longtime photographer. #punk #punks #punkrock #womenofpunk #poisonivy #thecramps #history #punkrockhistory

*heavy scottish accent* IF YOU’RE ABLE

I prefer to think of it as an alternative universe where Chicago successfully annexed the entirety of cook county and made it one giant megapolis

My neighbor gets an A+ in re-gifting. He was open about it 😅

Didn’t even need to check which state to know lol people.com/salvation-ar...

why does the oven say piss…

The main problem with America:

I hope the judge livestreams it when they throw the book at her.

28 BBLs later: society collapses thanks to a plague of undead butts

Tombstone

Wrap up 2025 in 6 words: “Can’t say we didn’t warn you.”

Since billionaires don't pay taxes anyway or add anything meaningful, pass wealth taxes in cool states and let them move to shithole podunk towns where they'll hate their lives. Call their bluffs for once.

I've worn myself down to the nubs today, but like clockwork, I'm here to hang out with all of you tonight. I brought snacks.

I've got the Funyuns! Wait, it turns out I could only find Responsibilityuns.

tax these fucks everywhere they're a drain on society. they should have nowhere to go.

The Charlie Kirk shooter was a Nick Fuentes guy.... Fuck off Jr... that's your shit people... Ain't one of ours.

Not only does this intentionally violate the First Amendment to the US Constitution, it’s vile to watch mean-spirited, selfish ghouls who starve the poor and kidnap people for their skin color sanctimoniously pretending they follow any of the teachings of Jesus.

we don't do enough things for great justice anymore

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Shout out to the person who took the stinkiest fuckin dump I’ve ever smelled in this bar restaurant

Domestic violence increases by 10% primarily affecting women during NFL games. But women are told we are the "emotional" ones.

Update: Father Al is NOT on the shit list, he is a good one

Good. Leave the country too.

Weird how he’s not suggesting we start smaller with something like windmills or solar farms or hydroelectric dams or anything. Nope, straight to the billion dollar Penis Compensation Boat that will kill defenseless fishermen and navy guys when it inevitably explodes while idle or something stupid.