Sadistic. Cruel. Despicable. There aren’t enough words.

only billionaires deserve welfare you lazy poor bitches

HE'S APPEALING TO THE SUPREME COURT OF THE UNITED STATES THAT HE BE ALLOWED TO STARVE AMERICANS

Say it isn’t so! We’re not welcome in states with the lowest ranks in education and life expectancy. And the highest ranks in maternal mortality and crime. So unfair!

I know this is pedantic, but Kim Davis was not "jailed for refusing to issue same-sex marriage licenses." She was jailed for contempt of court because she refused to follow a court order (she had stopped issuing all marriage licenses). NYT makes it sound like the Woke Police broke down her door.

Gotta say, I’m not so confident that you do

It’s incredible that enough ppl take these guys seriously. This shit is just silly.

say it ain't so

Clown-ass shit.

A federal judge has barred the Trump administration from using furloughed employees’ email accounts to broadcast partisan messages about the shutdown.

it’s giving

The most corrupt America Last President in history. Every day a new pardon worse than one the day before.

They are different-The Cars had talent.

That guy is simultaneously 15 and 77 years old.

Are we invading Poland

Moron Neighbor United States, Census, 1930

Hey folks, as news of Watson's demise spreads, please don't set aside his weighty legacy of misogyny and racism. He was truly among the worst of us. www.vox.com/2019/1/15/18...

This is the origin story of That Yellow Bastard from Sin City⬇️

If you're a TV reporter covering a shooting or stabbing at the Pine View Motel across the street, we'll throw you $50 to stand so our sign is in the shot.

This is a screencap of a villain from the early 2000s era PC game Max Payne, isn’t it?

laura loomer out here looking like 4 missing persons sewn together

Since Tuesday, the pair have been held in Chicago's Metro Correctional Center - their attorneys requested they be held there rather than the Broadview facility as the class action proceedings began. On their habeas petition, District Judge Sara Ellis found their detention violates due process.

New: Pablo Moreno González and Felipe Agustin Zamacona, two men formerly held at the Broadview, IL ICE facility, and now the named plaintiffs in a federal class action alleging inhumane treatment at the facility, are being released from federal custody per a successful habeas petition.

And there it is, the government plans to appeal:

hey so weird question: do you have this saved in your notes app to copy-paste into every time you defend elvis for being a pedo?

Jesus. Fucking. Christ. I don't even know where to start with this. Border Patrol: yeah, we're vigilantes now. Border Patrol: we can't distinguish between that poor man you see us harassing and the literal Joker. Border Patrol: fuck copyright law Border Patrol: we are shadows that hunt you WTF.

But then there's the try hard part of it, right? Like... These people think THIS is badass, that it makes them look like badasses, instead of dweebs who studied the blade now getting to act all tough. If we could find a way to harness the cringe we could make a second sun. Just fuck hahaha bugfuck

They're all little cosplaying sociopaths, from Border Patrol and ICE all the way up to the president of the United States. A bunch of unethical psychopathic hate mongering criminals so arrogant they don't even know when they're telling on themselves. Lmao Jesus Christ.

apropos james watson’s death i had an idle thought today about how stupid race/iq stuff sounds. “buh if your skin is darker you are biologically less smart” is a thing only a dumbass can believe

So much more guts than any republican politician right now (and many dem)

Broadview is an example of what they want to do at scale.

Yeah, but probably in the “Wehrmacht creating a slush-fund for its generals and party officials working in the arms industry” way.

Newly-crowned Guinness world record holder for World's Smallest Penis is shown relaxing at home.

"It was not immediately clear who owns the warehouses that the government may buy and the DHS official and the White House official did not know how much the deals could be worth. DHS said some of the warehouses under consideration were built by developers with Amazon in mind but never used."

Primus Sucks! Trust me: I know it all.

Ah yes. The old “trust, but verify, but mostly just hope” retention policy.

Like a human Bored Ape

Mostly these companies have suddenly lost their labor forces and how he's punishing them for it but it's very funny how as a result Trump is arguably the most anti-business president in a century

on facebook everyone is fighting a battle they won’t fucking shut up about

Wife

We’re less than a year into his presidency and we’re seeing recession-like layoffs, MTG is calling Trump a liar on CNN, Megyn Kelly and Ben Shapiro are beefing, and GOP influencer accounts are accusing Trump of gaslighting. Well-oiled machine!

It's time for another rich wedding for the free christian family destination vacation.🤣🤣

on the phone with my broker shouting “DUMP NVIDIA ASAP AND PUT IT ALL INTO SLUTTY MILFS IN MY AREA”

My mum just said to me "You should be hung like a horse". When I challenged her over saying such a thing, it transpires she thought it was a punishment horses got. Turns out she's been incorrectly using the phrase since the 90s in various settings