The boomers that will share this..........

Found the icebreaker for my next meeting

Buh-bye, Johnny. Don’t let the door hit your ass on your way out.

Another favorite that I almost never pass without cackling

Joe Rogan saying on his podcast that he isn’t on a team politically, even though he spent the last few years bashing the dems 99% of the time and defending Trump almost all of the time, including endorsing Trump. It’s like Sean Hannity saying he is fair and balanced.

One thing I wish more people, especially Americans, could internalize is that your boss is not your friend, the business that employs you is not your family,* and your entire relationship with it is transactional. They all know that even if you don’t. Protect ya neck.

Also your coworkers ideally should be collaborators but do not trust them

This is good, right?

Good morning! Who up shidding in their #SheShed

#MorningMusic #MusicSky MC5 ~ American Ruse youtu.be/5_EQFz_DZZM?...

My eyebrow goals:

You ever just see a haircut and go “cop” 🫵

I can’t say it’s for everyone but for a combination of dril and LOTR, I cannot but stan for @manucleardevice.bsky.social ‘s classic

(1/2) Of course, this was triggered in part by Meta losing the child safety lawsuit. I can probably name dozens of accounts that should be banned at the top of my head, @bellesaco.bsky.social isn't one of them. Ban the creeps. Ban the Nazis. Don't ban the folks dedicated to sexual health.

all timer banger

Put this shit directly into my veins

Excited to hear stories about Jesus waking up after a three day bender with a pee boner

please please please can we morbin time tilly norwood

GM #Smokefleet #SheShed

Moron is the root of all elon 🏆👑 Congratulations @caffeineandhate.bsky.social from @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social

Exactly!

Happy #WorldAutismDay to my neurospicy friends, followers, and family. The world is better because you're in it.

you were right

guess who

IS THERE SOMETHING THAT RUINED THE ECONOMY THE ENVIRONMENT YOUR DESIRE TO TOUCH A COMPUTER OR EVEN JUST THE FUCKING VIBES IN THE LAST TWO DECADES? HERES HOW CRYPTO MADE IT FUCKING POSSIBLE

this coulda been us but you were playin'

Nearly 9 years later and not a single person has been put on trial for killing 72 people at Grenfell. Justice is only for shoplifters and protestors, mass murderers walk free so long as they are rich.

Charlie lmaoooo

This is just pathetic.

OF COURSE CRYPTO WAS INVOLVED ITS THE UNIVERSAL CURRENCY OF BAD SHIT

Happy International Women's Month! Every day I will post a woman artist/musician or woman fronted band. Yup I did 31 days! If you missed the music posts you can always find them algo and paywall free on my substack. Day 31 Come Back Strong - Samad samadqatar.bandcamp.com/track/samad-...

33 songs on @ceolkids.bsky.social playlist and not one Clash, Iggy or Nick Cave song?! Does anyone from @christiandearmond.bsky.social even nominate a song? Only 22 days left to nominate or donate $ and it goes to a good cause! Lets goooo! www.ceolkids.com

Wait til we find out they are also using Adobe Premier.

Harry Penish www.findagrave.com/memorial/179...

weird how when young men briefly trended towards authoritarians so many corporate Democrats were fast to embrace authoritarianism, but when young men embrace socialism for the past decade oh no we can't afford it.

The phrase "homeless industrial complex" is upsetting me so fucking much like what the fuck man. You should get belted for saying things like that

Evelyn Titzer Boink www.findagrave.com/memorial/143...

What pops into my head every time the prez gives a timeline.

Time for a midweek mood check! Use an image, vid, or gif to share how you’re feeling today 🖤

promiscuos (icky)

It’s great to have childlike wonder, except for when you start thinking things like, “Will this fit in my nose?”

Easter Parade (1948)

Will you do something for me? NIGEL: What? ARTIE: Do me a favor, just kick my ass, okay? Kick this ass for a man, that’s all, kick my ass, enjoy! C’mon, I’m not asking, I’m telling with this, kick my ass!

everyone boo npr for this.