Wilkommen to Cabaret, motherfuckers.

Some rare good news.

The Blues Brothers the original Men in Black film.

When I throw on 12 straight Anthony Hamilton tracks.

The health insurance industry casually sneaking $100 billion in profit past us.

Mavs fans… don’t support this shit.

Every now and then… a skeet hits the bullseye dead center.

Putin’s dick WAY too far down Trump’s throat to do this to Russia.

So the Knives Out franchise has dog-walked old-money-immigration dynamics, billionaire-COVID-lunacy, and batshit-perverse-religion. May Rian Johnson’s next arrow be aimed at dumbfuck Ai.

Intriguing idea

My boy might walk and never pay another bar tab again in his life.

Tryna match this Leroy Jenkins energy.

Only 250 🔑🔑🔑 IWBH.

Mozilla has a new CEO and he just announced that Firefox will evolve into a modern AI browser. This is a good example of how management doesn’t understand its own user base and why they go out of their way to install Firefox on Windows, Android, iOS and other devices blog.mozilla.org/en/mozilla/l...

Become ungovernable

The only way you could know for sure that there are drugs on those boats is if you placed the order yourself.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA MASTERFUL SIR

Why did we reopen the government again?

I was today years old when I learned Susie Wiles is Pat Summerall’s daughter.

touchdown brothers conditioning program

Stop being an asshole There. Now I’m your Life coach

Those are my emotional support butt pictures

Spoiler alert: They’re organized by which patients can afford treatment. (Probably)

lol at this hyper accurate ROI of policing

The entire premise of MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE is that a rogue comet crop-dusted Planet Earth.

Regulations like “you can’t charge people a fee to send them statements” and “banks can’t advise you to invest in something when they’re actively selling their stake in that thing as fast as they can” and “no more off-balance-sheet transactions”.

Mick Foley with more integrity than the entire WWE roster

I miss “BLACK METAL CATS” from the other site.

Happy Birthday, Billy Gibbons! 🎶 What's one of your favorite ZZ Top songs? 🎶 In 1969, Gibbons formed ZZ Top with bassist/vocalist Dusty Hill and drummer Frank "Rube" Beard. They released their 1st album, ZZ Top's First Album, in 1971. Born in Houston, Texas, William Gibbons began 👇

Came for the headlock stayed for the faceplant

What’s up, farmers?

all of them allllllllllllllll of themmmmmmm

I recently discussed this topic with a fellow enthusiast. The classic 1:3 ratio of killed/wounded does not hold for Russia in Ukraine. Even Russ mil bloggers admit that it’s closer to 1:1.5.

Primary every Democrat, jesus christ what good are they.

I have, for several weeks, resisted the urge to find out why this Olivia Nuzzi slag is a piece of shit and I’m not starting now. Way too many names on my “piece of shit backstory” list already.

Also I miss how rotary phones were a functional, unassuming murder weapon. Way more effort to bludgeon someone with a cell phone...generally speaking.

Non-consensual deployment of apps against people seems to be a great marketing strategy for a really healthy, unfucked industry.

To those thinking Russia is winning in Ukraine: Imagine if when we invaded Iraq, we were almost four years into it, only occupied 20 percent, and lost a million men. Not a soul would call that “winning.”

Character actors in the '40s & '50s had the best names. Every frame of movie credits were like Sheriff Perkins............... LOINS PROPPER Jack McKee................... HUNK LeNOY Artie................................ SANDWICH REYNOLDS Little Mack...................... PUDGE WILLIS

I mean… there’s the whole 6th Amendment thing. I’ve had to remind people (far too often this year) that the Constitution also applies to non-citizens. US soil and whatnot.

Please fire this into my eyeballs via derelict Navy rail gun.

eBay option to fight the other bidder in the parking lot like gentlemen

How did we get here?

Folks lining up to order an Optimus obviously.

Me: /Handing edibles to my brother in law at Christmas Eve dinner/