*coughs*

The Loneliest Whale documentary is on Netflix and it’s rad as fuck.

Catchy tune *unzips*

If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."

Yesterday I completed a task I’ve been putting off for 6 months. It took 30 minutes. Will I learn anything from this? No, I doubt it in the strongest of terms.

I couldn’t agree more. 1635 New Amsterdam was bad idea from the jump.

Feeling dehydrated? This quenched my thirst. www.wsj.com/us-news/zohr...

Is an anatomically correct SpiderMan whose webs are secreted by a series of glands immediately adjacent to his anus too much to ask?

Best Infrastructure Week ever.

“Consciousness of Guilt”

This is treason btw.👇🏻 Immigration Agents Have Held More Than 170 Americans Against Their Will, ProPublica Finds — ProPublica share.google/0oDI7FRXZXKL...

Microsoft can tongue-blast my ham cannon until the heat death of the Universe.

If Joe Flacco wasn't elite, how come he's played for every NFL franchise? Checkmate, atheists.

If hell is real, everyone involved in this will absolutely burn in it. I cannot comprehend this level of greed. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/16/u...

I think this is the thing where people get the dopamine hit from their prompt turning into data and mistake that addictive little reward feeling for 'innovation' or whatever they want to call it when they have just generated the same boring slop everyone else has

One day, every ICE chud name will be leaked (mostly because of the rampant, half-assed incompetence of this administration) and we’ll put names to faces. Hopefully this will make the Jan 6 prosecutions look like small claims court.

I've loved this bird ever since it was invented by Jim Henson in 1977

One of my favorite things about [gestures broadly] is the occasional asswipe across whom you run these days who is now distancing from their Trump vote… “the only thing I said was that I was just fine with kids in animal cages, I have nothing to do with the rest of this stuff.”

I happened to search for Queen Latif ah's Ratatata and saw this. It's really fun youtu.be/EDnIEWyVIlE?...

incredible stuff

Must watch! Bette Midler 🫶

Current Mood.

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

GTA 5. I took 30 mins a night to watch the mission tutorials 3 or 4 nights a week. Should have just played the GD game.

Award-winning pain researcher here. This is not something that can be done. Hope this helps.

The Waffle House is essentially a fight club with the All-Star Breakfast, “cheese steaks” on Texas toast, and 1,572,864 hash brown combinations. Thank you for attending my TEDTalk.

If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.

wtf is that? should it be out of the water?

Please remind us who the domestic terrorists are again.

So like this is funnier and more offensive than anything anyone else said about Kirk that got them fired

Articles like this drive me insane. The amount of tokens being used is going up because they explicitly made it so that models use more tokens. This is the tech section of a globally-renown newspaper and it's an argument that's unmoored from reality or meaning. www.wsj.com/articles/ai-...

The entire economy depends on this horseshit so it's your patriotic duty to ask the computer to honk your bingus several times a day

I have honored my ancestors today.

🤣🤣🤣

Sneak Brown Sugar into any party playlist back in the day and panties just started disintegrating.

Dann, this one hurts.

No surprise here.

No Microsoft, I do not want Copilot to summarise my emails. Ever. I will read them myself. Because I care about what they say. Reading is a useful skill & literacy is good for humanity, stop trying to undermine it you pricks.

This is where dodgeball was invented in the 15th century by opium-addicted Chinamen.

Isn’t there a much younger Dem who’s already beating the brakes off her in poling? Fisherman guy? Grassroots campaign? Am I making this up.

We’ve hit the “stress has us sleeping maaaaybe 5 hours a night” portion of middle age. At least we’re not drinking ourselves into oblivion every evening… barely even a stupor.

This. And this again.

the degree to which i feel like i am living in the pre-title montage of a post-apocalyptic movie cannot be overstated.

Federal Secret Police and plainclothes ICE agents kidnap multiple people from a neighborhood in Chicago. They then deploy teargas and brutally beat neighbors who come out to express their concern.

They should do a Colombian remake of Scooby Doo where the gang brings Pablo Escobar to justice and he says "And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you Medellín kids"