Hitting the pool here in a minute. I'm not not naked.

I seriously hope that every single one of those men and women all demanded no less than a 20% pay increase, platinum family insurance, and an additional two weeks of paid vacation, all via a 5 year contract.

Not a single lie was detected that day

Putin announced Russia temporarily banned gasoline and kerosene exports and is considering a full diesel ban. He also claims Russia has 1.7 million tons of gas reserves, supposedly only 4% down from last year, but admits fuel station queues and unavailable grades persist.

If 10,000 people show up every minute... enough to fill an NFL stadium in less than 10 minutes... then getting 50 million people to the National Mall would take... 83+ hours. LOL, these buffoons.

Yeah. No. I don't think this is right.

Surprisingly there are no Dreamcatcher gifs

When are the people coming, peter?

“Go put on the sweater grandma sent you”

Dear morons shooting off fireworks tonight: THAT’S NEXT WEEK DICKHOLES ALSO IT IS WAY TOO FUCKING HOT AND DRY FOR FIREWORKS YOU’RE GOING TO SET SOMETHING ON FIRE

Always great to see @nolongersms.bsky.social and last night's screening of MANDY at The Texas Theater was no different. I was over-served prior to the curtain and he took all my cry laughing in stride. Looking forward to the next one!

Two North Texas cities are calling on residents to help animal shelters overflowing past capacity.

I'm on time generally.

Roses are red, Violets are glam...

At OddFellows in Bishop Arts and just hit a chicken fried steak like a stepfather.

Tax the Rich is a moderate position. Rule of Law is a moderate position. Abolish ICE is a moderate position. Impeach the President is a moderate position. What is radical is accepting fascism without a fight.

WANT TO SNORFLE THE MURDERCAT (🔊 up)

💥 Drones are attacking a fuel base in Simferopol

Lukashenka plays the fool and talks pro-Kremlin but his actions say he thinks his job is to protect Belarus from Russia and its war. Ukraine's actions say it understands that perfectly. Putin's actions say he's in fantasy land.

Amazing 👏🏾 👏🏾

That’s what we call a leading indicator.

Hell Yes.

4 hours til the Supernova.

New York City residents are celebrating the reopening of public pools — including Mayor Zohran Mamdani, who jumped into the water while wearing a suit at an East Harlem pool on Saturday. Outdoor public pools will be open from 11 a.m. to 7 p.m. every day through Sept. 13.

Meanwhile every centrist Democrat

OoooOooooooh

it’s refreshing to hear honest descriptions of these reprobates from the Democratic elected officials who serve with them

Now this should make me happy but it kinda pisses me off. www.maptap.gg June 27 99🔥 100🎯 100🎯 100🎯 100🎯 Final score: 999

Moving to rip every piece of digital "property" I "own" ASAFP.

despite Vanilla Ice’s clear desire to collaborate, he listened and stopped

happy 6 year anniversary of shredded cheese sad wife to all who celebrate

The average life expectancy of a new Russian recruit—from arrival at a training ground to death in a combat zone—lies somewhere between 10 days and three weeks. Once sent onto the battlefield, they survive an average of 20 to 35 minutes. @peterfrankopan.bsky.social foreignpolicy.com/2026/06/25/r...

Looking forward to making it weird with @nolongersms.bsky.social tonight at an undisclosed location.

Ed Norton & Brad Pitt

Yes, infighting is definitely the answer. Not using that energy to go after Republicans is clearly the way to go. Great job, everyone.

Best Infrastructure week ever.

Consumer electronics getting significantly more expensive due to the AI industry may accelerate the backlash even faster than the data center buildout www.theverge.com/tech/952162/...

oh are we in bubble territory? do you really think so? what tipped you off? www.ft.com/content/40b0...

Dipshit vice president wearing someone else's CAC (Common Access Card) in a staged photo with Kush is exactly the sort of "We will throw your ass in Leavenworth" stuff we learned in the first week at my old job.

Heaven so gay sometimes it overflows

I can't wait to troll every single one of these braindead chuds who've spent the last 36 months fluffing Ai.

It Should Go Without Saying That A Golf Cart Isn't A Very Good Minesweeper

The Hangover

And then President Trump is going to beat up Iran's dad in front of the whole school and then President Trump is going to take us all out for McDonalds and then President Trump is finally going to tell me that he loves me and then