"The lake's waters reached 41ºC, or 105.8ºF — hotter than most spa baths." "You couldn't put your finger in the water." Just terrible. There's no other way to describe this. News: www.cbsnews.com/news/dolphin... Peer reviewed: www.science.org/doi/10.1126/... 🌎 🧪

Raising a glass for Rosalind Franklin tonight. James Watson absolutely did her dirty. But beware...

I've worked for a company that switched back to set PTO when someone used unlimited PTO for their maternity leave.

Just realized who's behind Hunter x Hunter Biden, and I feel silly for not knowing immediately.

because people are allowing "data center" to become a rhetorical standin that they imagine represents everything they hate about modern life, and by doing so they are choosing to blame the technology that connects us all together instead of the monsters who choose to fill our data-links with evil

Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani https://theonion.com/fact-checking-claims-about-zohran-mamdani/

Scoop: “Trump Wine Hits Government Shelves” me, for @forbes.com 1/

These are really long and really detailed, but just frightening as fuck. Kids. The ocean, or really any body of water, is not to be trifled with.

The average pundit’s response to any Democrat winning: “Dems in Disarray! Transgender electoral salience! Working class white men! Buy my book!”

Just in case you still weren't sure.

Grand Moff Tarkin has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo, but he's also siccing Lord Vader on Cuomo's ass.

"I think so Brain, but why would anyone want to Pierce Brosnan?"

This account smells....

Ah ha!

Darnold really does throw a pretty ball.

Civ 5

Couldn't really enjoy this year - my favorite holiday was not a day off work. Or uh...sigh...night.

Tis the season

Okay, I've seen that body language before. They're definitely having an emotional affair. They've probably made some physical moves. Low probability that they've fucked, but it's not non-zero.

Remember...everything they say is a self-indictment.

Catholics right now...

What movie do you consider perfect

"Doctor Loomis, not a good guy. Total sicko. A lot of people wanted Looney Loomis gone. "Looney Loomis," that's what we call him. Because it's true. I asked Chief Brackett, I said "Chief, why don't you get rid of Loomis? He's awful." And Chief said to me, "Sir, we want to but we can't." So sad."

“Big Mike, we used to call him. So Big Mike walks up to me, a tear running down his mask, and he said, ‘Sir’…”

"Michael Myers, what a guy. Not many people know this, but I looked at Michael and said "that's a tough one." Nobody else noticed this, but I did, because I have *instincts.* We used to have instincts until the DEI took it away. I offered to rebuild Smith's Grove to be beautiful, but they refused."

Seriously, I come across some real gems.

In my happy place right now. I'm just going to say, don't wish for that shit. Appreciate what's here and now. There's so much good shit still, and you'll really miss it if it goes.

I imagine these are outliers, so I can get enraged. Still...his quote.

if you see this, post a vampire that isn't dracula

Wow, maybe not the best day to go jacket off.

This is a terrible idea, unless Plano wants to put in some actual mass transit.

I'm...doing a thing.

Btw, Chainsaw Man's story continuation is in theaters now. Go see it! Unless you don't know anything about this.

Not my home but I know my way around.

I passed by a TV this afternoon with the Bears and Ravens playing. I stopped, turned, and watched from the snap. The QB threw an interception.

Is it time to bring back the charge of "Taxation Without Representation," perhaps?

And here we are...

So wait a minute...this motherfucker probably bitches to no fucking end about paying taxes. But suddenly he's totally fucking cool about paying for the military? I imagine sphincters got really tight when they learned the military wasn't getting paid.

This work week (ongoing)...

@bkharmony.bsky.social @ap-cdn.bsky.social @audiojillian.bsky.social Apologies to any nerds I forgot to thrown on that list.

Dude can do horror...

Just want to put this out there that you should definitely checkout the state amendments and exercise your right/duty.

Where I might be mentally...

So my final words on The Substance: - It hits some great notes - It really suffers on pacing - Blood cannon - Seriously, pacing really, really hurts this one - Big props to the special effects and make up crew and the actresses for going through all of it.

There is only one Drake...and he does not share power.

This in a 3 way tie with Shawshank and the LOTR trilogy.

I'd vote for Lich John Candy.

Tugs are such good little boys